A Honeymooners Mothers Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Mothers Day:

(Ralph and Ed are in the Raccoon Lodge Kitchen.)

Head Raccoon: “It’s up to you two to bake a huge Raccoon Lodge Mother’s Day cake so we can honor our mothers.”

Ralph: “I have a feeling like we are gonna bake like we never did before.”

Head Raccoon: “Make sure the cake is ready by 6p.”

(He leaves.)

Ralph: “Let’s get baking Norton. I just know that we are gonna bake a perfect cake.”

Ed: “Me too Ralphie boy.”

Ralph: “Let’s get the ingredients. We will show our wives how to properly bake.”

(Later on, they are doing a real bad and messy job with the cake. They are also a mess.)

Ralph: “Norton, for the last time, you do not squirt that thing at me. Look at me. I got frosting all over.”

Ed: “Im sorry Ralph. I am not an expert baker.”

Ralph: “Let’s drink on the job.”

(They do and eventually they get drunk and make an even bigger mess with the cake looking horrible. It’s 5:30p and the cake is not even halfway done yet. Ed picks up a layer and hits Ralph with it by accident.)

Ralph (drunkenly yells): “YOOOOOOU ASKED FOR IT!”

(They have a cake fight with cake flying everywhere.)

(At 6:30p, they are wheeling the horrible cake out. The mothers are aghast and so are Alice & Trixie when they see how messy they are, how drunk they are and how bad the cake is.)

Alice: “Ralph & Ed, what do you have to say for yourselves?”

Alice’s Mom: “Sonny boy has once again made a fool of himself.”

(They fall into the cake and make a big mess.)

(Later on at the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: “How bad was I Alice?”

Alice: “My mom posted this on Facebook. Look at my phone.”

(Ralph does, sees the video and faints.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. I want to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Good night.”

(Crowd cheers.)