Brit Is Shocked to Find: Phoebe Is the CENTERFOLD...!!

[biffbronson]

Come on!
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
My homegirl, homegirl Phoebe always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes no one could ever stain...


...The memory of my Phoebe could never cause me pain
Years go by, I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homegirl Phoebe on the pages in-between


My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, woo, my memory has just been sold
Phoebe is the centerfold


Slipped me notes under the desk while I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy, I turned away before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me when Phoebe passed close by


Those soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
To see her in that négligée is really just too much
My blood runs cold, yeah, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Oh yeah, Phoebe is the centerfold


Now listen, it's okay, I understand, this ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone, I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room and take 'em off in private


A part of me has just been ripped, the pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it, oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it


My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, woo, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold...

[Alan Brady's Hair]

I thought she was great when I was a kid. I think she and Patricia Heaton look a lot alike.