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TVFactFan · 10-26-2002, 05:46 PM

When Fred was going to marry Donna and sung this to his son Lamont

FRed:: IT's going to be Donna and Me and the Dummy makes three

When Grady was telling Fred he was in love

Grady: "Fred I think I'm in love

Fred: " What makes you say that?

Grady: "Because I have this warm feeling around my heart"

Fred:"That ain't love, that's GAS

DarleneIllyria · 10-26-2002, 07:37 PM

Fred had so many memorable quotes. I think my favorite was the one where Fred and Lamont had to fly somewhere because somebody had left something for them in a will. You know how Fred is about flying. I can't remember the exact quote but this is pretty close...

What the hell you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man have a heart attack before? That whole episode was one giant laugh riot!

TVFactFan · 10-26-2002, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny
Fred had so many memorable quotes. I think my favorite was the one where Fred and Lamont had to fly somewhere because somebody had left something for them in a will. You know how Fred is about flying. I can't remember the exact quote but this is pretty close...

What the hell you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man have a heart attack before? That whole episode was one giant laugh riot!

I just that episode two nights on a local station here in philadelphia. I liked the ending when the unatractive flight attendant was seen by Fred and then Fred said i'm going to the toilet. I don't think that episode is worth taping because it just Fred and Lamont the entire episode-No Rollo, or Aunt Esther

W.J. Griffin · 10-27-2002, 01:16 AM

NOT WORTH TAPING??!? C'mon, the earlier episodes with just Fred and Lamont are the best. You get to see the dysfunctional father-son dynamic in its raw, unrefined form...and belive me, that will give you a whole new appreciation for the later, more populous and popular episodes with Grady, Bubba, Rollo and Aunt Esther. (Besides, the scene where Fred discovers that all his late uncle left him was his delinquent bills is priceless...he wails to Elizabeth, "Honey, if you see a man with a peanut-shaped head, with a puddle of water in the middle of it, whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM IN!!")

TVFactFan · 10-27-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by W.J. Griffin
NOT WORTH TAPING??!? C'mon, the earlier episodes with just Fred and Lamont are the best. You get to see the dysfunctional father-son dynamic in its raw, unrefined form...and belive me, that will give you a whole new appreciation for the later, more populous and popular episodes with Grady, Bubba, Rollo and Aunt Esther. (Besides, the scene where Fred discovers that all his late uncle left him was his delinquent bills is priceless...he wails to Elizabeth, "Honey, if you see a man with a peanut-shaped head, with a puddle of water in the middle of it, whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM IN!!")

I guess I just Don't find too many of the episodes with Fred and Lamont to entertaining. It is one with Just fred and lamont-is when they have a lot of bills and the bill collector waits outside in the junkyard until they open the door. But i just think without Rollo and Aunt Esther for Fred to play off of, the show wouldn't have been as good.

DarleneIllyria · 10-27-2002, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by W.J. Griffin
NOT WORTH TAPING??!? C'mon, the earlier episodes with just Fred and Lamont are the best. You get to see the dysfunctional father-son dynamic in its raw, unrefined form...and belive me, that will give you a whole new appreciation for the later, more populous and popular episodes with Grady, Bubba, Rollo and Aunt Esther. (Besides, the scene where Fred discovers that all his late uncle left him was his delinquent bills is priceless...he wails to Elizabeth, "Honey, if you see a man with a peanut-shaped head, with a puddle of water in the middle of it, whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM IN!!")

lol

I enjoyed the whole episode. It's one of my personal faves. Also loved the look on Lamont's face when Fred brought out those chicken wings. lol

I can see what Solomon is saying in a way. Some people don't like the episodes that only have Fred and Lamont in it (I enjoy them all), but the episodes did center around the 'hit' or 'miss'. Of course we had many hits that had just Fred and Lamont in it, and we have the hits that had more characters in it. Then we have the 'misses' that only had Fred and Lamont in it that weren't very good or episodes that had that interaction factor and it still wasn't a very good episode.

Take 'All in the Family' for example. You have one hilarious show if it had Archie, Edith, Gloria, and Mike in it. Some of the episodes that only had Mike and Gloria in it aren't that great imo. I remember one episode (I think they were trying to do a spinoff with two of Mike and Gloria's friends) the episode had Mike, Gloria, Billy Chrystal's character, and his girlfriend. Awful episode if you ask me.

10-26-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,064	Two Classic Fred Sanford Quotes When Fred was going to marry Donna and sung this to his son Lamont FRed:: IT's going to be Donna and Me and the Dummy makes three When Grady was telling Fred he was in love Grady: "Fred I think I'm in love Fred: " What makes you say that? Grady: "Because I have this warm feeling around my heart" Fred:"That ain't love, that's GAS

10-26-2002, 07:37 PM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	Fred had so many memorable quotes. I think my favorite was the one where Fred and Lamont had to fly somewhere because somebody had left something for them in a will. You know how Fred is about flying. I can't remember the exact quote but this is pretty close... What the hell you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man have a heart attack before? That whole episode was one giant laugh riot!

10-27-2002, 01:16 AM	#4
W.J. Griffin Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2002 Posts: 527	NOT WORTH TAPING??!? C'mon, the earlier episodes with just Fred and Lamont are the best. You get to see the dysfunctional father-son dynamic in its raw, unrefined form...and belive me, that will give you a whole new appreciation for the later, more populous and popular episodes with Grady, Bubba, Rollo and Aunt Esther. (Besides, the scene where Fred discovers that all his late uncle left him was his delinquent bills is priceless...he wails to Elizabeth, "Honey, if you see a man with a peanut-shaped head, with a puddle of water in the middle of it, whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM IN!!")