Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 1)

[Frank Gannucci]

Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 1) (The NY Knicks beat the Detroit Pistons 123-112.)

(Ralph & Ed take a taxi home. Crowd cheers.)

Ed: “Boy Ralph, those Knicks showed the Pistons who is the boss.”

Ralph: “Yeah they sure did. I can’t recall the last time the Knicks played the Pistons in the playoffs.”

Ed: “I wonder what it’s like up there in the Motor City.”

Ralph: “I remember when I had a meeting up there with the Gotham Bus Company and I had to take you with me to take care of your sleepwalking.”

Ed: “Too bad the Knicks weren’t playing the Pistons there in Detroit. Hey I heard they are not far from Canada.”

Ralph: “Yes, I wonder what that’s is like. I want to see the look on Garrity’s face and his reaction when the Knicks win the series.”

Ed: “You won’t be able to see it because he will give you a black eye and you will be knocked out and fall THROUGH the floor.”

Ralph (yells): “OK PUT’EM UP! COME ON!”

(Ed runs away while Ralph chases after him.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)