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Sitcomwriter · 10-26-2002, 01:11 PM

Please note that Susie ISN'T pregnant since this is MY 3rd season and that Susie and Jeff got back together in Season 3 because she was pregnant and also note that Larry,Jeff and Ted haven't bought Bobo's (yet) since that ALSO happened in season 3.Maybe I'll have them buy Bobo's but I don't know.

“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
#21:”The Gavin McLeod Project”

Cast:
Larry David as himself
Cheryl Hines as Cheryl David
Jeff Garlin as Jeff Greene
Susie Essman as Susie Greene
Richard Lewis as himself
Ted Danson as himself

(Opening Credits)

(Larry and Cheryl’s house.Larry and Cheryl are sitting at the Kitchen table.Larry is on the phone while Cheryl is reading a book called “Seinfeld for Dummies”)

Larry:Ok goodbye (Hangs up)

Cheryl:Who was that?

Larry:Gavin

Cheryl:Can you be more specific?

Larry:How many Gavins do we know?

Cheryl:Gavin McLeod is the only one I can think of

Larry:Exactly

Cheryl:What were you talking to Gavin McLeod for?

Larry:Remember that idea I pitched to ABC and HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss?

Cheryl:Yeah….

Larry:Well I’m pitching a show with Gavin McLeod as the same character….

Cheryl:Gavin McLeod as Eleanor?

Larry:A character LIKE Eleanor!

Cheryl:Ah

Larry:Well we’re pitching the idea to PAX

Cheryl:PAX?

Larry:It’s all that’s left

Cheryl:What about Showtime?

Larry:Gavin wants a family-friendly series

Cheryl:Family-Friendly? From the guy that wrote a Seinfeld episode about Masturbation contest?

Larry:What? You don’t think I can do Family-Friendly

Cheryl:No I don’t

Larry:Really?

Cheryl:Seriously

Larry:Ok….

Cheryl:Prove that you can!

Larry:FINE!

(Larry and Richard are walking down the Streets of LA)

Larry:So I’m going to pitch a new show to PAX….

Richard:Wait! PAX?

Larry:Yeah

Richard:A PAX show from the guy who calls his wife Hitler and his best friend a Mother ****er?

Larry:I don’t call you a mother ****er

Richard:I thought Keith Dabalsky was your best friend

Larry:Keith Dabalsky? I hate that mother ****er!

Richard:See?

Larry:It was Gavin’s idea

Richard:Gavin as in Gavin McLeod?

Larry:Yeah

Richard:Why don’t you do a show with me instead of doing a show with Gavin McLeod?

Larry:What’s the matter with Gavin McLeod?

Richard:He’s a Shmuck

Larry:I’m a Shmuck! You’re a Shmuck!

Richard:Yes but we’re good Shmucks

Larry:Is there such a thing as good Shmucks?

(Jeff’s Office.Larry is sitting down in front of Jeff’s desk)

Jeff:PAX?

Larry:What’s the matter with PAX?

Jeff:PAX Sucks!

Larry:It was all Gavin’s idea

Jeff:Larry PAX sucks some major balls

Larry:I know that but it’s what Gavin wanted

Jeff;I say march up to Gavin and say “Mother ****er! I hated The Love Boat! I hated The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I hate you but I want some major money so that’s the only reason I decided to do your bull****ty idea for a ****ing show!”

Larry:But I liked The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I like Gavin.He’s a nice guy!

Jeff:You’ve been sucked in Larry

Larry:What the **** do you mean?

Jeff;He’s sucking you into a world of utter family-friendly bull****

Larry:No he isn’t

Jeff:Yes he is

Larry:No he isn’t

Jeff:Yes he is

Larry:**** you!

Jeff:**** you!

(Larry walks out)

(Larry is walking alone with his hands in his pocket.Keith Dabalsky comes up to him)

Keith:Larry!

Larry:Keith!

Keith:So I heard that your pitching an idea to PAX for a show with Gavin McLeod

Larry:Yes I am

Keith:Larry I know I mustn’t be the only one asking you this but a Family-Friendly series? Why and How?

Larry:Why does every ****ing human being thing I can’t do a family-friendly series?

Keith:Because you just said ****ing

Larry:So did you

Keith:But I don’t use it every ****ing day

Larry:You just said it twice

Keith:**** you!

Larry:**** you!

(Larry and Cheryl are in bed together)

Cheryl:Well goodnight Larry

(Cheryl turns around and turns off the light by her and then puts her head on her pillow to fall asleep)

Larry:That all?

Cheryl:You have a meeting with Gavin in the morning

Larry:I know but called we just have some nooky?

(Cheryl gets turns her light back on and sits up)

Cheryl:Nooky?

(Closing Credits)

THE END

10-26-2002, 01:11 PM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The 3rd Season" Please note that Susie ISN'T pregnant since this is MY 3rd season and that Susie and Jeff got back together in Season 3 because she was pregnant and also note that Larry,Jeff and Ted haven't bought Bobo's (yet) since that ALSO happened in season 3.Maybe I'll have them buy Bobo's but I don't know. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” #21:”The Gavin McLeod Project” Cast: Larry David as himself Cheryl Hines as Cheryl David Jeff Garlin as Jeff Greene Susie Essman as Susie Greene Richard Lewis as himself Ted Danson as himself (Opening Credits) (Larry and Cheryl’s house.Larry and Cheryl are sitting at the Kitchen table.Larry is on the phone while Cheryl is reading a book called “Seinfeld for Dummies”) Larry:Ok goodbye (Hangs up) Cheryl:Who was that? Larry:Gavin Cheryl:Can you be more specific? Larry:How many Gavins do we know? Cheryl:Gavin McLeod is the only one I can think of Larry:Exactly Cheryl:What were you talking to Gavin McLeod for? Larry:Remember that idea I pitched to ABC and HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss? Cheryl:Yeah…. Larry:Well I’m pitching a show with Gavin McLeod as the same character…. Cheryl:Gavin McLeod as Eleanor? Larry:A character LIKE Eleanor! Cheryl:Ah Larry:Well we’re pitching the idea to PAX Cheryl:PAX? Larry:It’s all that’s left Cheryl:What about Showtime? Larry:Gavin wants a family-friendly series Cheryl:Family-Friendly? From the guy that wrote a Seinfeld episode about Masturbation contest? Larry:What? You don’t think I can do Family-Friendly Cheryl:No I don’t Larry:Really? Cheryl:Seriously Larry:Ok…. Cheryl:Prove that you can! Larry:FINE! (Larry and Richard are walking down the Streets of LA) Larry:So I’m going to pitch a new show to PAX…. Richard:Wait! PAX? Larry:Yeah Richard:A PAX show from the guy who calls his wife Hitler and his best friend a Mother **er? Larry:I don’t call you a mother er Richard:I thought Keith Dabalsky was your best friend Larry:Keith Dabalsky? I hate that mother er! Richard:See? Larry:It was Gavin’s idea Richard:Gavin as in Gavin McLeod? Larry:Yeah Richard:Why don’t you do a show with me instead of doing a show with Gavin McLeod? Larry:What’s the matter with Gavin McLeod? Richard:He’s a Shmuck Larry:I’m a Shmuck! You’re a Shmuck! Richard:Yes but we’re good Shmucks Larry:Is there such a thing as good Shmucks? (Jeff’s Office.Larry is sitting down in front of Jeff’s desk) Jeff:PAX? Larry:What’s the matter with PAX? Jeff:PAX Sucks! Larry:It was all Gavin’s idea Jeff:Larry PAX sucks some major balls Larry:I know that but it’s what Gavin wanted Jeff;I say march up to Gavin and say “Mother er! I hated The Love Boat! I hated The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I hate you but I want some major money so that’s the only reason I decided to do your bullty idea for a ing show!” Larry:But I liked The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I like Gavin.He’s a nice guy! Jeff:You’ve been sucked in Larry Larry:What the do you mean? Jeff;He’s sucking you into a world of utter family-friendly bull Larry:No he isn’t Jeff:Yes he is Larry:No he isn’t Jeff:Yes he is Larry: you! Jeff: you! (Larry walks out) (Larry is walking alone with his hands in his pocket.Keith Dabalsky comes up to him) Keith:Larry! Larry:Keith! Keith:So I heard that your pitching an idea to PAX for a show with Gavin McLeod Larry:Yes I am Keith:Larry I know I mustn’t be the only one asking you this but a Family-Friendly series? Why and How? Larry:Why does every ing human being thing I can’t do a family-friendly series? Keith:Because you just said ing Larry:So did you Keith:But I don’t use it every ing day Larry:You just said it twice Keith: you! Larry:** you! (Larry and Cheryl are in bed together) Cheryl:Well goodnight Larry (Cheryl turns around and turns off the light by her and then puts her head on her pillow to fall asleep) Larry:That all? Cheryl:You have a meeting with Gavin in the morning Larry:I know but called we just have some nooky? (Cheryl gets turns her light back on and sits up) Cheryl:Nooky? (Closing Credits) THE END