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NMK_GG_FAN · 10-25-2002, 10:07 PM

Here is a GG fan fic

Blanche-*coming out of her bedroom into the living room* Don't i look devastating?

Sophia- yeah....Devastating old

Dorthey-MA

Blanche-excuse me sophia but this happens to be a ralph lauren tennis skirt

Sophia- exuse me. 50 year old play boy bunny

Dorthey-excuse her Blanche, i upped her medication

sophia-ahh...that's why i had this sudden urge for pat sajac

Dorthey- *gives sophia a weird look*

Rose-*coming thru the door* I just discovered something?

Dorthey-what rose? that log rolling is not apart of the Olympics?

Rose- no, i discovered that people don't like when you drink from their sprinklers.

blanche-sometimes Rose i wonder if you have the brains of the a scarecrow.

more?

BonniesLilCutiePie · 10-26-2002, 07:37 PM

Yes more!

GoldenGuy · 10-27-2002, 01:14 AM

* Getting up from the floor* maybe *looks at the screen again and falls on the floor again, get's up* YES YES YES> More.

BonniesLilCutiePie · 10-27-2002, 07:28 PM

Keep up the awesome work!

NMK_GG_FAN · 10-27-2002, 10:33 PM

That same night

Blanche-It's a Saturday night and I dont have a date....I feel..I feel like...

Sophia-Dorthey

Blanche-exactly

Dorthey-*sarcastically* that's okay don't act like I'm here, keep talking about me

Blanche- all I no...is that I want do something tonight

Rose- let's do something wild

Dorthey- like what rose, play hide n' seek in the house?

Rose-no, but good idea...tho i was thinking more like..maybe you're no used to this, but let's drive up to a Wendy's and order...then drive away

Dorthey-OHH Too risky Rose *sarcastically*

Blanche- I know what we should do....volunteer to strip

Dorthey- for who Blanche men on life support

Sophia- in that case, they'd pull the plug on themselves looking at you three

*ring at the door bell*
*sophia answers the door*

Stan- hi it's me Stan
Sophia- did anybody order a youtz?
Stan- funny sophia, but you're going to love me after I tell you about my new invention....a plastic pig that sings "i want my baby back baby back ribs"
Dorthey- it sure beats the heck out of plastic dog poop
Blanche-sometimes stan I think you're inhaling to much of the paste from your tupay

more?

Jo/Blair_fan · 04-23-2003, 08:53 PM

great job meghan (now i know why i'm not getting more fol fic from you.....j/k)

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-07-2003, 01:19 PM

Yes! Post...

. Sorry. It's just too funny.

Post more soon. I want to see what happens next. This is JUST like GG. U must be a BIG fan.

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 05-12-2003, 05:54 PM

*waiting for the next part*

LucyLova · 05-16-2003, 01:46 PM

Please, more!!! LOL!!!!

10-25-2002, 10:07 PM	#1
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	GOLDEN GIRLS: fan fic Here is a GG fan fic Blanche-coming out of her bedroom into the living room Don't i look devastating? Sophia- yeah....Devastating old Dorthey-MA Blanche-excuse me sophia but this happens to be a ralph lauren tennis skirt Sophia- exuse me. 50 year old play boy bunny Dorthey-excuse her Blanche, i upped her medication sophia-ahh...that's why i had this sudden urge for pat sajac Dorthey- gives sophia a weird look Rose-coming thru the door I just discovered something? Dorthey-what rose? that log rolling is not apart of the Olympics? Rose- no, i discovered that people don't like when you drink from their sprinklers. blanche-sometimes Rose i wonder if you have the brains of the a scarecrow. more?

10-26-2002, 07:37 PM	#2
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	Yes more!
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10-27-2002, 01:14 AM	#3
GoldenGuy MAAAAAA Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2002 Posts: 446	* Getting up from the floor* maybe looks at the screen again and falls on the floor again, get's up YES YES YES> More.
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05-07-2003, 01:19 PM	#7
Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2003 Location: Blair's house Posts: 326	Yes! Post... . Sorry. It's just too funny. Post more soon. I want to see what happens next. This is JUST like GG. U must be a BIG fan.
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05-16-2003, 01:46 PM	#9
LucyLova Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: Sacramento, Ca, USA Posts: 58	Please, more!!! LOL!!!!
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10-27-2002, 07:28 PM	#4
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	Keep up the awesome work!

10-27-2002, 10:33 PM	#5
NMK_GG_FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2002 Posts: 216	That same night Blanche-It's a Saturday night and I dont have a date....I feel..I feel like... Sophia-Dorthey Blanche-exactly Dorthey-sarcastically that's okay don't act like I'm here, keep talking about me Blanche- all I no...is that I want do something tonight Rose- let's do something wild Dorthey- like what rose, play hide n' seek in the house? Rose-no, but good idea...tho i was thinking more like..maybe you're no used to this, but let's drive up to a Wendy's and order...then drive away Dorthey-OHH Too risky Rose sarcastically Blanche- I know what we should do....volunteer to strip Dorthey- for who Blanche men on life support Sophia- in that case, they'd pull the plug on themselves looking at you three ring at the door bell sophia answers the door Stan- hi it's me Stan Sophia- did anybody order a youtz? Stan- funny sophia, but you're going to love me after I tell you about my new invention....a plastic pig that sings "i want my baby back baby back ribs" Dorthey- it sure beats the heck out of plastic dog poop Blanche-sometimes stan I think you're inhaling to much of the paste from your tupay more?

04-23-2003, 08:53 PM	#6
Jo/Blair_fan NMK fan forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 22, 2001 Location: KSU WILDCATS RULE! EMAW Posts: 1,202	great job meghan (now i know why i'm not getting more fol fic from you.....j/k)

05-12-2003, 05:54 PM	#8
Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2003 Location: Blair's house Posts: 326	waiting for the next part