Thunderbirds: We Need You

[Race's Girl]

Okay, guys, I wrote this fanfic a couple of months ago and as it's been 10 years since Thunderbirds are Go aired on TV for the first time, I'm sharing it with you

Scene 1- Tracy Island, the South Pacific.

Alan Tracy, Tin-Tin Belegrahnt and Fermat Hackenbacker are looking at Scott's friend rock star and actor Eddie Morgan while Scott is listening to music on his headphones, Virgil is painting a portrait of Eddie and Gordon is working on the novel he has been working on.

Scott: Guys, would you stop starring at Eddie? Sure, he's been on the crime drama Palais recently but you guys need to lay off the guy.

Alan: Sorry, bro, I just can't believe you're friends with a big rock star/actor.

Eddie: I didn't know you guys watch Palais.

Virgil: Not really, our dad watches a lot of crime dramas!

Gordon: I'm sure I saw the guy who plays Palais was in that movie Scott saw with his BFF Tommy last month.

Alan: Yeah but you're not obsessed with the movie Favorite Worst Nightmare like Scott's friends Tommy and Frank are.

Tin-Tin: So Eddie, what was it like doing that Palais episode?

Eddie: It was cool. I had fun working with the guy who plays Palais and singing with the guys who play Detective Jordan and Detective Delfino!

Fermat: (amazed) Wow, do you have any cool m-m-memories about that TV show you starred in which ended last month?

Eddie: The show was called Unwritten and damn right I do. In 2008 after season 1 ended, me and my co-star Tanya Tyler who played my character Jason Berkeley's girlfriend Lauren Winter got to go to London and my cousin Mia who stars in the British sitcom Coast Arcade won an award for Best Actress in a Sitcom. We also had many guest stars on Unwritten too.

Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Like who??

Eddie: Terry Crews, Eric Allen Kramer as Thomas Jefferson, Tracee Ellis Ross!

Tin-Tin: Were there any crazy moments you had on Unwritten?

Eddie: Yeah. I got stalked by the same dude a couple of times!

Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat: (in unison) By who???

Eddie: Some psycho maniac named Trangh Belegrahnt! The first time, he tried to kidnap me and the second time, not only did that SOB tried to grab me when I visited Ryker's Island Prison in New York, he sent some huge colored dude to try and take me prisoner!

Gordon: Why would someone like that dude try to kidnap you?

Eddie: According to my dad who's a criminal psychologist, he was a lonely loser who had no friends when he was younger, liked my music and wanted to force me to hang out with him. The whole damn thing was weird.

Alan: (pretending to not know the Hood) So where's this Mr Belegrahnt guy now?

Eddie: Well, now, he's locked away in prison. All the way in NYC.

Scene 2- Ryker's Island Prison, New York.

We see a large muscular colored man is working out and a red haired woman who is almost a foot shorter is talking to a fellow prisoner in the exercise yard when a prison guard approaches them.

Guard: Jones, Tucker, your lawyer came by and said that you're both due for release on Saturday.

Both the colored man and the redhead turn around and we see that they are none other than Jermaine 'Mullion' Jones and Carolyn 'Transom' Tucker.

Transom: That's fantastic. To be honest, I'm starting to hate it more here in prison.

Guard: I'm glad you two are being released but Belegrahnt's staying right...

A scratch is heard in the background

Guard: You hear that?

Transom and Mullion: (in unison) Hear what??

Prisoner: Sounds like someone's scratching at the gate like the Owl Post in the Nigel Planter movies!

Mullion: Well, that's damn weird.

The guard pulls out a card and opens the door while Transom, Mullion and the prisoner walk back inside the prison. A chicken is seen on the other side of the door.

Guard: A chicken? Now how did a chicken get into this prison?

The Hood puts a bucket on the guard and starts attacking him. A few seconds later, the guard falls to the floor unconscious.

The Hood: That's what you get for not putting me up for parole, Mr Cooper. (walks away)

[Race's Girl]

Scene 3- Ryker's Island Prison, New York.

There are 3 people on the parole board; a redheaded woman in a dark green suit and light green blouse on the left, a colored woman in a grey suit and a purple blouse in the middle and a blond man in a dark blue suit and a white shirt on the right and we see the middle board member knocking on the table with a gavel as a prisoner who resembles Pharrell Williams stands before them.

Middle board member: Parole granted.

The Pharrell Williams lookalike walks away as the middle board member picks the clipboard up and reads it.

Middle board member: Next up for parole, Carolyn Tucker and Jermaine Jones AKA Transom and Mullion.

Transom and Mullion enter but stop to talk to the Pharrell Williams lookalike

Transom: Take care, J.D and may the next time we meet be under more felicitous circumstances.

J D:Say what, girl?

Mullion: What Transom tellin' y'all is that y'all be good the next time we meet, dawg! (High fives J.D who walks away)

A few minutes later, the board meeting starts and NYPD lieutenant Larry Rubenstein, who is a friend of Jeff's, testifies)

Larry: Miss Tucker's too damn decent for this jail but Mr Jones has some or no decency. He called me Dr Grouchy.

The whole courtroom laughs especially NYPD lieutenant Rock Halford who is another friend of Jeff's so Larry laughs.

Larry: Now I get it since most people say that I look like Hugh Laurie from House. (laughs again) That's good.

Later, Rick testifies.

Rick: Miss Tucker is nice but Mr Jones tried to kill me the first time me and Lieutenant Rubenstein interviewed them both.

The people in the courtroom whispers amongst themselves.

Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing Lieutenant Halford right now?

3 people raise their hands.

Lawyer: Be honest!

Everyone raises their hands including Larry and the man next to Larry looks at him.

Larry: Well, he's always putting the toilet seat down.

Later, Transom and Mullion go up to testify.

Lawyer: Jermaine, Carolyn, if released, would you two pose a threat to one Alan Tracy?

Transom: Alan Tracy? Ha! The spirited teenage scamp who foiled our scheme to rob the Bank of London and sent me to this pee pee soaked heck hole.

Left board member: Miss Tucker, we're glad you used the term "pee pee soaked heck hole" while Mr Jones would've said "pee pee soaked hell hole."

Mullion: Tell it to the bald SOB who got denied parole again.

Lawyer: (to Mullion) What about one of the pages in the notebook your older sister Aretha sent you at Christmas, doesn't it say "DIE ALAN DIE" on one of the pages?

Transom: (quietly to Mullion) Tell them.

Mullion: No way! That's German...for "Die Alan Die"

The entire courtroom laughs.

Right board member: No one that speaks German can be a bad person unless it's that jerk Hitler.

Middle board member: Parole granted. (bangs the gavel so Transom and Mullion leave)

Scene 4- Tracy Island, the South Pacific. Ohana Belegrahnt is handing glasses of juice to her husband Kyrano, their boss Jeff Tracy and his lab technician Hiram 'Brains' Hackenbacker who are sitting on the couch watching on TV.

Brains: Mr Tracy sir, is it alright if me and Fermat go to Detroit for the n-n-next week please?

Jeff: Sure but why?

Brains: There's an interesting science convention. It's the sort of thing we both d-d-do when we're on the mainland but Alan often says that it's embarrassing!

Jeff: Sure, Brains, you and Fermat can go but only if you're careful!

Brains: Thank you, Mr Tracy. (stands up and walks away) Fermat!

On the TV, the newsreaders Robbie Trent and Zoe Simpson are reading the news. Robbie is a redhead with green eyes and Zoe is a colored woman.

Robbie: And President Obama said "Damn Russia and their space station."

Zoe: Thank you, Robbie. This just in, the notorious criminal Trangh Belegrahnt has escaped from Ryker's Island Prison. We go over to New York City where Lisa Lowe is outside Ryker's Island Prison. Lisa, what's the situation?

The TV goes to New York City where Lisa Lowe is outside Ryker's Island Prison.

Lisa: That's right, Zoe. It's known that Mr Belegrahnt was serving a 5 year sentence for robbing the Bank of London 3 years ago but escaped after his former associates Jermaine Jones and Carolyn Tucker were released from prison just 3 days ago.

Jeff: Holy crap.

Ohana and Kyrano: (in unison) What??

Jeff: Bad news, guys, (to Kyrano) your pain in the ass of an older brother has escaped from jail!

Kyrano: Oh my God, I never thought that my older brother would be after us after 3 years.

Ohana: That's terrible news, Mr Tracy.

Jeff: I know and I'd hate it if that bald SOB did something bad like kidnap Tin-Tin or one of my sons as Brains and Fermat are off to the mainland next week.

Ohana: You're not the only one, Mr Tracy. (holds a tray of cookies in front of both Jeff and Kyrano) Who would like to try some mint chocolate cookies?

Jeff: Wanna say it together?

Kyrano: Why don't we sing it, Mr Tracy?

Jeff and Kyrano: (singing in unison) We do!!

Scene 5- Downtown New York City.

The Hood is running through the city avoiding any police officers and other authorities until he reaches a motel.

The Hood: (takes his cellphone out of his left jacket pocket and starts typing on his Twitter account) "I'm sorry I haven't been able to speak to you all for a while but I've been very busy with other priorities. I have vengeance to seek and seek it I will." (puts his cellphone back in his left jacket pocket as he enters the motel) Ready or not, Jeff, here I come. Sweet revenge is lots of fun. You and your family are all going to pay.

Scene 6- JFK Airport, New York City. Transom and Mullion are looking at some planes when Mullion's older sister Dr Aretha Jones and her 19 year old daughter Tinisha approach them.

Aretha: Jermaine, is that you? Mullion: Damn right it is, sis. (hugs Aretha and Tinisha lifting them both off the ground)

Tinisha: We glad y'all got released from jail, Uncle J.

Mullion: Thanks, Li'l T.

Transom: Li'l T?! Uncle J?!

Mullion: Sorry fo' this. Aretha, Carolyn, I believe y'all know each other. (to Tinisha) Tinisha, this is my best friend from High School Carolyn Tucker. (to Transom) Carolyn, this is my niece Tinisha.

Transom: Nice to meet you, Tinisha, your uncle Jermaine always talks about you.

Tinisha: Same to you, Dr Tucker, Uncle Jermaine always writes about you.

Aretha: So where are you going to?

Transom: The South Pacific!

Tinisha: So are we. Mom's doing an article on the Tracy family.

Mullion: Cool. (approaches the plane ticket booth) Hi, 4 tickets to the South Pacific please.

Aretha: You know, I'm sure that you two would like Mr Tracy and his sons.

Transom: I certainly hope so too, Aretha, I'll tell you that for something.

Mullion laughs nervously as a blonde stewardess approaches them.

Stewardess: Good news, Dr Jones, there are 4 seats on the next flight to the South Pacific which leaves in 2 hours.

Aretha: Thank you. (to Transom, Mullion and Tinisha) Well, I certainly am going to miss America for the next week, I tell you that.

Tinisha: Me too, Momma.

Aretha: Jermaine, Tinisha, will you two please do your best to be polite to the Tracy family?

Mullion: We promise, Aretha.

Aretha: Allow me to sing a song before we go.

Mullion and Tinisha: (in unison) Sho' thang!!

Aretha: Round evening time, the sun goes down,
Three words are heard across the town
From every person, saint or sinner
Comes the query...

Tinisha: What's for dinner?

Aretha: On the plane, we're having chicken!

Tinisha and Transom: (in unison) Chicken??

Aretha: What's the matter? Are you...chicken?

Mullion: What the hell?

Aretha and Tinisha: I don't care if I'm wrong or right
But I could eat chicken every night!
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
C-H-I-C-K-E-N!
I love chicken!

Aretha: Eat it broiled, baked or boiled,
Batter it up and fry it in oil!

Tinisha: Or a wing a la King
That'll make your chicken zing!

Mullion: From the grange for a change!
Happy chickens raised free-range.

Aretha and Tinisha: Oh I don't care if I'm wrong or right But I could eat chicken every night!
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
C-H-I-C-K-E-N!
I love chicken! (to Transom) Take a verse, Carolyn.

Transom: The drumstick makes my clock tick,
It's a finger-lickin' fun stick!

Mullion: Like it spicy? Chopped and dicey?
Enchiladas to entice ye.

Tinisha: You can grate it.

Transom and Mullion: (in unison) Or soufflé it!!

Aretha: You can even fla-flambé it!

Transom, Mullion, Aretha and Tinisha: I don't care if I'm wrong or right
But I could eat chicken every night!
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
C-H-I-C-K-E-N!
I love chicken!

A large crowd applauds the song as Aretha, Mullion, Transom and Tinisha all bow.

[Race's Girl]

Scene 7- On the flight to the South Pacific.

We don't really see inside the plane but we can see the plane leaving JFK Airport and flying over the western and southwestern U.S and over the Gulf of Mexico. Over the Yucatan Peninsula, Mullion and Tinisha sing My Humps, Transom shushes them and the plane turns towards the Atlantic.

Mullion: What the hell, girl?

Transom groans. Over the Pyrenees, Transom sneezes, the plane moves towards North Africa, then turns again for Italy.

Transom: Excuse me.

The plane heads for Egypt when Tinisha burps which forces it towards the Black Sea. Once they cross it, another burp forces the plane to cross the Black Sea again...

Aretha: Tinisha Jones, you say excuse me.

Tinisha: Excuse me.

The plane then turns towards Iran when it is in southern Turkey. It lands in the South Pacific opposite a few islands including Tracy Island.

Scene 8- the South Pacific mainland.

Aretha, Tinisha, Transom and Mullion are looking at the islands as other people pass by them.

Aretha: (noticing how nervous Mullion is feeling) For God's sake, Jermaine, get yourself together.

Mullion: Well, what time is this Mr Tracy dude expecting me?

Tinisha: As soon as we get there!

Transom: I read somewhere online that Mr Tracy's looking for a new bodyguard, personal trainer and an assistant for his laboratory technician Hiram Hackenbacker.

Aretha: Too right he is. Now, I've wrapped him up some sandwiches in case he gets hungry during our interview. Oh, and, er... here's the cash. (hands $50 each to Tinisha and Mullion before addressing Mullion) Can you please try and look a little less of a dumbass than usual.

Transom: What your older sister's trying to tell you is that if they gave degrees out for being a hard ass, you'd be a professor by now.

Mullion: I'll give you an Eric Catchpole from Lovejoy quote; "I don't reckon I'm gonna fancy this Tracy Enterprises lark."

Transom: Given the state of America if that moron Donald Trump becomes president, former offenders like us don't have much choice, do they? And seeing as how it's extremely unlikely that you ever would've been a maths teacher, a businessman or a kung fu master at your age and I would've been a science teacher, the inventor of a time machine or a psychologist at my age, we have to work for the Tracy family even if it kills us all.

Aretha: It's got to be said, Jermaine, you're a bitter disappointment to Mom and Dad.

Mullion: Well, only since I hung out with the wrong dudes when me and Carolyn were in college.

Aretha groans as a boat approaches the mainland. As they board, Aretha, Mullion, Transom and Tinisha all smile as they get into the boat which sails towards Tracy Island.

Scene 9- Tracy Island, the South Pacific.

Scott, Virgil, Gordon, Tin-Tin, Alan and Fermat are watching an old Dean Martin movie together.

Alan: Thanks for letting me, Tin-Tin and Fermat watch this movie with you guys.

Gordon: You're welcome, Alan, we're always here for you.

Scott: See what I mean when you said that we should watch Ten Thousand Bedrooms, Virg?

Virgil: I didn't ask to watch this movie, Scott.

Lady Penelope enters the movie room and sits down between Scott and Virgil.

Lady Penelope: Hello, everyone.

Scott, Virgil, Gordon, Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat: Hi, Lady Penelope!!!!!!

Lady Penelope: That's me.

Scott: Aren't you supposed to be in London visiting your parents?

Lady Penelope: Yes, I believe I should be but I heard the news that horrible man the Hood had just recently escaped.

Virgil: I think I know the reason that SOB escaped.

Lady Penelope: Yes, to get revenge on us for putting him in prison

Gordon: I can't believe I'm saying this but all I gotta say to that jerk is "good luck with that."

Alan: Say what?

Tin-Tin: For God's sake, I'm as shocked as you guys are.

Lady Penelope: If he would come here, I might allow Parker to give him a jolly good spanking.

Gordon: Whoa there, you and Parker are gonna go round 2 on that jerk?

Lady Penelope: Of course we would, he defeated us 3 years ago. (to Scott) Please tell me, Scott, when is Dr Aretha Jones coming here?

Scott: She'll be here soon, Lady P!

Lady Penelope: Well, I guess that I'll have to see if Dr Jones would like us or not.

Alan: Yeah, I think she will

Lady Penelope: Hold it, boys. Where are the woman and man who me and Parker battled?

Tin-Tin: Well....

Lady Penelope: Excuse me for asking, Tin-Tin but what do you mean by the way you just said "well"?

Alan: You're not gonna believe this but...

Lady Penelope: (frustratedly) But bloody well what?

Fermat: Well, Lady Penelope, they were r-r-released from jail 3 days ago.

Lady Penelope: Oh dear God, they were both released from prison?! This is terrible. Terrible, I tell you.

A chime sounds through the Tracy villa which tells us that the boat with Aretha, Tinisha, Transom and Mullion has arrived on Tracy Island.

Virgil: What the hell is that?

Scott: That sounds like the sound of Dr Jones's boat arriving here!

Lady Penelope: Dear God, I don't believe this. (stands up and leaves) Parker!

Gordon: (to Fermat) You could have just told Lady Penelope that the two she and Parker fought 3 years ago moved to Canada.

Fermat: We have to warn our parents. After this m-m-movie ends.

[Race's Girl]

Scene 10- Jeff's office.

Jeff is at his desk with Transom, Mullion and Aretha sitting opposite him.

Jeff: Thanks for coming here on such short notice as my last psychologist dropped out at the last minute, Dr Jones.

Aretha: No problem, Mr Tracy.

By this time, Kyrano, Ohana, Lady Penelope, Parker, Brains, Scott, Virgil, Gordon, Alan Tin-Tin and Fermat all enter the office along with the Thunderbirds mechanic Billie Jackson.

Scott: Okay, Dad, we're all here, what's the emergency you...?

They all stare at Transom and Mullion.

Lady Penelope: Dear God, please don't tell us you're going to give the Thunderbirds to these two. (points at Transom and Mullion)

Jeff: That's where you're wrong, Jermaine's going to be my new bodyguard and Scott's new personal trainer while Carolyn's going to be Brains's new lab assistant.

Brains: I'm sorry, Mr Tracy but m-m-my answer is no damn way.

Transom frowns as Jeff glares at the others and walks over to them.

Jeff: You people listen up and listen good. I know that some of you are still upset about Elvis and Marvin moving on with their careers but Jermaine here (points to Mullion) will be doing there jobs both on the mainland and here while Carolyn here (points at Transom) will be helping Brains in the lab first thing tomorrow and if you don't like it, that's tough crap. Do you understand?

Scott, Virgil, Gordon and Alan: (in unison) Yes, Dad!!!!

Lady Penelope: Yes, Jeff!

Kyrano, Ohana, Parker, Brains, Tin-Tin and Fermat: (in unison) Yes, Mr Tracy!!!!!!

Jeff: That's better and if I were you'd do what I taught you to do and show some damn respect.

Alan: But Dad, they work for the Hood.

Mullion: We used to work for that bald son of a...

Transom: Jermaine, I know that we no longer work for that monster but we have to move on with our lives.

Aretha: I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation, Mr Tracy but if it's okay with you, me and Tinisha would like to explore this island please.

Jeff: Sure, Dr Jones. (to Scott) Scott, can you and Virgil please show Dr Jones and her daughter around the island please?

Scott: Sure thing, Dad. (to Aretha and Tinisha) Come on, gals, we're going island trekking.

Tinisha: Thanks.

Scott, Virgil, Aretha and Tinisha leave the villa while Jeff's cellphone rings.

Alan: Oh is that President Obama?

Gordon: President Obama hasn't got Dad's number, dumbass!

Fermat: Well, who's c-c-calling?

Jeff: Lieutenant Rubenstein is. (answers his cellphone) Yes, Larry?

Larry: Jeff, I've got good news and bad news!

Jeff: What's the good news?

Larry: Do you remember the Stingray movie?

Jeff: Yeah, what about it?

Larry: Filming just ended and me and Rick met the actors!

Rick: I can't believe I just shook hands with Denzel Washington who plays Commander Sam Shore.

Larry: I knew you would.

Jeff: Right, what's the bad news?

Larry: Do you remember that Trangh Belegrahnt jerk who tried to kidnap the singer/actor Eddie Morgan?

Jeff: Yes, I remember Trangh Belegrahnt, why?

Larry: He broke out of jail!

Jeff: What the hell?

Larry: I said that Trangh Belegrahnt broke out of jail!

Jeff: Why would he do that?

Larry: He said he wanted to get revenge on the Thunderbirds!

Jeff: Holy crap.

Larry: Holy crap indeed.

Jeff: When you and Rick last visited Mr Belegrahnt, what did you tell him?

Larry: We told him that you were in Italy which is too far for him!

Jeff: Me and the boys were on vacation at the time.

Larry: He said that he heard you were back and asked for your location. I didn't want to give it to him but he forced us too. So now he might be on his way over to destroy you and the boys.

Jeff: Okay thanks for telling me, Larry. Bye.

Larry: I'll talk to you later.

Jeff hangs up.

Jeff: Oh God, this is bad and I don't mean overdue library book bad. I mean grenade in the toilet bad.

Parker: Sodding 'ell, that's the worst kind of bad there is.

Mullion: Wait, that dumbass is out.

Transom: We all thought he was in prison.

Jeff: Yeah, he was in prison but he escaped and forced NYPD lieutenants Rubenstein and Halford to give him our address.

Scene 11- Tracy Island, a few hours later.

Two people are seen putting a kayak in their jet when Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat walk past them.

Woman: Holy crap, this kayak is so heavy. Too bad no one is helping us.

Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat walk over to them.

Alan: Uh hey, you need some help?

Man: Oh hey, kids

Tin-Tin: Whatcha trying to do there?

Woman: We're trying to fit this kayak into our jet!

Fermat: Why not just l-l-let the air out of it?

Man: We can't deflate our kayak. We spend most of the day blowing air into it!

Alan: Then it won't fit into your jet.

Woman: Uh there's enough room in our jet. Check it out yourselves.

Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat: (in unison) Okay!!!

Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat all climbs into the cargo part of the jet.

Tin-Tin: Uh it's not roomy in here.

The man slams the cargo part of the jet shut and locks it.

Alan: HEY!

Man and woman: (in unison) Psych!!

Fermat: Come on! Let us out! We have to go back to the v-v-villa for dinner.

Man: Well, too bad! The boss has got an appointment with revenge.

Tin-Tin: You're my crazy ass uncle's new henchpeople, aren't you?

Woman: Aw you became smart.

The man and woman get into the jet and fly off leaving the Hood's tie on the island.

Scene 12- Tracy Island, the next morning.

Jeff is watching the morning news on TV when a knock is heard at the door

Jeff: Who's that?

Outside, the man from the last scene is seen placing a letter on the floor and runs away as Jeff opens the door scared.

Scene 13- Tracy Island, later.

Ohana, Kyrano, Brains, Transom, Mullion, Scott, John, Virgil, Gordon, Lady Penelope, Parker and Billie are all in Jeff's office as Jeff holds an envelope in front of them.

Billie: What's in the envelope?

Jeff: I don't know. (opens the letter)

John: What does it say, Dad?

Jeff: (reading the letter) To Jeff,
I have your youngest son and his friends. If you don't believe me, hair's a piece of Alan.
Yours truly, Trangh Belegrahnt AKA the Hood.
P.S: I don't want to sound like Sheldon J. Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants but I have 3 last words for you and your family. Revenge, revenge, revenge. (pulls out a piece of Alan's hair)

Gordon: It's Alan's hair!

Jeff's phone rings again with a no caller ID.

Jeff: (answering the phone) Jeff Tracy?

The Hood: Did you miss me?

Jeff: THE HOOD!

The Hood: Oh you remember my voice.

Jeff: What the hell did you do with Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat?

The Hood: (shocked) What? No "Hello, Hood, I missed you?" No "How was prison?" No "Sorry for turning Transom and Mullion against you?"

Jeff: They turned against 'cause you're a damn psychopath!

The Hood: Better watch it, Jefferson. I have Alan, my niece and Professor Hackenbacker's son and I have plans for them.

Jeff: Damn you to hell.

The Hood: Only if I see you there first, Jeff.

Billie: That sick SOB.

The Hood: Goodbye, Jeff.

Jeff: Give those kids back.

The Hood: No and good luck finding them because you and your family won't and allow me to sign off with a Nora Dershlitt quote: "Sweat on that, nubs!" (hangs up)

Gordon: Oh my God, we gotta save those kids.

Kyrano: Poor Tin-Tin.

Ohana: We have to find them.

Virgil: Yeah but the Hood won't tell us where they are.

Scott: Well, we got to think. (gasps) You know who can help us take down one psycho?

Billie: Who?

John: Another psycho!

[Race's Girl]

Scene 14- a mental hospital, Los Angeles

Jeff and his remaining sons are all standing in the hall with Nicola Tracy's old friend Dr Theresa Velasquez.

Dr Velasquez: Why do you need to see my patient?

Jeff: We have to ask him a few questions!

Scott: Why is he here in this hospital?

Dr Velasquez: He was sent here from Boston by his now ex-wife. He has a bad virus that came from a porcupine. It's very dangerous so he has to stay down here!

John: Well, let us talk to him.

Dr Velasquez: It's the last one down.

Jeff, Scott, John, Virgil, Gordon and Dr Velasquez start walking when Virgil nearly trips and accidentally lands on the glass.

Dr Velasquez: Dear God, do not touch the glass.

Virgil: (standing up again) Why not?

Dr Velasquez: I just cleaned it. (walks away)

Jeff, Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon pass a few patients with one of them being Jeff's old college roommate 'Crazy' Steve Simpson.

Crazy Steve: **** a doodle doo! The cow says moo!

Jeff: Same old Steve. (walks away)

Crazy Steve: See ya.

Jeff and the boys all approach Andrea 'Andy' Tracy's former high school classmate Bart Jordan.

Bart: Well, hello, Jeff.

Jeff: Hello, Bart.

Bart: Who are these guys?

Jeff: These are my older sons Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon!

Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Hi, Mr Jordan!!!!

Bart: Why are you even here?

Jeff: I need some advice!

Bart: What do you want from me?

Gordon: So we have this brother named Alan!

Bart: You mean the young man who's full named is Alan Shepherd Tracy, in 11th grade and is on the varsity running team?

Virgil: How do you know so much about us?

Bart: I know lots of things about lots of things. Like how Matt Groening's nearly 60 and he should've killed Mr Burns off instead of Maude Flanders!

Jeff: Well, you want to know what happened to Alan?

Bart: Please tell me.

Scott: A crazy bald dude took them!

Jeff: His name is Trangh Belegrahnt but his alias is the Hood. (slides the note down in Bart's tube)

Bart: What's this?

John: The note he left us!

Bart: (reading the note) I have your youngest son and his friends. If you don't believe me, hair's a piece of Alan.

Scott: This is the hair that jerk left. (shows Bart the hair)

Bart: Wait, are you sure this isn't Niall Horan's hair?

John: Now we just need to find those kids.

Bart: Then let's look at the clues.

Virgil: We haven't got any clues.

Bart: Wrong! See this stain? (points to a stain on the letter)

Gordon: Is it blood?

Bart: No, it's Hunt's tomato catsup and the only place to have Hunt's tomato catsup these days is a restaurant called Aloha Burger. Now the best place to hide someone would be in an abandoned house and just 1 mile outside of Aloha Burger, there are 3 abandoned houses.

Jeff, Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Go on!!!!!

Bart: Look in those houses 3 and your son and his friends you shall seek.

Gordon: Holy crap, he's rapping.

Bart: I'm not rapping, yo!

Jeff: Boys, we just have to look at those houses.

Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Let's hurry!!!!

Bart:Jeff, wait! Wait!

Jeff: What is it, Bart?

Bart: I have one more question.

Jeff: What?

Bart: Do you hear from Leroy Goldstein even though he and your sister Andy ended their relationship in 1989?

Jeff: I'm in touch with him on Facebook!

Bart: Oh.

Jeff, Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon leave the mental hospital.

[Race's Girl]

Scene 15- an abandoned house, Los Angeles, California

It has been 3 days since Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat went missing. The three of them are seen down a wishing well.

Alan: Hey! Yo, guys, we're getting hungry!

The Hood: (sounding like Sideshow Bob as he approaches the well) Hello, Alan. How's the well? Do you and your friends like it?

Tin-Tin: Can we get some food?

The Hood: Alright. (grabs some soap, puts it down a basket and rolls it down the well) Look in the basket.

Fermat: Hair soap? You w-w-want us to eat soap?

Fuse: You dumbasses puts the soap in your hairs if you want food!

Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat: (in unison) What???

Havoc: You kids are to put some soap in your hairs if you want food!

The Hood: All three of you are to put some soap in your hairs or else you all get the hose again!

Alan: Again with the hoses.

Tin-Tin: We're not putting this soap in our hairs.

The Hood: (yelling) THAT BLOODY TEARS IT! (grabs a hose and throws it down the well near Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat)

Alan: You realized you're just wasting hoses.

The Hood: You listen to me, Alan. If you and your friends don't put that soap in your hair, I'm going to...

The doorbell rings

Havoc: Oh my God, someone's at the door. (walks off with Havoc and Fuse in row)

Fermat: Wait, we still need food.

Scene 16- a little bit later.

The Hood has gone out but Havoc and Fuse put their disguises on as the doorbell rings. Fuse stands by the door while Havoc opens the door and on the other side is Jeff.

Havoc: Hello, Mr Tracy, sir, how may I help you?

Jeff: I thought that an old friend of mine called Philip Banks lived around here in the 90s!

Havoc: It is.

Jeff: Me and my sons are checking down a house near by.

Havoc: Oh are you?

Jeff: Do you know a guy called Trangh Belegrahnt?

Havoc: Not really, sir!

Jeff gets a notepad and pen out of the satchel over his left shoulder and starts to write things down.

Jeff: (quietly) "Not really."

Havoc: I have to go. (starts walking off)

Jeff: Wait a minute, have you seen my youngest son Alan and his friends Tin-Tin Belegrahnt and Fermat Hackenbacker?

Havoc: (lying) No!

Jeff: Are you sure?

Havoc: Wait, is Alan the son who's still in high school?

Jeff: Yes, that's him!

Havoc: Well, I know nothing. (shuts the door)

Jeff: (to himself) Hope the boys are doing any luck.

Havoc later opens the door.

Havoc: Wait, before you take off, wanna come see my basement?

Jeff: Of course I'd like to check it out. (enters the house) Nice place you got here.

Scene 17- the basement.

Jeff follows Havoc down the stairs and as Havoc stands by the door, the Hoods nods at Fuse to push Jeff down the well which he does

Jeff: Whoa!

Tin-Tin and Fermat: (in unison) Mr Tracy;!

Alan: Dad, are you okay?

Jeff: Yeah, I landed on something soft.

Tin-Tin: That's my backpack, Mr Tracy.

The Hood, Havoc and Fuse approach.

The Hood: Well well. Get it? You're in a well so I said well well.

Jeff: Why the hell did you accidentally knock me in this well?

Fermat: I don't th-think it was an accident.

Fuse: The younger dude's right. You're all trapped.

Jeff: Wait, I think that girl looks familiar. (to Havoc) Hey, I know you. You're Karla Charles who was in the grade above my oldest son Scott in high school.

Alan: Why the hell are you even doing this to us?

The Hood: Because I damn well wanted revenge for you sending me to prison 3 years ago so I'm going to grab a razor and shave all of Alan's hair off and make it into a wig for me to wear. Then I'll do the same thing to Tin-Tin's hair!

The lights turn off

Fuse: What the hell happened to the lights?

A gun is heard cocking.

Havoc: Boss, where are you?

The lights turn on and Virgil and Gordon are seen holding the Hood's arms, Scott is seen holding a gun at the Hood and John is seen standing behind Scott.

Scott: Long time no see, Karla.

Havoc: Don't you touch our boss or call me Karla, Scott Tracy.

John: Let's make a deal. Throw down a ladder so Alan, Tin-Tin, Fermat and our dad can get out of that pit and I won't contact Troy Tempest and have him kill Mr Belegrahnt here in 5 different ways.

Fuse:You lousy SOBs.

Virgil: Toss a rope down or else the Hood gets it.

Havoc and Fuse: (in unison) No!!

Gordon: Fine then say goodbye to the Hood.

Havoc: Wait, I have different idea. Why don't you boys fight Fuse instead?

Jeff and Alan gasp.

Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Say what????

Fuse: You bitches heard Havoc and if you win, y'all can all go free!

Scott: Okay, let's do this.

The Hood: But if Fuse wins, in the pit you boys go!

Jeff: Guys, don't do it.

Alan: There's no food down here!

Tin-Tin: Just hoses.

Fuse: So y'all ready to battle?

Gordon: Ready to have your neck twisted in half?

Fermat: What?

The Hood: (to Fuse) I don't think you'll have any injuries. (to the older Tracy brothers) You see, I've been in prison for 3 straight years and during those years, I've been working out, lifting weights, getting stronger and angrier but what have you been doing? Oh living and working with your father.

John: Wow, that's true.

The Hood: See? At least one of you is right. Come on, boys ! Come get a taste of Fuse! Ready set go!

Scott tries to punch Fuse but four of the Hood's minions grab Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon.

Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon: (in unison) Oh crap!!!!

The Hood: Into the pit you boys go!

The four minions throw Scott, John, Virgil and Gordon down the well

Alan: Well, that backfired.

Gordon: You think!

The Hood looks down at them.

The Hood: Oh poor Jeff. You and your family are down a wishing well.

Jeff: Let us out of here, you son of a...

The Hood: No, I don't think I will. (to Havoc and Fuse) Come, you two.

The Hood and the Chaos Crew walk away. Down the well, Jeff tries to grab a grip of the well but falls down.

Scott: Dad, as soon as we get out of here, I'm gonna kill that dumbass.

Gordon: How are you going to do that?

Virgil: There's no way out of this well.

Ferma: We're trapped. (screams)

The Hood: Are you people giving up? Well, it looks like I've finally won and to think all it took was to trick NYPD lieutenants Rubenstein and Halford into giving me your entire address. I win and you lose!

Voice: I don't think so, dumbass.

The Hood turns around and sees Lady Penelope, Parker, Transom and Mullion down the basement.

The Hood: What are you boobs doing down here?

Parker: To sodding well fight!

The Hood: I'm sorry, you people want to fight me? I've been in prison for 3 straight years working out every single day.

Transom: Yeah, well, Mullion and I are working for Mr Tracy now and all the fighting we did while we were working for you is still in us so it looks like you're outnumbered.

The Hood: We'll see about that!

Fuse tries to fight Parker but Mullion grabs him by the sweater while Lady Penelope and Transom start beating Havoc up. A few minutes later, Mullion is holding Fuse, Parker is holding the Hood and Lady Penelope and Transom are holding Havoc.

Lady Penelope: Never get on my bad side again, you horrible pests.

The Hood and the Chaos Crew go down hard

John: Okay, Scott, I'm gonna go call the LAPD. You guys get some rope and free Dad, Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat.

Gordon: You got it.

[Race's Girl]

Chapter 18- the mental hospital, Los Angeles, California

The alarms are ringing and Dr Velasquez is shocked so she picks the phone up and calls security.

Dr Velasquez: Security, it's Dr Velasquez. Bart Jordan has escaped.

Scene 19- the abandoned house, Los Angeles, California

The Hood has been arrested once again while the Chaos Crew have also been arrested.

Alan: So what's gonna happen now?"

Gordon: The Chaos Crew are going to jail here in LA but the Hood's going back to jail in NYC!

Virgil: That means we won't have to see him for a while.

The Hood growls at them as a police officer who resembles Columbo approaches them.

Officer: We're placing them under maximum security. They won't bother you guys ever again.

The Hood: Oh yes I will. I will return and I will bother Mr Tracy again. And that goes for all the Tracys! And their family and friends! I'm a character who never dies!

Jeff: Take him away.

Alan walks over to Tin-Tin.

Alan: Are you okay?

Tin-Tin: Yeah, I am now!

Scott: Oh, does my baby bro have a crush?

Virgil: Now I see why the Hood's a damn psycho.

John: You don't say.

A female officer approaches Jeff while holding his cellphone.

Female officer: Excuse me, Mr Tracy, phone for you. (hands Jeff the cellphone)

Jeff: For me? (answers the phone) Hello?

The screen splits on two with Jeff on one side and Bart on the other side.

Bart: So did you find your son and his friends?

Jeff: Bart!

Bart: Hey, Jeff.

Jeff: Where the hell are you?

Bart: Oh I can't tell you that. You'll send people to look for me.

Jeff: Bart, I mean it! Tell me where you are!

Bart: I an't do that, Jeff. I'm at a place where you will never find me.

We see that Bart is in a McDonald's in Sacramento when a staff member approaches him.

Waiter: Alright, here's your chicken McNugget meal.

Bart: Jeff, I gotta go.

Jeff: Wait, Bart! Bart? Bart?!

Scott, John, Virgil, Gordon and Alan approach Jeff.

Scott: Why was that Bart Jordan dude calling you?

Jeff: Well, when Alan, Tin-Tin and Fermat got kidnapped and after Lieutenants Rubenstein and Halford warned us about the Hood, we went to him for help!

John: Are you crazy?

Jeff: What was I supposed to do? Let the Hood win?

Virgil: What the hell's going on?

Jeff: Bart Jordan escaped and is possibly on the loose!

Tin-Tin: Who's Bart Jordan?

Jeff: He's a former classmate of my sister Andy from 1979 to 1982!

Gordon: So he escaped from that hospital and now he won't tell you where he is?

Jeff: Nope!

Alan: What do we do?

Scene 20- Tracy Island, the South Pacific

A party is in full swing with everyone drinking, eating, dancing and having fun.

Jeff: Congratulations, Jermaine and Carolyn, we're happy for you to be joining International Rescue and forgetting about your time working for the Hood. It'll be years before he has the resources to attack again.

Scott: We're gonna be unstoppable with you and Transom on our side, Mullion. Hood, your game is through!

Lady Penelope: You and Mullion are the best, Transom.

Gordon: (recounting the fight to Ohana) ...so this dude is trying to kick Scott's ass and John manages to...

Parker: (to Mullion) Mr Tracy was right, you and 'er (points to Transom) are sodding brill.

Mullion: Thanks, yo.

Transom: (to Brains) What do you say about us finally working together, Professor?

Brains: Fine but under one c-c-condition, you don't try to kiss me in the lab.

Alan: Hey, Tin-Tin, do you mind if I dance with you?

Tin-Tin: Sure.

Both Alan and Tin-Tin dance.

Tin-Tin: Alan, do you think it's okay for International Rescue members to date?

Alan: (freezes in anticipation) Uh... Tin-Tin, really?

Tin-Tin: Yeah. Do you think it's all right?

Alan: I think it's better than all right. It's great!

Tin-Tin: Awesome! I'm so glad you think so. (they continue dancing)

Scene 21- the beach on Tracy Island

Scott is staring at the sunset when Lady Penelope walks out to join him.

Lady Penelope: Scott, are you alright?

Scott: I was just... wondering if I could let go of an... old painful memory which my uncle Lou told me about when I was 11!

Lady Penelope: Is it anything that you'd like to talk about?

Scott: When my uncle Lou was a kid, he up to my dad a bit more that he looked up to my aunt Andy. Dad was the wannabe pilot, Aunt Andy was the baseball player and Uncle Lou was the little performer. They were all out at the zoo with my grandparents one day in July 1974. 7 year old Lou was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit and fell in. Everyone screamed and 12 year old Jeff jumped in after Lou giving the blueberries he had in his pocket to 10 year old Andy. The gorillas just went wild and... they tried to jump at Uncle Lou but Dad saved his ass. Apparently, Dad was grounded for 2 weeks and Lou got told off as he was still in grade school.

Lady Penelope: Scott, I'm very certain that your uncle hasn't blamed your father for what gorillas almost did.

Scott: Good point there. (tries to kiss Lady Penelope but she pulls away)

Lady Penelope: Scott, no.

Scott: My bad.

Lady Penelope: It's just... things are really complicated, damn it.

Scott: I know about your relationship with Sir Robert Zucchini which ended last year. I know how it feels since my relationship with USAF lieutenant Sandi Martelli ended last year too

Lady Penelope: God, I'm so confused! It's too damn soon to be having feelings for you.

Scott: Maybe... feelings are feelings because we can't control them.

Lady Penelope: There's no chance we can ever get together but only if you could promise me won't almost die on your next mission.

Scott: You know I can't promise that.

Lady Penelope: If you did that, I would kiss you right now.

Scott: (turns her around and puffs himself up) I promise. I won't almost die on my next mission.

Scott and Lady Penelope draw closer and kiss for a long time.