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Jinny Girl · 10-23-2002, 10:27 PM

"Fear the Moose"

Once upon a time there was a Moose named Bob. Bob lived in Wyoming. Bob had a few friends, and everyone pretended to like Bob because thats what shallow people do. Everyone talk about Bob behind his back, so Bob got mad. Bobs pent up anger made him go crazy, and he killed everyone he knew. Then Bob ran away and lived in a hideout with a Rat named Steve from scotland. Steve was a cerial rapist. One day they were caught, and given the death penalty, and they died. Now Dead Bob and Dead Steve wander the purgatory together and bother people who lead a very bad, very evil life. Dead bob also likes to poke dead stuff with sticks. Dead Steve finally went to heaven because he prayed alot, and supposidly that does something... Dead Bob didn't, because Dead Bob killed 62 people. Dead Bob is now friends with a dead lump of rotting leaves, affectionately named "Dead Lump of Rotting leaves." Dead Bob is metally deranged.

I am Dead Bob.

Hollow · 10-24-2002, 12:10 AM

I hadda write a story for school 1 time. here it is

"Pinky the Pink Cow"

Once upon a time there was a pink cow named Pinky. She could make strawberry milk. She was a happy lil cow. But she didn't have any cotton candy. This made her very sad cuz she wanted some. One day her friends decided to give some to her.

*THE~END*

Jinny Girl · 10-24-2002, 08:52 PM

my storie was cooler! *sticks nose in air*

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 10-24-2002, 08:55 PM

Yees Dana...I mean Bob...your story was better. Why? MOOOOSE!

Hollow · 10-24-2002, 10:00 PM

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 10-24-2002, 10:03 PM

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Jordan · 10-24-2002, 10:19 PM

These are some of the grandest stories I've ever read! I got one too, but it's, like, 6 pages long, so I'll just explain:

A girl named Shannon gets possessed by demons and ends up stabbing her mother to death because she used up the last of the maple syrup when Shannon was about to eat pancakes. Then she kills a homeless person so she can live under his bridge, and then she kills a girl-scout because she was out of shortbread cookies. But in the end, the police accidentally shoot Shannon to death and there were never again any murders --it ends in a happy note!

Warm & Fuzzy · 10-25-2002, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jordan
These are some of the grandest stories I've ever read! I got one too, but it's, like, 6 pages long, so I'll just explain:

A girl named Shannon gets possessed by demons and ends up stabbing her mother to death because she used up the last of the maple syrup when Shannon was about to eat pancakes. Then she kills a homeless person so she can live under his bridge, and then she kills a girl-scout because she was out of shortbread cookies. But in the end, the police accidentally shoot Shannon to death and there were never again any murders --it ends in a happy note!

Guys guys... so pessimistic, LOL.

CheersGang3 · 10-25-2002, 08:21 PM

What is up with people killing people and stuff it scares me next thing you know I'll be in a mental home claiming there are monsters in my closet...........I want my mommy. Just Kidding lol

10-23-2002, 10:27 PM	#1
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	a short story i wrote (its really good.) "Fear the Moose" Once upon a time there was a Moose named Bob. Bob lived in Wyoming. Bob had a few friends, and everyone pretended to like Bob because thats what shallow people do. Everyone talk about Bob behind his back, so Bob got mad. Bobs pent up anger made him go crazy, and he killed everyone he knew. Then Bob ran away and lived in a hideout with a Rat named Steve from scotland. Steve was a cerial rapist. One day they were caught, and given the death penalty, and they died. Now Dead Bob and Dead Steve wander the purgatory together and bother people who lead a very bad, very evil life. Dead bob also likes to poke dead stuff with sticks. Dead Steve finally went to heaven because he prayed alot, and supposidly that does something... Dead Bob didn't, because Dead Bob killed 62 people. Dead Bob is now friends with a dead lump of rotting leaves, affectionately named "Dead Lump of Rotting leaves." Dead Bob is metally deranged. I am Dead Bob.
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10-24-2002, 12:10 AM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	I hadda write a story for school 1 time. here it is "Pinky the Pink Cow" Once upon a time there was a pink cow named Pinky. She could make strawberry milk. She was a happy lil cow. But she didn't have any cotton candy. This made her very sad cuz she wanted some. One day her friends decided to give some to her. THE~END
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10-24-2002, 10:19 PM	#8
Jordan Shirley Manson!!! Senior Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Location: The state where Garbage records their albums -- Wisconsin! Posts: 1,459	These are some of the grandest stories I've ever read! I got one too, but it's, like, 6 pages long, so I'll just explain: A girl named Shannon gets possessed by demons and ends up stabbing her mother to death because she used up the last of the maple syrup when Shannon was about to eat pancakes. Then she kills a homeless person so she can live under his bridge, and then she kills a girl-scout because she was out of shortbread cookies. But in the end, the police accidentally shoot Shannon to death and there were never again any murders --it ends in a happy note!
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10-25-2002, 08:21 PM	#10
CheersGang3 Ignore Me I'm Crazy Frequent Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 123	What is up with people killing people and stuff it scares me next thing you know I'll be in a mental home claiming there are monsters in my closet...........I want my mommy. Just Kidding lol
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10-24-2002, 08:52 PM	#3
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	my storie was cooler! sticks nose in air

10-24-2002, 08:55 PM	#4
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	Yees Dana...I mean Bob...your story was better. Why? MOOOOSE!

10-24-2002, 10:00 PM	#5
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