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Frank Gannucci · 12-28-2024, 07:04 AM

An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve:

(Ricky comes home.)

Ricky: “Lucy, I’m home.”

Lucy: “Ricky, how did everything go at the club?”

Ricky: “I got some exciting news. We are having a New Year’s Eve show at the club with Billie Eilish…”

Lucy: “…and…”

Ricky: “And you CAN’T be in it.”

Lucy: “Oh Ricky, why not?”

Ricky: “This is gonna be shown worldwide on the web and TV. I don’t wanna be embarrassed.”

Lucy: “Ricky, I never embarrass you.”

Ricky: “You DUN’T?”

Lucy: “No, I DUN’T.”

(The Mertzes come by.)

Fred: “Hi Rick.”

Ethel: “Hello everyone.”

Lucy: “Ricky is having a worldwide show at the club and he’s denying me to be in it.”

Fred: “That’s because he wants to have a good show.”

(Ricky laughs.)

Lucy: “Ooh.”

Ricky: “Billie Eilish is gonna be there.”

Fred: “Who’s HE?”

Ricky: “She’s a woman.”

Fred: “Billie, a woman? I’m glad I don’t have that name.”

(Crowd laughs heavily due to the inside joke because Fred Mertz is played by Bill Frawley.)

Ricky: “I need a girl to be lowered down and play a guitar. Come on Fred. Let’s go into the kitchen.”

(They do.)

Lucy: “Ethel, I’m gonna get into that act and be that girl unbeknownst to Ricky.”

Ethel: “Oh boy. I’ll help you.”

(They talk it over. Finally on New Year’s Eve, unbeknownst to the boys, Ethel & Lucy are on the catwalk. Lucy is on her harness. She’s is scared and starts drinking beer.)

Ethel: “Lucy, be careful. You may get drunk.”

Lucy: “Don’t worry. I won’t.”

(Meanwhile The boys are in the backstage.)

Ricky: “Billie is gonna be here to perform one of her songs.”

Fred: “Ok.”

(Billie Eilish comes by. Fred’s eyes pop out. Crowd cheers.)

Ricky: “Billie, how are you? This is my friend Fred Mertz.”

Billie: “How do you do?”

Fred: “How DO you DO?”

(Ricky gets slightly embarrassed.)

Ricky: “Fred, don’t push your luck.”

Billie: “I heard so much about your wife from various movie stars.”

Ricky: “Oh.”

(Later on, Lucy gets drunk and Ethel doesn’t notice.)

Ricky (to the crowd at the Club Babalu): “Time to ring in 2025.”

(Lucy starts to be lowered. Unbeknownst to Ethel, Lucy has a beer can full of beer.)

All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…”

(To be continued.)

12-28-2024, 07:04 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,064	An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve: An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve: (Ricky comes home.) Ricky: “Lucy, I’m home.” Lucy: “Ricky, how did everything go at the club?” Ricky: “I got some exciting news. We are having a New Year’s Eve show at the club with Billie Eilish…” Lucy: “…and…” Ricky: “And you CAN’T be in it.” Lucy: “Oh Ricky, why not?” Ricky: “This is gonna be shown worldwide on the web and TV. I don’t wanna be embarrassed.” Lucy: “Ricky, I never embarrass you.” Ricky: “You DUN’T?” Lucy: “No, I DUN’T.” (The Mertzes come by.) Fred: “Hi Rick.” Ethel: “Hello everyone.” Lucy: “Ricky is having a worldwide show at the club and he’s denying me to be in it.” Fred: “That’s because he wants to have a good show.” (Ricky laughs.) Lucy: “Ooh.” Ricky: “Billie Eilish is gonna be there.” Fred: “Who’s HE?” Ricky: “She’s a woman.” Fred: “Billie, a woman? I’m glad I don’t have that name.” (Crowd laughs heavily due to the inside joke because Fred Mertz is played by Bill Frawley.) Ricky: “I need a girl to be lowered down and play a guitar. Come on Fred. Let’s go into the kitchen.” (They do.) Lucy: “Ethel, I’m gonna get into that act and be that girl unbeknownst to Ricky.” Ethel: “Oh boy. I’ll help you.” (They talk it over. Finally on New Year’s Eve, unbeknownst to the boys, Ethel & Lucy are on the catwalk. Lucy is on her harness. She’s is scared and starts drinking beer.) Ethel: “Lucy, be careful. You may get drunk.” Lucy: “Don’t worry. I won’t.” (Meanwhile The boys are in the backstage.) Ricky: “Billie is gonna be here to perform one of her songs.” Fred: “Ok.” (Billie Eilish comes by. Fred’s eyes pop out. Crowd cheers.) Ricky: “Billie, how are you? This is my friend Fred Mertz.” Billie: “How do you do?” Fred: “How DO you DO?” (Ricky gets slightly embarrassed.) Ricky: “Fred, don’t push your luck.” Billie: “I heard so much about your wife from various movie stars.” Ricky: “Oh.” (Later on, Lucy gets drunk and Ethel doesn’t notice.) Ricky (to the crowd at the Club Babalu): “Time to ring in 2025.” (Lucy starts to be lowered. Unbeknownst to Ethel, Lucy has a beer can full of beer.) All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…” (To be continued.)