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I love this one:
Allison's pager goes off and she answers it. It's Julia. "Hello Allison. This is Julia. I am calling to tell you that there is a HUGE bird on your head. I just wanted you to know that because I didn't want to embarrass and annihalate you in front of this crowd. Unfortunately, this crowd is too small. What I would love to do is to embarrass and annihalate you in front of 70,000 people at Fulton County Stadium. Since that is not possible, let me give you two choices. You can either quit, or I can kill you." |
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2001
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that one is so funny!
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