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¤Graced¤ · 10-15-2002, 06:17 PM

K I saw this on the Three's company board, it's things that you would probably never hear any of the Cheers gang say. I'll start,

Sam: But Diane why won't you come to the opera with me. It will broaden your horizons.

Woody: Beer Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Nah I am starting to get sick of beer.

Sammy M. Malone · 10-15-2002, 06:26 PM

Diane: Oh look ugly naked guy has gravity boots!

Brian Damage · 10-15-2002, 06:45 PM

Cliff: I don't know anything!

callmetootie · 10-15-2002, 09:33 PM

I'll do one for each character:

Sam: I hate women...no more!

Diane: I'm going to roll around in a pile of dirt!

Norm: I love Vera!

Cliff: I'm moving out of my mother's house!

Coach: My name is Ernie!

Carla: Diane...you've always been my best friend

Rebecca: I will never have my own E! True Hollywood Story!

Woody: I confess...I really don't like goats.

trinity2084 · 10-15-2002, 09:48 PM

Sam: You're into that kinky stuff?

Diane: Anyone else looking forward to the Bruins game?

Carla: I'd do anything for my children

Woody: Can you believe that hick?

Cliff: Remember when I was talking about how beer was first brewed in Atlantis? Well, I was making that up.

Frasier: Sigmund Freud was full of crap!

Lilith: Lighten up, Frasier.

Norm: How about some wine, Sammy?

Rebecca: Money means absolutely nothing to me.

Coach: Diane, that is just stupid!

Marvo301 · 10-16-2002, 01:37 AM

Carla: I'mnot pregnant!!

Norm: Please Sammy I insist on paying my tab.

Cliff: I'm speechless

Veggie Boyd 5556792 · 10-16-2002, 07:57 PM

Sam: I hear baldness is in these days.

Diane: Poetry? thats crap, Pass me the comics.

Rebecca: I refuse to complain, because it doesnt get you anywhere in life.

Carla: When is Clavin coming in today, I cant wait to hear about his day.

Cliff: Whats on TV? Jeopardy? Change it, I hate that show.

Norm: Sammy, I think Ill try a rum and coke today.

Frasier: Even though my relationship with Diane did not work out, I still hold her in the highest regard with no ill will.

Woody: Ive got a masters degree in Psychology at the University of Indiana.

Lilith: Im thinking of getting a tatoo of a dragon on my butt.

dlemond · 10-17-2002, 12:27 PM

Sam: I'm going to Chippendales, who's with me?

Diane: Poetry is silly stuff.

Carla: Why can't a find a man like Cliff?

Norm: I can't wait to run the Boston Marathon.

Fraiser: I just had a spam sandwich and it was delicious.

Cliff: I'm thinking about having my vocal cords removed.

Woody: The notion that my haste infers pathelogical
indifference is quite presumptous and can be
categorized as unjust conclusiveness.

Rebecca: I'm going to work in a soup kitchen.

Coach: Time for my physics class.

Lilith: Apparently there isn't a woman anywhere as smart as
a man.

CheersGang3 · 10-17-2002, 05:05 PM

Sam: Guys I'm gay

Diane: I never went to collage

Carla: Diane your the coolest and the bright and supirior to me in every way

Cliff: I'm quiting the mail force

Rebbeca: I hate money

Norm: I think beer is overrated

Fraiser: I will always respect and charish Diane even after what she did to me

Lillith: Men are supirior to Wemon

CheersGang3 · 10-17-2002, 05:07 PM

Sam: Guys I'm gay

Diane: I never went to collage

Carla: Diane your the coolest and the bright and supirior to me in every way

Cliff: I'm quiting the mail force

Rebbeca: I hate money

Norm: I think beer is overrated

Fraiser: I will always respect and charish Diane even after what she did to me

Lillith: Men are supirior to Wemon

Coach: WELL WHEN I GOT MY DEGREE AT BURKLEY.....

Woody:I went to Prinston at the young age of 13

Brian Damage · 10-17-2002, 05:31 PM

These are things the actors playing the Cheers characters would never say:

Shelley Long: I think I'll stay on Cheers because the movie scripts I've received aren't very good.

Kelsey Grammar: As soon as Cheers ends, I'm going to take a much different role than Frasier because I don't want to be typecast.

Woody Harrelson: I hate pot!

Kirstie Alley: I hate Pier 1!

Ted Danson: After Cheers ends, I'll finally show the world what my hair really looks like.

dlemond · 10-17-2002, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by briandamage
These are things the actors playing the Cheers characters would never say:

Shelley Long: I think I'll stay on Cheers because the movie scripts I've received aren't very good.

Kelsey Grammar: As soon as Cheers ends, I'm going to take a much different role than Frasier because I don't want to be typecast.

Woody Harrelson: I hate pot!

Kirstie Alley: I hate Pier 1!

Ted Danson: After Cheers ends, I'll finally show the world what my hair really looks like.

Good one.

Veggie Boyd 5556792 · 10-17-2002, 10:25 PM

Ted Danson: I still feel snubbed by the academy for not getting nominated for my role in "Getting Even with Dad"

Shelley Long: I left Cheers for "Troop Beverly Hills" Id say I made the right choice.

Kirstie Alley: I still look as attractive and succesful today as I did 13 years ago.

Woody Harrelson: I still think James Burrows should have casted Wesley Snipes as my long lost brother on the show.

Rhea Perlman: Im thinking of leaving my husband Danny Devito for Arnold Schwarzanegger.

John Ratzenberger: It gets tiring turning down all these roles Ive been offered since Cheers ended.

George Wendt: Weight Watchers was certainly the way to go.

Kelsey Grammer: I wish I could have done something succesful after Cheers ended.

CheersGang 3: I know how to spell.

CheersGang3 · 10-18-2002, 05:37 PM

Ok Veggie that hurt that realy hurt so maybe I can't spell have you ever thought maybe I have a certain disorder and I don't learn as fast as everyone else so leave me alone ok

Janice · 10-18-2002, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by CheersGang3
Ok Veggie that hurt that realy hurt so maybe I can't spell have you ever thought maybe I have a certain disorder and I don't learn as fast as everyone else so leave me alone ok

I'm sorry your feelings were hurt. That was a cheap shot. Maybe someday, people will stop acting like the grammar police or teachers in a classroom.

10-15-2002, 06:17 PM	#1
¤Graced¤ MBV Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 14, 2002 Location: The emerald city (Seattle) Posts: 801	Things Cheers characters would never say K I saw this on the Three's company board, it's things that you would probably never hear any of the Cheers gang say. I'll start, Sam: But Diane why won't you come to the opera with me. It will broaden your horizons. Woody: Beer Mr. Peterson? Norm: Nah I am starting to get sick of beer.
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10-15-2002, 06:26 PM	#2
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10-15-2002, 09:33 PM	#4
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I'll do one for each character: Sam: I hate women...no more! Diane: I'm going to roll around in a pile of dirt! Norm: I love Vera! Cliff: I'm moving out of my mother's house! Coach: My name is Ernie! Carla: Diane...you've always been my best friend Rebecca: I will never have my own E! True Hollywood Story! Woody: I confess...I really don't like goats.
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10-15-2002, 09:48 PM	#5
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10-16-2002, 01:37 AM	#6
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10-16-2002, 07:57 PM	#7
Veggie Boyd 5556792 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 Location: Massapequa Posts: 64	Sam: I hear baldness is in these days. Diane: Poetry? thats crap, Pass me the comics. Rebecca: I refuse to complain, because it doesnt get you anywhere in life. Carla: When is Clavin coming in today, I cant wait to hear about his day. Cliff: Whats on TV? Jeopardy? Change it, I hate that show. Norm: Sammy, I think Ill try a rum and coke today. Frasier: Even though my relationship with Diane did not work out, I still hold her in the highest regard with no ill will. Woody: Ive got a masters degree in Psychology at the University of Indiana. Lilith: Im thinking of getting a tatoo of a dragon on my butt.

10-17-2002, 12:27 PM	#8
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Sam: I'm going to Chippendales, who's with me? Diane: Poetry is silly stuff. Carla: Why can't a find a man like Cliff? Norm: I can't wait to run the Boston Marathon. Fraiser: I just had a spam sandwich and it was delicious. Cliff: I'm thinking about having my vocal cords removed. Woody: The notion that my haste infers pathelogical indifference is quite presumptous and can be categorized as unjust conclusiveness. Rebecca: I'm going to work in a soup kitchen. Coach: Time for my physics class. Lilith: Apparently there isn't a woman anywhere as smart as a man.

10-17-2002, 05:05 PM	#9
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10-17-2002, 05:31 PM	#11
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	These are things the actors playing the Cheers characters would never say: Shelley Long: I think I'll stay on Cheers because the movie scripts I've received aren't very good. Kelsey Grammar: As soon as Cheers ends, I'm going to take a much different role than Frasier because I don't want to be typecast. Woody Harrelson: I hate pot! Kirstie Alley: I hate Pier 1! Ted Danson: After Cheers ends, I'll finally show the world what my hair really looks like.
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10-17-2002, 10:25 PM	#13
Veggie Boyd 5556792 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 Location: Massapequa Posts: 64	Ted Danson: I still feel snubbed by the academy for not getting nominated for my role in "Getting Even with Dad" Shelley Long: I left Cheers for "Troop Beverly Hills" Id say I made the right choice. Kirstie Alley: I still look as attractive and succesful today as I did 13 years ago. Woody Harrelson: I still think James Burrows should have casted Wesley Snipes as my long lost brother on the show. Rhea Perlman: Im thinking of leaving my husband Danny Devito for Arnold Schwarzanegger. John Ratzenberger: It gets tiring turning down all these roles Ive been offered since Cheers ended. George Wendt: Weight Watchers was certainly the way to go. Kelsey Grammer: I wish I could have done something succesful after Cheers ended. CheersGang 3: I know how to spell.

10-18-2002, 05:37 PM	#14
CheersGang3 Ignore Me I'm Crazy Frequent Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 123	Ok Veggie that hurt that realy hurt so maybe I can't spell have you ever thought maybe I have a certain disorder and I don't learn as fast as everyone else so leave me alone ok