A Honeymooners Veterans Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Veterans Day:

(Ralph & Ed are watching the Veterans Day parade from a window at the Empire State Building.)

Ralph: “Once again, take a look at those veterans young and old Norton.”

Ed: “Yeah they are trampling above my sewer.”

Ralph: “Is that all you can think about, the sewer?”

Ed: “What more can I say? Every day is a pool party down there.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “I have seen a lot of veterans on my bus the last few days. Some still look to be in good spirits and health.”

Ed: “Unlike you.”

Ralph: “Ooooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”

Ed: “I encountered a couple veterans yesterday that are in their 90s and served in WWII. They looked to still be mentally with it.”

Ralph: “Good. Seems like this parade is only popular during war times.”

Ed: “Yeah.”

Ralph: “At least we still watch the parade.”

Ed: “Yeah.”

(They both sing a song about watching the parade. After that, the crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. I noticed that we have some war veterans sitting in the front row.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Happy Veterans Day to all and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)