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10-12-2002, 10:44 PM
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"Crazy Little Show" Season 1 episodes
This was an idea I had while talking to myself on AIM.It's a very funny (and often silly) look at TC RPG Fics and Fics in general.I've always wanted to write an RPG fic but no one's ever wanted to with me so That's why I created this show and for those who HAVE written RPG fics this is most likely what happened while writing it.It's a chuckle show really but it can contain some MAJOR laughs!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Christina:And now it's time for "Crazy Little Show" a new seires that's just that.....Crazy! "Crazy Little Show" #1:"Crazy Little First Episode" Theme Song:"It's a show but not a sane show it's a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW but what the hell do you know!" Cast: Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood Richard "Krazy" Kline as Larry Dallas Larry David as Pete John Ritter as Jack Tripper Anna Nicole Smith as Chrissy Snow ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" ActorDg: The Very First Episode ActorDg: The Very First Episode ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode" ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode" ActorDg: Cast of Characters: ActorDg: Cast of Characters: ActorDg: Janet Wood ActorDg: Janet Wood ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson.... ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson.... ActorDg: Wait! ActorDg: Wait! ActorDg: He's a guy ActorDg: He's a guy ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry ActorDg: Good idea ActorDg: Good idea ActorDg: *Should ActorDg: *Should ActorDg: Ok I agree ActorDg: Ok I agree ActorDg: Anyway ActorDg: Anyway ActorDg: .... ActorDg: .... ActorDg: Joyce as Janet ActorDg: Joyce as Janet ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack ActorDg: Larry David as Larry ActorDg: Larry David as Larry ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: Ted is a guy! ActorDg: Ted is a guy! ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast! ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast! ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry? ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry? ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry! ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry! ActorDg: Thanks ActorDg: Thanks ActorDg: Don't mention it ActorDg: Don't mention it ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance) ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance) ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant ActorDg: Thank you ActorDg: Thank you ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly ActorDg: I knew that ActorDg: I knew that ActorDg: No you didn't! ActorDg: No you didn't! ActorDg: Your right ActorDg: Your right ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this ActorDg: Ok ActorDg: Ok ActorDg: Alright anyway.... ActorDg: Alright anyway.... ActorDg: "Crazy little Show" ActorDg: "Crazy little Show" ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt ActorDg: John Ritter ActorDg: John Ritter ActorDg: Larry David... ActorDg: Larry David... ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline ActorDg: Anyway.... ActorDg: Anyway.... ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there) ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there) ActorDg: (Sorry) ActorDg: (Sorry) ActorDg: (That's Ok) ActorDg: (That's Ok) ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?) ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?) ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be) ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be) ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!) ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!) ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!) ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!) ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle) ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle) ActorDg: (Ok) ActorDg: (Ok) ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David) ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David) ActorDg: (NICE!) ActorDg: (NICE!) ActorDg: (Thank you) ActorDg: (Thank you) ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake? ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake? ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake? ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake? ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian ActorDg: (Nice one!) ActorDg: (Nice one!) ActorDg: (Thanks) ActorDg: (Thanks) ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS*** ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS*** ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry) ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry) ActorDg: (Oops My Bad) ActorDg: (Oops My Bad) ActorDg: (Thats ok( ActorDg: (Thats ok( ActorDg: *(That's Ok) ActorDg: *(That's Ok) ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin' ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin' ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise ActorDg: Larry:Larise? ActorDg: Larry:Larise? ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise ActorDg: Larry:OH! ActorDg: Larry:OH! ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS*** ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS*** ActorDg: THE END ActorDg: THE END ActorDg: That's was great ActorDg: That's was great ActorDg: Yeah it was ActorDg: Yeah it was ActorDg: Ok ActorDg: Ok ActorDg: Bye ActorDg: Bye ActorDg: Bye ActorDg: Bye ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM THE END Janet's Lines.....ActorDG Larry's Lines....ActorDG Pete's Lines....ActorDG |
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10-13-2002, 10:15 AM
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That was not only unfunny and limp, but totally confusing. AND...Anna Nicole Smith DOES NOT play Chrissy!!! You're probably copying me from my new Cheers series.
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10-13-2002, 11:42 AM
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Christina:"Crazy Little Show" is being called "Limp and Totally Confusing" and "A hell of a laugh ride".I'm glad your liking it because another episode of SWN 1's new series is up next!
"Crazy Little Show" #2:"Crazy Little Second Episode ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" ActorDg: The 2nd Episode ActorDg: The 2nd Episode ActorDg: #2:"Crazy Little Second Episode" ActorDg: #2:"Crazy Little Second Episode" ActorDg: Ok I'm ready ActorDg: Ok I'm ready ActorDg: me too ActorDg: me too ActorDg: alright so in this episode Pete finds out that Chrissy is a pig ActorDg: alright so in this episode Pete finds out that Chrissy is a pig ActorDg: That's stupid ActorDg: That's stupid ActorDg: Let's just set it in Apartment 201 ActorDg: Let's just set it in Apartment 201 ActorDg: I want it apartment 506 ActorDg: I want it apartment 506 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 201 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 506 ActorDg: 999 ActorDg: 999 ActorDg: 999 it is! ActorDg: 999 it is! ActorDg: Ok and now let's get ready............. ActorDg: Ok and now let's get ready............. ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: I need to say something first ActorDg: I need to say something first ActorDg: Ok....I guess ActorDg: Ok....I guess ActorDg: Uht-oh I killed Kenny! ActorDg: Uht-oh I killed Kenny! ActorDg: You killed Kenny. ActorDg: You killed Kenny. ActorDg: Wonderful ActorDg: Wonderful ActorDg: Thanks ActorDg: Thanks ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: yes I did ActorDg: yes I did ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: yes I did ActorDg: yes I did ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: no you didn't ActorDg: SHUT THE HELL UP! ActorDg: SHUT THE HELL UP! ActorDg: Ok now get ready........... ActorDg: Ok now get ready........... ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............ ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE** ActorDg: (I hate it when you do that) ActorDg: (I hate it when you do that) ActorDg: (Thanks) ActorDg: (Thanks) ActorDg: (Don't mention it ass hole) ActorDg: (Don't mention it ass hole) ActorDg: (That's a new one) ActorDg: (That's a new one) ActorDg: Anyway.......... ActorDg: Anyway.......... ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monique.... ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monique.... ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: WAIT! ActorDg: It's Santa Monica ActorDg: It's Santa Monica ActorDg: What if I want to make it Santa Monique? ActorDg: What if I want to make it Santa Monique? ActorDg: Fine ActorDg: Fine ActorDg: Nah ActorDg: Nah ActorDg: I'll do it your way ActorDg: I'll do it your way ActorDg: THANK YOU! ActorDg: THANK YOU! ActorDg: SHUT UP! ActorDg: SHUT UP! ActorDg: ASS HOLE! ActorDg: ASS HOLE! ActorDg: GO TO HELL! ActorDg: GO TO HELL! ActorDg: DOUCEBAG! ActorDg: DOUCEBAG! ActorDg: MORON! ActorDg: MORON! ActorDg: ANYWAY.... ActorDg: ANYWAY.... ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monica ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monica ActorDg: Chrissy was in Apartment 999 ActorDg: Chrissy was in Apartment 999 ActorDg: So was Janet ActorDg: So was Janet ActorDg: and Franl ActorDg: and Franl ActorDg: *Fraank ActorDg: *Fraank ActorDg: (Let's have Ted Danson guest star) ActorDg: (Let's have Ted Danson guest star) ActorDg: (Why?) ActorDg: (Why?) ActorDg: (Because I like Ted Danson) ActorDg: (Because I like Ted Danson) ActorDg: (Ok....) ActorDg: (Ok....) ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Frank (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson) ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Frank (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson) ActorDg: (Happy?) ActorDg: (Happy?) ActorDg: (Yes :D) ActorDg: (Yes :D) ActorDg: Anyway.......... ActorDg: Anyway.......... ActorDg: Chrissy:Yum Cheese ActorDg: Chrissy:Yum Cheese ActorDg: (Wait doesn't Larry doesn't play Pete?) ActorDg: (Wait doesn't Larry doesn't play Pete?) ActorDg: (Yeah) ActorDg: (Yeah) ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Pete (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson) ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Pete (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson) ActorDg: Pete:Hello Cheesie ActorDg: Pete:Hello Cheesie ActorDg: Pete:I mean Cheeseise ActorDg: Pete:I mean Cheeseise ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE! ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE! ActorDg: Becker:Clarie? ActorDg: Becker:Clarie? ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE ActorDg: Janet:CLARISE ActorDg: Janet:CLARISE ActorDg: Becker:Oh CLARISE ActorDg: Becker:Oh CLARISE ActorDg: Becker:Like ActorDg: Becker:Like ActorDg: All:HELLO CLARISE! ActorDg: All:HELLO CLARISE! ActorDg: ***OPENING CREDITS*** ActorDg: ***OPENING CREDITS*** ActorDg: John Becker (As played by Ted "The Stalker" Danson is now in Apartment 1000000000000000 tallking to Larry (As played by Richard "Krazy" Kline) ActorDg: John Becker (As played by Ted "The Stalker" Danson is now in Apartment 1000000000000000 tallking to Larry (As played by Richard "Krazy" Kline) ActorDg: Becker:Got milk? ActorDg: Becker:Got milk? ActorDg: Larry:Yes ActorDg: Larry:Yes ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS*** ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS*** ActorDg: THE END ActorDg: THE END ActorDg: Wow! ActorDg: Wow! ActorDg: That wa sgreat! ActorDg: That wa sgreat! ActorDg: *great ActorDg: *great ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" is the new "Hello Lana" ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" is the new "Hello Lana" ActorDg: I wouldn't say the new "Hello Lana" ActorDg: I wouldn't say the new "Hello Lana" ActorDg: The New "Sliced Bread" Prehaps.... ActorDg: The New "Sliced Bread" Prehaps.... ActorDg: *was great ActorDg: *was great ActorDg: ActorDG signed off at 11:38 AM ActorDg: ActorDG signed off at 11:38 AM Janet's Lines.....ActorDG Larry's Lines....ActorDG Pete's Lines....ActorDG Becker's Lines....ActorDG Chrissy's Lines,,,,ActorDG |
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