Ways to annoy someone

[Crimson and Clover]

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

make an imaginary friend. bob. bring bob everywhere. yell very loudly when someone sits on him, bumps him, etc... make it a point that only you can see him.

everywhere you walk, when turning, use ur arm and make a turn signal. (like when you're on a bike)

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

always wear saftey goggles and bike helmet everywhere you go, exlaming, that accidents are everywhere, and you can never be too safe.

take your cable remote around your neihborhood and aim through their windows and keep changin the channel.

when you get your check cashed, ask for rolls of nickels

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing its your property.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.

continueously sing the meow-mix song while waiting for your food at a busy restraunt. (tap your fork and kniffe to the beat)

[Montana Ponine]

Originally posted by jlpmghrs1
make an imaginary friend. bob. bring bob everywhere. yell very loudly when someone sits on him, bumps him, etc... make it a point that only you can see him.

I have an imaginary friend named Darla. Darla has a friend (not imaginary) named Portia.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by jlpmghrs1
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

take your cable remote around your neihborhood and aim through their windows and keep changin the channel.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing its your property.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"


Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.

continueously sing the meow-mix song while waiting for your food at a busy restraunt. (tap your fork and kniffe to the beat)

LOLOL. Those are my favs.

[consentida]

I got one....

Sing the "Toys R Us" song over and over and over and over.....I do that and get it stuck in everyone's heads and then everyone gets annoyed and its funny.

[Juss Like Jo Po]

Those things are great...but i annoy everyone without those things...but now ill use them...man will my friends not like you for giving me those ideas

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by consentida25
I got one....

Sing the "Toys R Us" song over and over and over and over.....I do that and get it stuck in everyone's heads and then everyone gets annoyed and its funny.

Hmm...I forget how that goes. Is it the Christmas one with Janet from 90210 on the train??

[consentida]

Originally posted by .:MilKnPepSi:.

Hmm...I forget how that goes. Is it the Christmas one with Janet from 90210 on the train??

its the one that goes:

I dont wanna grow up
I'm a toys r us kid
they got so many toys at toys r us that i cud play with
from bikes to trains to video games
its the greatest toy store there is
gee whiz
I dont wanna grow up
cuz baby if i did
i wudnt be a toys r us kid!


i annoy every1 w/ that song....but i love that song so much....

[Dude111]

1) Chew a piece of gum loudly for 1/2hr or more!!!!!

I have this idiot friend who does this and its quite annoying to listen to! (Im stuck in the car with this moron (He is driving))

2) Suck the snot up in your nose....... It sounds disgusting!!!!!!!!! (Also done by him)

3) Breathe loudly thru your nose -- Very annoying to hear!


Alot of things I do not like about him!!

[TheLittleFaerie]

In a movie theater, get up, stand beside the screen and sign the movie

[Dude111]

Hehe you would have everyone yelling for you to sit down

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Throw popcorn and candy at the people in front of you.