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stevea · 10-20-2024, 07:29 AM

June: Eddie bear! Come in. Fred, Gwendolyn just called and said she wants you at home--dinner is ready.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-20-2024, 03:03 PM

Fred: June, I'm insulted. Turned away by a high school lad. Sad.

Eddie: Hi, June Bug! How's tricks?

stevea · 10-21-2024, 08:54 AM

June: Trix? I don't eat those kid cereals.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-21-2024, 05:40 PM

Eddie: June, you're such a card! Wally drew the long straw for sure!

stevea · 10-21-2024, 08:13 PM

June: Let me run my fingers through your curly head of hair. Such a refreshing change from oiling Freddie.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-22-2024, 07:23 AM

Eddie: Thanks, my sweet. Would you be a doll and whip me up some of those brownies? Don't use mayonnaise though, you know I'm still allergic.

stevea · 10-23-2024, 09:21 AM

June: Oh, dear! Thanks for reminding me, Eddie bear. But I wouldn't put that in brownies, anyway. (pause) How about a chicken salad sandwich first?

Eddie: Sounds delish!

(Evil June can't resist) June: I'll get you some. Excuse me a minute. I'll mix some up for you.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-23-2024, 10:31 AM

Later, Eddie having the sandwich: Junie, one question? How do you make sandwiches so moist without using mayonnaise?

June: Oh, no. I forgot! (giggles)

Eddie: My June Bug, how could you!? (sobs, runs home)

stevea · 10-23-2024, 10:37 AM

June (shouting after him): Don't you want your brownies? (mumbles after a pause) Oh, well, he'll be having brownies anyway. (then, an evil laugh...)

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-23-2024, 12:18 PM

Wally: Hey, Mom, I'm home. Hey, I know Halloween is coming but why are you cackling like a crazy witch now? Did you hurt Eddie? He was running out of here like a bat out of um, the belfry.

stevea · 10-23-2024, 05:44 PM

June: He's trying out for the track team. Speaking of that, don't you have a practice or a meet or whatever you call it?

And if you're going upstairs, please send the Beaver down here. And if you're not, please do.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-23-2024, 11:31 PM

Wally: Sure, Witchy Poo, I mean Mom. Hey, Beaver, Witchy Poo, I mean Mom wants you!!!

stevea · 10-25-2024, 06:43 AM

June: Spit it out, boy! Come on, you can do it. Such a complicated thought.

Here's a thought--why don't you go see Eddie? You know how concerned we all are about him. (Wally leaves.)

Beaver, is there anything Wally is allergic too?

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-26-2024, 01:37 AM

Beaver: Wally is allergic to witches! Are you a witch, Mom?

stevea · 10-27-2024, 01:59 PM

(Beaver exits.)

June (to no one in particular): Oh, heavens! I'm sick of all these males... (pause)

Now what can I do to them? Hmm...they think I'm a witch...I wonder what Angelique is doing...

10-20-2024, 07:29 AM	#1
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	Things You’d NEVER Hear on LITB! 3 June: Eddie bear! Come in. Fred, Gwendolyn just called and said she wants you at home--dinner is ready.

10-22-2024, 07:23 AM	#6
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Things You’d NEVER Hear on LITB! 3 Eddie: Thanks, my sweet. Would you be a doll and whip me up some of those brownies? Don't use mayonnaise though, you know I'm still allergic.

10-20-2024, 03:03 PM	#2
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Fred: June, I'm insulted. Turned away by a high school lad. Sad. Eddie: Hi, June Bug! How's tricks?

10-21-2024, 08:54 AM	#3
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June: Trix? I don't eat those kid cereals.

10-21-2024, 05:40 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Eddie: June, you're such a card! Wally drew the long straw for sure!

10-21-2024, 08:13 PM	#5
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June: Let me run my fingers through your curly head of hair. Such a refreshing change from oiling Freddie.

10-23-2024, 09:21 AM	#7
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June: Oh, dear! Thanks for reminding me, Eddie bear. But I wouldn't put that in brownies, anyway. (pause) How about a chicken salad sandwich first? Eddie: Sounds delish! (Evil June can't resist) June: I'll get you some. Excuse me a minute. I'll mix some up for you.

10-23-2024, 10:31 AM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Later, Eddie having the sandwich: Junie, one question? How do you make sandwiches so moist without using mayonnaise? June: Oh, no. I forgot! (giggles) Eddie: My June Bug, how could you!? (sobs, runs home)

10-23-2024, 10:37 AM	#9
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June (shouting after him): Don't you want your brownies? (mumbles after a pause) Oh, well, he'll be having brownies anyway. (then, an evil laugh...)

10-23-2024, 12:18 PM	#10
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Wally: Hey, Mom, I'm home. Hey, I know Halloween is coming but why are you cackling like a crazy witch now? Did you hurt Eddie? He was running out of here like a bat out of um, the belfry.

10-23-2024, 05:44 PM	#11
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June: He's trying out for the track team. Speaking of that, don't you have a practice or a meet or whatever you call it? And if you're going upstairs, please send the Beaver down here. And if you're not, please do.

10-23-2024, 11:31 PM	#12
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Wally: Sure, Witchy Poo, I mean Mom. Hey, Beaver, Witchy Poo, I mean Mom wants you!!!

10-25-2024, 06:43 AM	#13
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	June: Spit it out, boy! Come on, you can do it. Such a complicated thought. Here's a thought--why don't you go see Eddie? You know how concerned we all are about him. (Wally leaves.) Beaver, is there anything Wally is allergic too?

10-26-2024, 01:37 AM	#14
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Beaver: Wally is allergic to witches! Are you a witch, Mom?

10-27-2024, 01:59 PM	#15
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,174	(Beaver exits.) June (to no one in particular): Oh, heavens! I'm sick of all these males... (pause) Now what can I do to them? Hmm...they think I'm a witch...I wonder what Angelique is doing...