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fr00ti · 10-12-2002, 01:51 PM

Hey I just thought of an idea to liven up the boards. Everyone put up your fav quotes or scenes. Doesn't matter how many, and If you forget one post again! I'm gonna list some of mine:

"So things change, youre born, ya move on, ya die. That's life." -Jo

Blair: This is all my fault. I'm the one who found the crooked supplier. You know, I thought It was a little odd that he was dealing out of a van by the wharf.
Jo: How can you be so gullable?
Blair: Man, he said he was legit!!
Jo: Most legitimate suppliers don't keep askin' ya If your wearin a body mike.

Blair: Its over. I can't even pick up a total loser.
Fat guy: Hey, Hey, Hey....
Blair: Thanks, But I'd rather be beaten.

Nat: Name?
Blair: Whoopi Goldberg. You know my name.
Nat: Address, Mrs. Goldberg?
Blair: Natalie, Youve lived with me for 8 years. You're probably wearing my pantyhose.
Nat:... Age?
Blair: 22...
Nat: Have you been sexually active lately?
Blair: Is That on the form?
Nat: No, But I thought I'd ask!

Nat: Oh, that's good.

Theres more but It would take up a whole page! LOL

Juss Like Jo Po · 10-12-2002, 02:09 PM

I liked the scene in the ep where Jo wanted to be a nun and she was all like "God bless you", and "My child"...i was laughing so hard i was crying..lolz...then when she punched Blair...that was pretty cool too

LynnFOL · 10-12-2002, 07:44 PM

Mr. Parker: Edna, you’re not leaving.
Nat: Mr. Parker, that’s selfish.
Jo: And we’re experts on that!
Blair: Tootie, lets get a newspaper. Mrs. Garrett’s gotta find an apartment.
Jo: Come on Nat, we’ll get Mrs. G’s suitcases out of the basement.
Mr. Parker: Now, wait a minute! Didn’t anybody listen to me? I just…I just said she is NOT leaving.
Jo: Are you gonna give her a hard time?

Jo's line was pretty funny. I have more just can't think of them. I'll post more when I do remember.

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 10-12-2002, 10:19 PM

anything with Mrs. G....but, lemme tell ya a few of my other faves...

Nat: I just have one thing left to say. Give me my present.

Blair: OKAY, my plum pumps, my persimmon pumps, my lime pumps...THIS IS TERRIBLE!!
Nat: Why? Are they starting to rot?

Tootie: Mrs. Garrett come quick, the pig is loose on the bus!
Mrs. G: oh, don't get so excited Tootie, he can't drive a stick-shift!

Tootie: Mrs. Garrett you look beautiful.
Mrs. G: Don't lie to me Tootie. Jo, How do I look?
Jo: You look Beautiful, Mrs. G.
Mrs. G: Of all people I thought I coudl trust you!
lol...well, those are just a few...there are a lot more that I like...

fr00ti · 10-13-2002, 02:47 PM

Those are good ones too

james_baby87 · 10-14-2002, 01:50 PM

The one that got me laughing so hard I cried is this (I can't spell so bear with me!)
Blair: I'm finally alone. (Gets up and heads towards the kitchen)
Jo: (Comes in through the front door) Blair?
Blair: Halula(sp)I'm healed! Its a miracle I can walk! (Runs towards the stairs and Jo follows her)
I love that one!
When i think of more that I like I'll post.

JoPol_wannabe · 10-14-2002, 04:38 PM

Hoper: I saw you from across the room and I said Hoper don't let this one get away

Hoper: Hey Nat how about I come over to your cabin and we play in the snow
Nat: Hoper I'm a shy kind of gal and I said to myself Natalie let this one slip away

Tootie: Toot Toot Tootie goodbye Toot Toot Tootie don't cry

Jo: I hate teaching people how to drive. They're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Jo: Which one's the pig?
Tootie: That's predictable Jo, insulting Blair.
Jo: I wasn't insulting Blair, I
All: was insulting the pig!

Impressions · 10-14-2002, 06:55 PM

LOL, those are some great quotes!

fr00ti · 10-14-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jo_blair_fan
The one that got me laughing so hard I cried is this (I can't spell so bear with me!)
Blair: I'm finally alone. (Gets up and heads towards the kitchen)
Jo: (Comes in through the front door) Blair?
Blair: Halula(sp)I'm healed! Its a miracle I can walk! (Runs towards the stairs and Jo follows her)
I love that one!
When i think of more that I like I'll post.

OMG! That was so funny! I loved her little texas accent thing hahahahah!

10-12-2002, 01:51 PM	#1
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	Favorite Quotes/ Scenes Hey I just thought of an idea to liven up the boards. Everyone put up your fav quotes or scenes. Doesn't matter how many, and If you forget one post again! I'm gonna list some of mine: "So things change, youre born, ya move on, ya die. That's life." -Jo Blair: This is all my fault. I'm the one who found the crooked supplier. You know, I thought It was a little odd that he was dealing out of a van by the wharf. Jo: How can you be so gullable? Blair: Man, he said he was legit!! Jo: Most legitimate suppliers don't keep askin' ya If your wearin a body mike. Blair: Its over. I can't even pick up a total loser. Fat guy: Hey, Hey, Hey.... Blair: Thanks, But I'd rather be beaten. Nat: Name? Blair: Whoopi Goldberg. You know my name. Nat: Address, Mrs. Goldberg? Blair: Natalie, Youve lived with me for 8 years. You're probably wearing my pantyhose. Nat:... Age? Blair: 22... Nat: Have you been sexually active lately? Blair: Is That on the form? Nat: No, But I thought I'd ask! Nat: Oh, that's good. Theres more but It would take up a whole page! LOL
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10-12-2002, 07:44 PM	#3
LynnFOL -Punk Prep- Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: California Posts: 167	Mr. Parker: Edna, you’re not leaving. Nat: Mr. Parker, that’s selfish. Jo: And we’re experts on that! Blair: Tootie, lets get a newspaper. Mrs. Garrett’s gotta find an apartment. Jo: Come on Nat, we’ll get Mrs. G’s suitcases out of the basement. Mr. Parker: Now, wait a minute! Didn’t anybody listen to me? I just…I just said she is NOT leaving. Jo: Are you gonna give her a hard time? Jo's line was pretty funny. I have more just can't think of them. I'll post more when I do remember.
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10-14-2002, 01:50 PM	#6
james_baby87 ~PussNBoots~ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 21, 2002 Location: JBoro Chica! Posts: 1,108	The one that got me laughing so hard I cried is this (I can't spell so bear with me!) Blair: I'm finally alone. (Gets up and heads towards the kitchen) Jo: (Comes in through the front door) Blair? Blair: Halula(sp)I'm healed! Its a miracle I can walk! (Runs towards the stairs and Jo follows her) I love that one! When i think of more that I like I'll post.
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10-14-2002, 04:38 PM	#7
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Hoper: I saw you from across the room and I said Hoper don't let this one get away Hoper: Hey Nat how about I come over to your cabin and we play in the snow Nat: Hoper I'm a shy kind of gal and I said to myself Natalie let this one slip away Tootie: Toot Toot Tootie goodbye Toot Toot Tootie don't cry Jo: I hate teaching people how to drive. They're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Jo: Which one's the pig? Tootie: That's predictable Jo, insulting Blair. Jo: I wasn't insulting Blair, I All: was insulting the pig!
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10-14-2002, 06:55 PM	#8
Impressions She died the way she lived Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 4,640	LOL, those are some great quotes!
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10-12-2002, 02:09 PM	#2
Juss Like Jo Po Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 04, 2002 Posts: 566	I liked the scene in the ep where Jo wanted to be a nun and she was all like "God bless you", and "My child"...i was laughing so hard i was crying..lolz...then when she punched Blair...that was pretty cool too

10-12-2002, 10:19 PM	#4
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	anything with Mrs. G....but, lemme tell ya a few of my other faves... Nat: I just have one thing left to say. Give me my present. Blair: OKAY, my plum pumps, my persimmon pumps, my lime pumps...THIS IS TERRIBLE!! Nat: Why? Are they starting to rot? Tootie: Mrs. Garrett come quick, the pig is loose on the bus! Mrs. G: oh, don't get so excited Tootie, he can't drive a stick-shift! Tootie: Mrs. Garrett you look beautiful. Mrs. G: Don't lie to me Tootie. Jo, How do I look? Jo: You look Beautiful, Mrs. G. Mrs. G: Of all people I thought I coudl trust you! lol...well, those are just a few...there are a lot more that I like...

10-13-2002, 02:47 PM	#5
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	Those are good ones too