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cheyenne11 · 10-09-2002, 10:35 PM

Hi everyone,

Does anyone know of a book, or web site, that has Jed's wonderful homespun analogies? It always cracks me up when I hear Jed (or Granny) say them. If not, maybe you can post your favorite(s) so I can collect them. Thanks!

Dave

bigj · 10-13-2002, 06:18 PM

Dave,

I posted the same question a long time ago on this board & other boards regarding Jed Clampett quotes! I never got a definitive reply!

I'm assuming you're reffering to statements such as:

"Happy as an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence!"
"Sure as corn jiggers in August!"
"Straighter than a hogs tail in a pork factory!"
"More scared than a long tailed cat in a rm. full of rocking chairs!"
"Busier than a cows tail during fly season"!
ETC...

If you ever locate a book on all those type of quotes, let me know!

Jim

10-09-2002, 10:35 PM	#1
cheyenne11 Member First Time Poster Join Date: Oct 09, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1	Favorite Jed Clampett Quotes Hi everyone, Does anyone know of a book, or web site, that has Jed's wonderful homespun analogies? It always cracks me up when I hear Jed (or Granny) say them. If not, maybe you can post your favorite(s) so I can collect them. Thanks! Dave

10-13-2002, 06:18 PM	#2
bigj Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: Calif. Posts: 10	Dave, I posted the same question a long time ago on this board & other boards regarding Jed Clampett quotes! I never got a definitive reply! I'm assuming you're reffering to statements such as: "Happy as an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence!" "Sure as corn jiggers in August!" "Straighter than a hogs tail in a pork factory!" "More scared than a long tailed cat in a rm. full of rocking chairs!" "Busier than a cows tail during fly season"! ETC... If you ever locate a book on all those type of quotes, let me know! Jim