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08-30-2024, 07:37 AM
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A Honeymooners Labor Day:
A Honeymooners Labor Day:
(Ralph & Ed are walking on their way to the subway before work.) Ralph: “I can’t believe that we have to work on Labor Day.” Ed: “Me too. But at least today, me and my fellow sewer workers are going to have a party. It’s a sewer version of a pool party. Hahaha.” (Ralph rolls his eyes.) Ralph: “Norton, you are unique. How could you have fun at your job?” Ed: “We are just like kids playing in water.” Ralph: “Today is the day we celebrate workers. Instead we have to work.” Ed: “Ralph, be glad you have a job. You need money to pay your bills…especially your food bill.” Ralph: “Oh, you are a riot Norton. A regular riot. Hope you like those jokes on the moon because that’s where you can go.” Ed: “But we need money to live.” Ralph: “You are right Norton.” (They sing a song about needing money to live.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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