"Anna Nicole Show" Fan-Fic

[callmetootie]

Fan-Fic: The Anna Nicole Show

Episode #10: Party At The Playboy Mansion

Characters:
Anna Nicole Smith
Howard Stern, Anna's Attorney
Kim, Friend
Daniel, Son
and
Sugar Pie, Dog

Guest Stars:
Hugh Hefner
Pamela Anderson
Suzanne Somers
Bobby Trendy
and
Sherman Hemsely

Script:


Anna: Some people say that I'm fat. Some peole say that I'm dumb. Some people say I'm a slut. I amen to that one!


[Theme song plays]


Howard's Voice: Today, the gang and I went in a limo to this party at the Playboy Mansion. Anna's very excited, because they shall be serving pickles there, with strawberry milk.


[In the limo]


Anna: Does anyone here have some carrot cake or baked beans...I'm starving!!!

Sugar-Pie: Woof-woof!

[Suagr Pie farts]

Anna: Oh Sugar Pie!!! Some farting. This limo is gonna small like an f-ing trash can!

[Daniel takes out a Playboy magazine with Anna on the cover]


Anna: Daniel..put down that magazine...it's dirty.

Daniel: Oh, ok melons...I mean MOM!

Anna: That's better!


[Bobby Trendy jumps through the glass into the limo]


Anna: Bobby...what the f&ck are you doing here???

Bobby: Oh Anna...I wanted to tell you how lovely you are looking today, and that pink is simply delish. Next week, I will put up daisies and all sorts of things in your room...anything for you my princess.


Howard: That's it!


[Howard shoots Bobby]


Anna: Oh Howard...you saved me!


[Anna and Howard kiss eachother, and things get a bit hot]


Daniel: MOM!!!

Anna: I'm sorry honey...would you like to join us???

Daniel: You bet!



[20 minutes later, and Anna is asleep]


Kim: Man...Anna sure does look sexy asleep.

Howard: No Kim...do not ever do that sexy Anne Heche dance ever again!

Kim: You know what? I think I'm gonna go with Bobby Trendy...we'd be great together.

Daniel and Howard: Oh yeah.


[Anna wakes up]


Anna: Howard, what do you have your clothes on again...I thought we were having fun??? And where are my jelly donuts! This is f-ing stupid...where are we anyways???


[Limo driver stops the car, and comes in with them]

Limo Driver: Hey there...I'm Shermen Hemsely...your limo driver. We are currently 40 miles away from the mansion. When we get there, we will take off our clothes and dip in a tub filled with pepto bismol...OK?

Anna: Yummy.

Limo Driver: From here to the mansion, a man dressed up as John Ritter will be escourting us.


[Sugar pie farts again]

[Everyone laughs]

[Cuts to a commercial]


Commercial: Are you tired of that bad constipation that bothers you while on the toilet? Then you Push-It-Out butt cream. I use it, and I'm only 8 years old. Now at selected Wal-Mart and Toys R Us stores.


[Back to show]


[They pull into the mansion, and get out]


Anna: Wow...I never remember it to be that big.

Kim: Well Anna...after that thing with George Clooney...what could you see that could be bigger.

[Gives a hi-five to Sherman]

[Hugh Hefner comes out]


Hugh: Anna Nicole Smith...how are you my dear...looks like to put on a little weight. 1, 2, 300 pounds???

Anna: Close! [Laughs]

Hugh: This will be fun...come with me!


[In the mansion]


Hugh: I'd like to introduce you to the star of Playboy in the 1960's, and star of Three's Company...Suzanne Somers!!!


[Suzanne comes out in a Clown suit]


Suzanne: Hey there.


[Suzanne does a little sexy dance]


Anna: Hi there.

Suzanne: By any chance are you guys like those agents who make people famous...I could use one of those.

Anna: Why is that???

Suzanne: I'm only pulling in 60 million dollars a year...I'm broke!!!!!


[Suzanne runs away, and crashes into a table]

Everyone: Ouch!!!


[Bobby Trendy comes out]

Anna: Bobby???

Hugh: I'm glad you 2 could me. Anna this is Bobby Trendy...my lover!

Bobby: Oooo Huge darling!!

Howard: That's it!

[Howard throws Bobby out the window and chops off his head]


Everyone: Ouch!!!

Hugh: Well, let's take a tour of the pool!!!


[At the pool area, where 50 nude women are sunbathing]

[Daniel trips over Pamela Anderson's body]

Daniel: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Pamela: Tommy Lee...go away you f-ing a-hole!!!

Anna: What did you just call my son you big-boobed idiot???

Pamela: I had no idea he was your son..I'm sorry.

Anna: Who cares about you Pamela. You do crappy moves like Heavy Metal...while I do comedy classics like Naked Gun 331/3 The Final Insult!

Howard: That's it!!!


[Howard chops off Pamela's legs, and throws them in the pool.]


Howard: Let's leave!

Anna: Ok....sounds good.

Daniel: But I wanna stay.

Anna: I call up Cherry, and she'll come over for a few hours for you when we get home...OK?

Daniel and Kim: Yes!!!


[Sugar Pie farts, and the mansion falls down]


Everyone: Sugar Pie...bad girl! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!




Next time on Anna Nicole Show: It's Halloween time, and Anna Nicole dresses up as a bartender to get money for a chairty towards women who want to become playboy models!!! That's on the next Anna Nicole Show!!!


THE END

[ThomasE]

callmetootie this is script is totally retarted, sick and twisted..........and sounds exaclty like what the people would do and say on the show. I was cracking up. This is funny! They are capable of doing these things.

[sonyab]

now that is very funny.. you got a great imagination.. i can't wait to read more.. 2 thumbs up..

[Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan]

Originally posted by sonyab
now that is very funny.. you got a great imagination.. i can't wait to read more.. 2 thumbs up..

I didn't like it! I'm an Anna Fan, but I guess every1 has his/her freedom of speech! It WAS kinda funny. I like the parts where Sugar Pie farts ! Just like she does on the show! Bu it was.... interesting!

[sonyab]

its ok that you didn't like it.. we all have different tastes.. the dog farting yah hehe its funny.. hey i have a fan fic of macgyver if you want to check it out and see if you like it