The Kramdens and Nortons return from their cruise:

[Frank Gannucci]

The Kramdens and Nortons return from their cruise:

(The girls arrive in the apartment building. They run into Mrs. Manicotti.)

Mrs. Manicotti: “Welcome home Alice & Trixie. How was your trip?”

Alice: “Don’t ask.”

Trixie: “Ralph made a fool of himself during the whole cruise.”

Mrs. Manicotti: “What did he do now?”

Alice: “He got drunk and threw up every night.”

Trixie: “There was on time where he really acted like a fool.”

(The boys come by.)

Ralph: “All right so I made a few mistakes. Anybody can get drunk and think the ocean was a pool and dive in accidentally fully clothed.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

Mrs. Manicotti: “Mama mia. That had to be embarrassing.”

Ed: “Real embarrassing. Especially since the people in the Dominican Republic thought that Ralph looked like a big diving elephant.”

Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Garrity comes by.)

Garrity: “Hey Kramden! I saw that moment that you all was talking about onnFacebook. It’s on the apartment buildings facebook page. You will be the laughingstock of the building.”

Ed: “He was already of the laughingstock before that.”

(Ralph growls as he wants to fight Ed. They get separated.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)