“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” Fanfic:"Life With Buffy" (Comedy,TV-G) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sitcomwriter · 10-05-2002, 12:01 AM

“Buffy The Vampire Slayer”
FANFIC:“Life With Buffy”
(Season 7)

NOTE:I’ve only seen this show twice (“Once More With Feeling” and “Lessons”) so I’m kind of shaky but I’ve done research.I know that Willow and Giles went to London and that Tara died and that “The Magic Box” burnt down.This is my 1st “Buffy” fic.Let me just tell you now that I’m going for a more a story with lots of humor but not much of the fantasy element so don’t yell at me! LOL! I plan to do a series of “Buffy” fanfics about Buffy and Dawn this being one of them.Don’t blame me if it seems more like a “Gilmore Girls” fic LOL! Anyway the title parodies the sitcom “Life With Bonnie” as does the opening scene anyway without further ado the very FIRST “Buffy” fanfic (Of many) on the Sitcoms Online Boards “Life With Buffy”!

(Buffy and Dawn’s house.Buffy is dressed and ready to go to work.Dawn is sleeping.Buffy is in the kitchen making Breakfest for Dawn.It’s Cereal)

Buffy:Dawn! Come on! It’s time to go to school!

(Dawn comes down the stairs but is tired and isn’t feeling good)

Dawn:Buffy do I have to? I don’t feel very good

Buffy:Let me feel your head (Feels Dawn’s head) Dawn! Your burning up! Looks like we’ll both have to stay home today

Dawn:No Buffy I’ll be fine

Buffy:I’m getting you a babysitter.Willow?

Dawn:She’s in London with Giles

Buffy:Oh yeah.Tara?

Dawn:She’s dead remember?

Buffy:Spike?

Dawn:Spike? More than Anya?

Buffy:You know maybe you should just stay home alone

Dawn:Or I could go if you REALLY want me to

Buffy:Ok come on.Eat your breakfast quickly

(Dawn drinks her bowl of cereal)

Buffy:They should make drinkable Cereal I mean they make Drinkable soup now!

Dawn:Buffy Can I take the bus?

Buffy:Why?

Dawn:I’m embarrassed that your driving me I mean all my friends have their learner’s permits

Buffy:Dawn we both have to go to the same place….

Dawn:Fine

Buffy:Come on Dawn go Get dressed

Dawn:It’s Pajama day

Buffy:That was last Tuesday but nice try

(Dawn goes upstairs and gets dressed and later comes back down)

Dawn:Done!

Buffy:I’m forgetting something! I just KNOW it!

Dawn:Your wearing bunny slippers Buffy.That’s a great thing for a Guidance councilor to wear

(Opening Credits)

(Buffy’s Office.There’s a 16 year old girl in there with her.Her name is Tiffany)

Buffy:So anyway remember to do what I said

Tiffany:Yes ok Thank you Mrs.Summers

Buffy:No It’s Miss Summers

Tiffany:Oh thank you Miss Summers (Leaves)

(Dawn walks in)

Buffy:Hi Dawn

Dawn:Hi Buffy

Buffy:You feeling better?

Dawn:Not really

Buffy:You know I have my lunch break now so I guess I could drive you home

Dawn:I want my Learner’s Permit Buffy

Buffy:Well ok I guess….

(Buffy and Dawn are in the car.Dawn in driving)

Dawn:How am I doing?

Buffy:Pretty good actually but watch out for that Elk

Dawn:What Elk?

Buffy:Mom used to tease me when I was learning to frive

Dawn:I miss Mom

Buffy:We both do

(4 days later.Anya is over at Buffy and Dawn’s house sitting down drinking Coffee with Buffy.Dawn walks in)

Dawn:I got my learner’s permit!

Buffy:Way to go Dawn!

Dawn:And you’re the one to thank Buffy

(Dawn and Buffy hug)

(Closing Credits)

THE END

callmetootie · 10-05-2002, 09:46 PM

Hey! That was the best episode script I've heard since FOL's Brian and Sylvia!!!

Christopher · 10-06-2002, 08:03 PM

I can fill you in on some stuff with Buffy. Spike tried to rape Buffy, Anya & Spike slept together, Xander is stupid for leaving THE most beautiful girlfriend he ever had, and Willow is a lesbian and should be with Tara. I hate that they killed her off!!

Also Buffy isn't that stupid to forget someone died. Also wheres the vampires, the villains? Theres a reason why its called Buffy The VAMPIRE Slayer. Shes a hero not a mommy.

Caitlin · 10-16-2002, 10:14 AM

that was good. i loved it.

~*Cait*~

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan · 04-06-2003, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Barnabas
I can fill you in on some stuff with Buffy. Spike tried to rape Buffy, Anya & Spike slept together, Xander is stupid for leaving THE most beautiful girlfriend he ever had, and Willow is a lesbian and should be with Tara. I hate that they killed her off!! Also Buffy isn't that stupid to forget someone died. Also wheres the vampires, the villains? Theres a reason why its called Buffy The VAMPIRE Slayer. Shes a hero not a mommy.

It was...... interesting. Not like the "Buffy" show, but.... intersting. And all the things that person said abover r u ture! But, good try 4 a 1st time Buff-ster fan-fic.

10-05-2002, 12:01 AM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” Fanfic:"Life With Buffy" (Comedy,TV-G) “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” FANFIC:“Life With Buffy” (Season 7) NOTE:I’ve only seen this show twice (“Once More With Feeling” and “Lessons”) so I’m kind of shaky but I’ve done research.I know that Willow and Giles went to London and that Tara died and that “The Magic Box” burnt down.This is my 1st “Buffy” fic.Let me just tell you now that I’m going for a more a story with lots of humor but not much of the fantasy element so don’t yell at me! LOL! I plan to do a series of “Buffy” fanfics about Buffy and Dawn this being one of them.Don’t blame me if it seems more like a “Gilmore Girls” fic LOL! Anyway the title parodies the sitcom “Life With Bonnie” as does the opening scene anyway without further ado the very FIRST “Buffy” fanfic (Of many) on the Sitcoms Online Boards “Life With Buffy”! (Buffy and Dawn’s house.Buffy is dressed and ready to go to work.Dawn is sleeping.Buffy is in the kitchen making Breakfest for Dawn.It’s Cereal) Buffy:Dawn! Come on! It’s time to go to school! (Dawn comes down the stairs but is tired and isn’t feeling good) Dawn:Buffy do I have to? I don’t feel very good Buffy:Let me feel your head (Feels Dawn’s head) Dawn! Your burning up! Looks like we’ll both have to stay home today Dawn:No Buffy I’ll be fine Buffy:I’m getting you a babysitter.Willow? Dawn:She’s in London with Giles Buffy:Oh yeah.Tara? Dawn:She’s dead remember? Buffy:Spike? Dawn:Spike? More than Anya? Buffy:You know maybe you should just stay home alone Dawn:Or I could go if you REALLY want me to Buffy:Ok come on.Eat your breakfast quickly (Dawn drinks her bowl of cereal) Buffy:They should make drinkable Cereal I mean they make Drinkable soup now! Dawn:Buffy Can I take the bus? Buffy:Why? Dawn:I’m embarrassed that your driving me I mean all my friends have their learner’s permits Buffy:Dawn we both have to go to the same place…. Dawn:Fine Buffy:Come on Dawn go Get dressed Dawn:It’s Pajama day Buffy:That was last Tuesday but nice try (Dawn goes upstairs and gets dressed and later comes back down) Dawn:Done! Buffy:I’m forgetting something! I just KNOW it! Dawn:Your wearing bunny slippers Buffy.That’s a great thing for a Guidance councilor to wear (Opening Credits) (Buffy’s Office.There’s a 16 year old girl in there with her.Her name is Tiffany) Buffy:So anyway remember to do what I said Tiffany:Yes ok Thank you Mrs.Summers Buffy:No It’s Miss Summers Tiffany:Oh thank you Miss Summers (Leaves) (Dawn walks in) Buffy:Hi Dawn Dawn:Hi Buffy Buffy:You feeling better? Dawn:Not really Buffy:You know I have my lunch break now so I guess I could drive you home Dawn:I want my Learner’s Permit Buffy Buffy:Well ok I guess…. (Buffy and Dawn are in the car.Dawn in driving) Dawn:How am I doing? Buffy:Pretty good actually but watch out for that Elk Dawn:What Elk? Buffy:Mom used to tease me when I was learning to frive Dawn:I miss Mom Buffy:We both do (4 days later.Anya is over at Buffy and Dawn’s house sitting down drinking Coffee with Buffy.Dawn walks in) Dawn:I got my learner’s permit! Buffy:Way to go Dawn! Dawn:And you’re the one to thank Buffy (Dawn and Buffy hug) (Closing Credits) THE END

10-05-2002, 09:46 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Hey! That was the best episode script I've heard since FOL's Brian and Sylvia!!!
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10-06-2002, 08:03 PM	#3
Christopher The OG Core Four Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2001 Posts: 14,833	Re: “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” Fanfic:"Life With Buffy" (Comedy,TV-G) I can fill you in on some stuff with Buffy. Spike tried to rape Buffy, Anya & Spike slept together, Xander is stupid for leaving THE most beautiful girlfriend he ever had, and Willow is a lesbian and should be with Tara. I hate that they killed her off!! Also Buffy isn't that stupid to forget someone died. Also wheres the vampires, the villains? Theres a reason why its called Buffy The VAMPIRE Slayer. Shes a hero not a mommy.

10-16-2002, 10:14 AM	#4
Caitlin Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 16, 2002 Location: England Posts: 7	that was good. i loved it. ~Cait~
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