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The Honeymooners gang returns from Miami Beach:
(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.) Ralph: “Ok Alice. I admit it! I admit it! I admit it! I made a fool of myself at the wedding by being drunk and falling off the pool diving board in my tuxedo.” Ed: “You forgot the part where the board broke under your weight.” Alice: “The tux is ruined Ralph. The tailor can’t bring it back even if it wasn’t. He doesn’t know any ELEPHANTS that need a new wardrobe.” (Ed laughs.) Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!” (Uncle Leo comes by.) Alice: “Hi Uncle Leo.” Leo: “Hello. Ralph, it’s GOOD to see you. I saw what your mother-in-law posted on Facebook with you acting drunk.” Ralph (yells): “WHAT?” Ed: “You should see the comments Ralph. She also uploaded the video to YouTube and you got a million laughs.” (Ralph goes to Alice’s Mother.) Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! YOU ARE GONNA GET YOURS.” (They fight but everyone separates them.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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