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Cactus Jack · 10-02-2002, 10:38 PM

What is it?

TheLurkerKing · 11-15-2002, 07:14 PM

This exchange after host Peter Marshall asks: "How many movies has Vincent Price made?"
Paul Lynde: "He made two or three last week."
Vincent Price, who is sitting in the row beneath Lynde: "That's more then you made all year."
Lynde: "Well, some of us are choosey."
If Price had a comeback to that, I didn't hear it, because I was ROTFL.
Lynde did guess the right answer, which was 100.
Enjoy!

RepublicEagle · 08-28-2004, 01:44 PM

"Permission to leave Spain!"(Sorry, can't recall the question, but it was on the nighttime syndicated version in the early 1970s. If you recall it, let me know, ok? Thanks!)

Shanda Lear · 08-30-2004, 06:16 PM

Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk?
Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment.

HAH HAH!!!

yankeedog79 · 09-16-2004, 09:03 PM

MARSHALL - In the Shakespearean play King Lear, King Lear had three of them. Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan. Who were they?
LYNDE - (Disgusted look on face) King Lear had Goneril?

MARSHALL - When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a Geisha house. How did he spend his time in the Geisha house?
LYNDE - Umm negotiating for peace! (Audience laughs)

MARSHALL - True or false! Are you alright, Paul?
LYNDE - Just spit it out! (Audience laughs)
MARSHALL - At a recent hearing in New Jersey, new opponents of fluorinated water have argued that too much fluorine in the person's system may cause an uncontrollable desire for sex!
LYNDE - (Falsetto) Hey Culligan Man!!!!

Paul_Lynde_fan · 11-04-2004, 01:14 AM

Too many great Paul zingers to pick just one!!!

Q: Anthony Quinn thinks they should be abolished, but he wouldn't turn one down. What are they?
Paul: Fifty-year old women.

Q: During the time of the hula hoop, the yo-yo and the Davy Crockett hats, who was in the White House?
Paul: I'll say the yo-yo!

Q: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intruder on your property?
Paul: There's no better way!

Q: True or false...research indicates that Columbus liked to wear bloomers and long stockings.
Paul: It's not easy to sign a crew up for six months...

10-02-2002, 10:38 PM	#1
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11-15-2002, 07:14 PM	#2
TheLurkerKing Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2001 Location: Fort Worth, Texas, United States Posts: 114	Re: Favorite Paul Lynde Zinger . . . This exchange after host Peter Marshall asks: "How many movies has Vincent Price made?" Paul Lynde: "He made two or three last week." Vincent Price, who is sitting in the row beneath Lynde: "That's more then you made all year." Lynde: "Well, some of us are choosey." If Price had a comeback to that, I didn't hear it, because I was ROTFL. Lynde did guess the right answer, which was 100. Enjoy!

08-28-2004, 01:44 PM	#3
RepublicEagle Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 07, 2004 Location: Midfield, Alabama Posts: 121	"Permission to leave Spain!"(Sorry, can't recall the question, but it was on the nighttime syndicated version in the early 1970s. If you recall it, let me know, ok? Thanks!)
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09-16-2004, 09:03 PM	#5
yankeedog79 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2003 Location: College Point Posts: 119	MARSHALL - In the Shakespearean play King Lear, King Lear had three of them. Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan. Who were they? LYNDE - (Disgusted look on face) King Lear had Goneril? MARSHALL - When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a Geisha house. How did he spend his time in the Geisha house? LYNDE - Umm negotiating for peace! (Audience laughs) MARSHALL - True or false! Are you alright, Paul? LYNDE - Just spit it out! (Audience laughs) MARSHALL - At a recent hearing in New Jersey, new opponents of fluorinated water have argued that too much fluorine in the person's system may cause an uncontrollable desire for sex! LYNDE - (Falsetto) Hey Culligan Man!!!!
	__________________ Geoffrey Ludwig OK, I'm a corndog!

11-04-2004, 01:14 AM	#6
Paul_Lynde_fan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 04, 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7	Too many great Paul zingers to pick just one!!! Q: Anthony Quinn thinks they should be abolished, but he wouldn't turn one down. What are they? Paul: Fifty-year old women. Q: During the time of the hula hoop, the yo-yo and the Davy Crockett hats, who was in the White House? Paul: I'll say the yo-yo! Q: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intruder on your property? Paul: There's no better way! Q: True or false...research indicates that Columbus liked to wear bloomers and long stockings. Paul: It's not easy to sign a crew up for six months...
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08-30-2004, 06:16 PM	#4
Shanda Lear Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2004 Location: Beautiful Downtown Burbank Posts: 23	Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. HAH HAH!!!