The Honeymooners gang goes on a summer vacation

[Frank Gannucci]

The Honeymooners gang goes on a summer vacation:

(The Kramdens and Nortons are packing their rental car.)

Ralph: “I can’t believe it. Another one of our own Raccoon Lodge members is getting married.”

Ed: “Yes and it’s In Miami Beach.”

Ralph: “Did you see my wife’s parents who unfortunately are coming? Alice’s mother is bringing the entire state of New York with her.”

Ed: “Luckily I’m packing light. One of the things I’m packing is my SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt when I take a tour of the Miami sewers. They got the best sewers in the world.”

(Crowd cheers.)

(Trixie, Alice and her parents come out with their luggage.)

Alice’s Mom: “Hey Sonny Boy. I hope you fit on the airplane.”

Ralph: “Boy, are you gonna get yours.”

Alice’s Mom: “I’ll be surprised if you fit in this car.”

Ed: “Hey, one time he got stuck in an Italian car.”

(They all laugh.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP.”

Ed: “I hope you packed the car good Ralph unlike one time where you & me went on a fishing trip and you had paraphernalia strapped to the car like decorations on a XMas tree and all of them fell off in the Lincoln Tunnel.”

(Everyone laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “OOOH, YOU ARE GONNA GET IT. THE CAR IS PACKED. LETS GO.”

(They do and they arrive at LaGyardia International AirPort. They go on the plane.)

Ralph: “I say you guys. There’s nothing like a Miami Beach wedding.”

(They all sing a song about Miami Beach weddings in which the crowd cheers at the end.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)