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Ohio8 · 05-05-2024, 05:04 PM

Paladin: "Armenian cooking, Hey Boy, Armenian people. Among the world's finest."

Samuel Abajinian: "Sadness I taste."

Paladin: "What can I do? Such generosity."

Yorgi: (to Paladin)"My friend, you bargain like an Armenian."

Helen Abajinian: "I am a second generation American, and I have rights."

JImmy O'Reilly: "Doggone it, women don't chase men."

Paladin: "Such generosity should be written on the side of Mount Ararat for all to see."

Ohio8 · 01-15-2025, 12:13 AM

Paladin: "Guns are my business."

MA · 01-18-2025, 01:52 PM

Paladin:
I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-18-2025, 06:31 PM

BLAST 'EM. SCATTER 'EM.

HALT 'EM WITH BRIMSTONE!

MA · 05-16-2025, 01:26 PM

Maya Ferguson:
You will agree to remember at all times please that I'm a lady.

Paladin:
Well, your mother knew something they apparently are not teaching young ladies at schools in the East these days. The quickest way to bring out the worst in a man is to make certain it's there.

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 07:54 PM

Armenian Man: "This man is a poet!"

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:05 AM

Paladin:
Tis a foolish thing dwelling 'neath a roof of glass to stone thy neighbors as they pass Don Quixote 1605.

05-05-2024, 05:04 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Paladin: "Armenian cooking, Hey Boy, Armenian people. Among the world's finest." Samuel Abajinian: "Sadness I taste." Paladin: "What can I do? Such generosity." Yorgi: (to Paladin)"My friend, you bargain like an Armenian." Helen Abajinian: "I am a second generation American, and I have rights." JImmy O'Reilly: "Doggone it, women don't chase men." Paladin: "Such generosity should be written on the side of Mount Ararat for all to see."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-18-2025, 01:52 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Paladin: I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

01-15-2025, 12:13 AM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Paladin: "Guns are my business."

01-18-2025, 06:31 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,150	BLAST 'EM. SCATTER 'EM. HALT 'EM WITH BRIMSTONE!

05-16-2025, 01:26 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Maya Ferguson: You will agree to remember at all times please that I'm a lady. Paladin: Well, your mother knew something they apparently are not teaching young ladies at schools in the East these days. The quickest way to bring out the worst in a man is to make certain it's there.

05-03-2026, 07:54 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Armenian Man: "This man is a poet!"

05-04-2026, 08:05 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Paladin: Tis a foolish thing dwelling 'neath a roof of glass to stone thy neighbors as they pass Don Quixote 1605.