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Old 09-26-2002, 10:16 PM   #1
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Default The wrong answer game for Seinfeld

I first saw this on a Will and Grace board and I have tried it on the Roseanne board and Will and Grace board here. But let's try a Seinfeld version.

Here's how you play. First you answer the question the poster before you asked. But with a wrong answer trying to make it funny. Then you ask a question about Seinfeld and the next poster answers with a wrong answer making it funny. Understand? I hope so. Let's start:

Why did Jerry and Elaine brake up?
the next person answers this with a wrong answer and then ask another question about the Seinfeld sitcom.
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Although Elaine enjoyed the sex and never faked orgasms with him, they just thaught they wouldn`t be able to maintain the friendship in their relationship for ten years.


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It reminds him of his first sexual fantasy.

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Old 09-27-2002, 11:48 AM   #4
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For attempting to overthrow the government and install a puppet regime headed by The Soup Nazi.


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He doesn't have one he's unemployed but he is an ex-stripper.

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A disease that makes people become very festive during holidays.

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The name Jerry gave his left arm pitt.

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