Coming Soon to HBO: "Prostitutes 'R' Us"

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Coming this Fall to the HBO Television Network, a Brand-New TV Sitcom from Disney's ABC Signature Division "Prostitutes 'R' Us," starring Felicity Huffman as Suzi, Candace Cameron Bure as Tracey, Tina Yothers as Frankee, and Maya Rudolph as Kiki, 4 young middle-age women who, after their respective husbands each die under hilarious circumstances, decide to start a brand-new Business Venture called "Prostitutes 'R' Us," headquartered at an Apartment Building the ladies rent from Antonio (Kirk Cameron), Suzi's much younger Pimp who serves as the other 3 Ladies' Financial Advisor.

Filmed entirely on location in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, "Prostitutes 'R' Us" is Produced by DSH Entertainment in association with Disney's ABC Signature and is Distributed by Disney Media Distribution and also promises to be FILLED with Female Nudity from each of the 4 Female Leads.

Oh, and one more thing--APRIL FOOL!!!

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They already did that one. It was called Sex And The City.