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Czas na Zywiec · 09-19-2002, 09:08 PM

He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats

ABlairican Pie · 09-19-2002, 09:40 PM

I'm gonna have to post those on my fridge!!!!

Krystal Lake · 09-19-2002, 09:45 PM

"Liquor before beer, and you're in the clear.

Beer before liquor, and you've never been sicker."

--Krystal Lake

TJL · 09-19-2002, 09:56 PM

Let's make a pact about drinking...Let's never stop."
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 09-19-2002, 10:00 PM

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - My grampa.

Montana Ponine · 09-19-2002, 10:05 PM

Um...I don't have any quotes...but I will contribute a

face.

Kay Scarpetta · 09-20-2002, 05:33 PM

'Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' -Winston Churchill

'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' -Ernest Hemmingway

And my favorite.....

'May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead' -Traditional Gaelic toast

Swimfan85 · 09-20-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta

'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' -Ernest Hemmingway

ah good ole hemmingway...I was going post this one

Swimfan85 · 09-20-2002, 05:51 PM

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems! - Homer Simpson

Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.

--- Anon

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

--- Mega Jones

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

--- Anon

Georgia's on my Mind · 09-20-2002, 06:24 PM

"I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer." George Bernard Shaw

Penny Lane · 09-20-2002, 06:51 PM

Did you know that beer makes you smart?

It made BUD WISER!

Sorry! That's an old one!

Montana Ponine · 09-20-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Penny Lane
Did you know that beer makes you smart?

It made BUD WISER!

Sorry! That's an old one!

LOL. I remember my friend's mom used to call it butt wiper...yeah, that was weird.

InspectorExstead · 09-20-2002, 10:33 PM

these are all so funny.

last year i saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "save water. drink beer."

Mr. Shy Guy · 09-20-2002, 10:50 PM

Beer, Now there's a temporary solution - Homer Simpson

Kitt · 09-21-2002, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
'Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' -Winston Churchill

Actuallly, my dear, WC Fields said that.

09-19-2002, 09:08 PM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	A few words of wisdom concerning alcohol..... He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. --William Butler Yeats

09-19-2002, 09:40 PM	#2
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	re: alcohol advice I'm gonna have to post those on my fridge!!!!

09-19-2002, 09:56 PM	#4
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09-20-2002, 05:33 PM	#7
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	'Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' -Winston Churchill 'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' -Ernest Hemmingway And my favorite..... 'May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead' -Traditional Gaelic toast
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09-20-2002, 06:51 PM	#11
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09-19-2002, 09:45 PM	#3
Krystal Lake I'll remember that.. Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 17, 2002 Location: Tied up at the moment... Posts: 485	"Liquor before beer, and you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, and you've never been sicker." --Krystal Lake

09-19-2002, 10:00 PM	#5
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - My grampa.

09-19-2002, 10:05 PM	#6
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	Um...I don't have any quotes...but I will contribute a face.

09-20-2002, 05:51 PM	#9
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems! - Homer Simpson Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. --- Anon I'm not as think as you drunk I am. --- Mega Jones Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. --- Anon

09-20-2002, 06:24 PM	#10
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	"I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer." George Bernard Shaw

09-20-2002, 10:33 PM	#13
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