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Blair85 · 09-15-2002, 07:47 PM

Well, have any of you ever heard that Ray Steven's song called the Mississippi Squirrel Revival? I think it's a funny song and it's about a squirrel getting loose in a church. A squirrel didn't get loose at chrurch today but a lizard did! A little girl found a salamander outside, and a little bit later when the preacher was preaching in full swing, everyone starts looking at the middle isle, & this salamander is just struting right up the middle of the isle LOL! A lttle girl got him & took him outside. have any of u ever had something like that happen someplace where there's a lot of people?

Penny Lane · 09-15-2002, 08:13 PM

When I was young my sister and I were sitting in the back of the church and a wasp landed on her leg. She automatically kicked her leg and her shoe went flying away under the pews! It was really funny at the time!

Babes_Cat · 09-15-2002, 08:16 PM

I got a really funny story about church today... i'll post it later tho...

Rockapella722 · 09-15-2002, 09:32 PM

Montana Ponine · 09-15-2002, 09:48 PM

LOL! Yesterday we found a dead lizard in my dog's bowl. I dunno if my dog killed it...or if it was already dead and he just brought it over, lol, but it was gross!

09-15-2002, 07:47 PM	#1
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	Today at church... Well, have any of you ever heard that Ray Steven's song called the Mississippi Squirrel Revival? I think it's a funny song and it's about a squirrel getting loose in a church. A squirrel didn't get loose at chrurch today but a lizard did! A little girl found a salamander outside, and a little bit later when the preacher was preaching in full swing, everyone starts looking at the middle isle, & this salamander is just struting right up the middle of the isle LOL! A lttle girl got him & took him outside. have any of u ever had something like that happen someplace where there's a lot of people?

09-15-2002, 08:13 PM	#2
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,280	When I was young my sister and I were sitting in the back of the church and a wasp landed on her leg. She automatically kicked her leg and her shoe went flying away under the pews! It was really funny at the time!
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09-15-2002, 09:32 PM	#4
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09-15-2002, 08:16 PM	#3
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	I got a really funny story about church today... i'll post it later tho...

09-15-2002, 09:48 PM	#5
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	LOL! Yesterday we found a dead lizard in my dog's bowl. I dunno if my dog killed it...or if it was already dead and he just brought it over, lol, but it was gross!