The Death Of Chrissy Snow

[opus]

For James28:

We open in the living room. Janet is reading a book. Jack enters and speaks.

Jack: Chrissy got hit by a bus and is never to return and the door is closed for a return appearance by Chrissy on any future TC reunions, just as the TC producers have wanted.

The End. Roll credits.

[Dude111]

Yes its very sad Opus

[rusty spike]

That's how I was going to have Chrissy killed. She was hit by a bus while crossing the street.

[jets4life]

Originally Posted by rusty spike

That's how I was going to have Chrissy killed. She was hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Interesting.

I would have had Chrissy the victim of a serial killer. There were tons of them in Southern California back then.

[Mr. Television]

Originally Posted by jets4life

Interesting.

I would have had Chrissy the victim of a serial killer. There were tons of them in Southern California back then.

Could have done the episode where they think Cindy was kidnapped with Chrissy instead but then have it turned out she was indeed kidnapped and died. That would have been dark.

[James28]

Originally Posted by opus

We open in the living room. Janet is reading a book. Jack enters and speaks.

Jack: Chrissy got hit by a bus and is never to return and the door is closed for a return appearance by Chrissy on any future TC reunions, just as the TC producers have wanted.

The End. Roll credits.

Nope, not enough. I want to see a funeral for Chrissy Snow, too.

I was going to have Chrissy Snow be killed by way of electrocution by a faulty hairdryer (similar to Valerie Barlow on the soap opera Coronation Street).

[rusty spike]

I have Lana choking on a rib at a BBQ restaurant. She calls for Jack but he never comes and she dies at the table.

[opus]

Originally Posted by James28

Nope, not enough. I want to see a funeral for Chrissy Snow, too.

I was going to have Chrissy Snow be killed by way of electrocution by a faulty hairdryer (similar to Valerie Barlow on the soap opera Coronation Street).

A funeral? Ok.


We open at a funeral parlor. The cast of Three's Company and various extras are present. They gather around a coffin. Sobbing can be heard.

Jack: We're sure she's dead and can never return in any reunions, spinoffs, continuations, or even flashbacks?

Janet: Yes

Jack: Cool. Just how the producers want it.


The End. Fade to black.

[opus]

If someone’s reading this somewhere down the road and is somewhat confused about what’s going on in here, it all stems from this thread

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=448644

[TJ]

I'm glad opus wrote it so James28 can sleep better at night. I searched to no avail.

Speaking of serial killers, I did find a rather bizarre one titled "The Three's Company Murders!!!" in which Chrissy murders Mr. Wood, Mrs. Roper, Mr. Furley, Lana and Janet.

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=112072

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by jets4life

Interesting.

I would have had Chrissy the victim of a serial killer. There were tons of them in Southern California back then.

Yes! She could have been killed by the two cousins, " The Hillside Stranglers" , they were probably the most popular serial killers out here back than!