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Sammy M. Malone · 09-09-2002, 09:13 PM

What 3 favs. stick in your head??

1
Rebecca:Norm i cant help noticing you're sitting around all day.
Norm:Hi im Norm Peterson, i dont believe we've met.
Rebecca:Norm you have a job to do and all you're doing is sitting around drinking beer and talking to cliff.
Norm:Rebecca do you get cheers?...The concept??

2
Rebecca:I cant believe robin would use me like this!
Sam:I know i know he seems like such a decent guy. I mean he never like cheated on a friend in a buisness deal before, oh wait y'know actually he did. Well at least you never caught him with another woman, O shoot! that happened too! Well maybe,maybe this is the last bad thing he does, yeah thats it!
Rebecca:Gee sam you think?
Norm:Rebecca maybe you are too stupid to live!

3
Frasier:Oh well this will be a big hit at the cocktail party circuit. Hey frase' wheres your lovely wife? Well bob, shes under the earths crust with her boyfriend! Whats new with you?

-*Forever*- · 09-09-2002, 11:13 PM

Well the 2 in my sig and this one.

Lilith: Oh look @ that little one in the corner. He looks just like Whitey.
Dewd: Who's Whitey?
Lilith: Oh, he was my favorite dead rat that this bastard took and threw in the trash!!!

Veggie Boyd 5556792 · 09-09-2002, 11:41 PM

CLIFF: Im ashamed God made me a man.

CARLA: I dont think God's doing too much bragging about it either.

WOODY: I took off all of my clothes during dress rehearsal and I stood around and said, Why am I the only one who is naked? So then I did it during the show again, I took off all my clothes, and I said to myself, Why am I the ony one is naked? And to make it even worse, I hear this high pitched voice screaming, Look, he's the only one who is naked!!

NORM: Sorry Woody, you caught me by surprise.

FRASIER: On my way over here tonight, I heard a passage from a song on a Rock and Roll Station that Id like to share with all of you. Everybody Have fun Tonight............. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.

REBECCA: Does anybody know CPR!!!!!

AL: I do! I do!

(Sam gets right up)

AL: Works Every time!

SAM: Here let me introduce you to last year's winner. (points to Al) He's really 25 years old.

AL: I fell asleep on the beach!

CLIFF: Pick a number 1 to 10, the closest gets to be knighted with me.

NORM: 2,000,042

SAM: 2,000,043

WOODY: 2,000,044

CLIFF: The correct answer is 4, The closest is my friend Norm Peterson with 2,000,042

WOODY: Darn!! I knew I should have said 4.

oOShelleyLongOo · 09-10-2002, 09:33 AM

1.
Diane~ Bambi called to cancel ur date tonight, she had an accident
Sam~ What happened?
Diane~ She fell off her shoes

2.
Rebecca: Have you ever thought what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years?
Norm: Oh my God!
Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera!
Norm: Oh! I thought you said "beer!"

3.
Lilith: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be perpetuating a sterotype to actually select a bartender?
Sam: Well now, that depends.
Lilith: On what?
Sam: On what you just said.

Sammy M. Malone · 09-10-2002, 10:33 PM

Oh yeah! I like that 2nd one of your's shelley!

CheersGang3 · 09-11-2002, 07:23 PM

Um I guess mine are

1 Rebecca: Sam you need real help not Sam

2 Dr Louis Polskow: You Wanna Play The Waiting Game I'll Pretend To Play Along I Give You Ten Minutes

3 : Norm: It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear

CheersGang3 · 09-11-2002, 07:25 PM

O I mean It's Fraiser not same in my first qoute

trinity2084 · 09-11-2002, 10:05 PM

Diane to Carla: I'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in between.

Sam: You know you got a big mouth, Clavin!
Cliff: Yeah, there is a genetic predisposition towards large jaws in the Clavin family. It's the only way of identifying us as the proper heirs to the Russian throne.
Frasier: Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: I know what they look like, just pour me one.

Carla: I'm going to have twins.
Sam: I had twins once, it was the most exciting night of my life!

Sammy M. Malone · 09-11-2002, 10:14 PM

trinity, for #2 its: genetic cork

09-09-2002, 09:13 PM	#1
Sammy M. Malone Matthew Perry Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Have Goofy Dreams! Posts: 453	Top 3 Fav. Quotes What 3 favs. stick in your head?? 1 Rebecca:Norm i cant help noticing you're sitting around all day. Norm:Hi im Norm Peterson, i dont believe we've met. Rebecca:Norm you have a job to do and all you're doing is sitting around drinking beer and talking to cliff. Norm:Rebecca do you get cheers?...The concept?? 2 Rebecca:I cant believe robin would use me like this! Sam:I know i know he seems like such a decent guy. I mean he never like cheated on a friend in a buisness deal before, oh wait y'know actually he did. Well at least you never caught him with another woman, O shoot! that happened too! Well maybe,maybe this is the last bad thing he does, yeah thats it! Rebecca:Gee sam you think? Norm:Rebecca maybe you are too stupid to live! 3 Frasier:Oh well this will be a big hit at the cocktail party circuit. Hey frase' wheres your lovely wife? Well bob, shes under the earths crust with her boyfriend! Whats new with you?
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09-10-2002, 09:33 AM	#4
oOShelleyLongOo Shelleys Biggest Fan Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 61	1. Diane~ Bambi called to cancel ur date tonight, she had an accident Sam~ What happened? Diane~ She fell off her shoes 2. Rebecca: Have you ever thought what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years? Norm: Oh my God! Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera! Norm: Oh! I thought you said "beer!" 3. Lilith: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be perpetuating a sterotype to actually select a bartender? Sam: Well now, that depends. Lilith: On what? Sam: On what you just said.
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09-11-2002, 07:23 PM	#6
CheersGang3 Ignore Me I'm Crazy Frequent Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 123	Um I guess mine are 1 Rebecca: Sam you need real help not Sam 2 Dr Louis Polskow: You Wanna Play The Waiting Game I'll Pretend To Play Along I Give You Ten Minutes 3 : Norm: It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear
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09-11-2002, 10:05 PM	#8
trinity2084 elevate fromthe norm Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2002 Posts: 47	Diane to Carla: I'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in between. Sam: You know you got a big mouth, Clavin! Cliff: Yeah, there is a genetic predisposition towards large jaws in the Clavin family. It's the only way of identifying us as the proper heirs to the Russian throne. Frasier: Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world? Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: I know what they look like, just pour me one. Carla: I'm going to have twins. Sam: I had twins once, it was the most exciting night of my life!
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09-09-2002, 11:13 PM	#2
-Forever- <3333333333333333333 Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 22, 2001 Location: Manlius, NY in reality. Deerfield Beach, FL in my heart. Posts: 28,001	Well the 2 in my sig and this one. Lilith: Oh look @ that little one in the corner. He looks just like Whitey. Dewd: Who's Whitey? Lilith: Oh, he was my favorite dead rat that this bastard took and threw in the trash!!!
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09-09-2002, 11:41 PM	#3
Veggie Boyd 5556792 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 Location: Massapequa Posts: 64	CLIFF: Im ashamed God made me a man. CARLA: I dont think God's doing too much bragging about it either. WOODY: I took off all of my clothes during dress rehearsal and I stood around and said, Why am I the only one who is naked? So then I did it during the show again, I took off all my clothes, and I said to myself, Why am I the ony one is naked? And to make it even worse, I hear this high pitched voice screaming, Look, he's the only one who is naked!! NORM: Sorry Woody, you caught me by surprise. FRASIER: On my way over here tonight, I heard a passage from a song on a Rock and Roll Station that Id like to share with all of you. Everybody Have fun Tonight............. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight. REBECCA: Does anybody know CPR!!!!! AL: I do! I do! (Sam gets right up) AL: Works Every time! SAM: Here let me introduce you to last year's winner. (points to Al) He's really 25 years old. AL: I fell asleep on the beach! CLIFF: Pick a number 1 to 10, the closest gets to be knighted with me. NORM: 2,000,042 SAM: 2,000,043 WOODY: 2,000,044 CLIFF: The correct answer is 4, The closest is my friend Norm Peterson with 2,000,042 WOODY: Darn!! I knew I should have said 4.

09-10-2002, 10:33 PM	#5
Sammy M. Malone Matthew Perry Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Have Goofy Dreams! Posts: 453	Oh yeah! I like that 2nd one of your's shelley!

09-11-2002, 07:25 PM	#7
CheersGang3 Ignore Me I'm Crazy Frequent Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 123	O I mean It's Fraiser not same in my first qoute

09-11-2002, 10:14 PM	#9
Sammy M. Malone Matthew Perry Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2002 Location: Have Goofy Dreams! Posts: 453	trinity, for #2 its: genetic cork