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Did you mess with the reverse peephole, Jerry?

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Kramer, you're fighting Andrea Doria?

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I'm Mrs. Ricardi, president of the cockeyed optimist association.

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Doctor, is the whale going to live? There's been massive trauma.

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This is the most public yet of my many little kicks.

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He says hello when he leaves,Goodbye Norman when he arrives.

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