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Did you mess with the reverse peephole, Jerry?
Hey, what is that up that tree? Man, that looks like a dead _____. |
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Hey, what is that up that tree? Man, that looks like a dead s low witted bald man
Kramer, you're fighting______? |
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Kramer, you're fighting Andrea Doria?
I'm Mrs. Ricardi, president of the ________ association. |
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I'm Mrs. Ricardi, president of the cockeyed optimist association.
Here's your ________omelette |
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Here's your big salad omelette.
Hey, wanna get some lunch? Just had a big bowl of ____. |
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Hey, wanna get some lunch? Just had a big bowl of Yankee beans.
That's it. You're going _______ |
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That's it. You're going to The Merv Griffin Show.
Doctor, is the _______ going to live? There's been massive trauma. |
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Doctor, is the whale going to live? There's been massive trauma.
This is the most public yet of my many__________ |
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This is the most public yet of my many little kicks.
I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton ______. |
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I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton caboose.
Are your friends as ______ as you? |
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Are your friends as bizarro as you?
He says hello when he leaves, _______ when he arrives. |
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He says hello when he leaves,Goodbye Norman when he arrives.
I don't like __________ He is an agitator. |
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I don't like the pool guy. He is an agitator.
You know what word Susan used last night? "_____." |
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You know what word Susan used last night? Pez!
He thinks he can _____more than Izzy. |
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He thinks he can face paint more than Izzy.
I looked everywhere but all I could find were these stupid _______ wrappers. |
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