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Old 09-06-2002, 10:38 PM   #1
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Talking Continuous Story

I'm sort of stealing from goldenfamilyties but it's sort of different. there are no assigned parts but one person (ME) stats a story, and someone else continues it, and it keeps going until somebody feels it's about time to end it, then whoever ends it will statr a new story. Every section of the story can be as short or as long as you want. It can be one line of Dialouge or 31. Anyone can show up. BUT remember that Dorthy can't be married to Lucas. And there is no Golden Palcae. They all live in the house, and rose is still dating miles.

(Dorthy is sitting at the kitchen table, rose is standing at the open fridge)

Rose-
want some cheescake Dorthy

Dorthy-
No Rose I thought I'd have dirt this morning

Rose-
Okey dokey(storms out to the garage)

Dorthy-
WAIT ROSE ROSE (realizes she's long gone) Twit

(Blanche walks in and has a seat)

Blanche-
Ya'll never guess who's coming here this weekend.

Dorthy-
Who

Blanche-
where's rose

Dorthy-
fetching dirt

Blanche-
Oh OK, well my very... DIRT

Dorthy-
Yes DIRT, tell me who's coming

Blanche-
Guess

Dorthy-
STEVIE NICKS, How the hell should i know TELL ME

Blanche-
ok it's...

(Rose comes in with a bucket full of dirt)

Rose-
here's your dirt Dorthy

Dorthy-
I hate you

Rose-
digging for dirt out there reminded me of this one time back in St. Olaf when me and uncle Ickamakerstingerman

Dorthy-
wait a minute Rose (Dorthy picks up the bucket of dirt and pours it on the floor) Pick that Up. Now Blanche WHO THE HELL IS COMING

Blanche-
well you'll never believe it but.....

CONTINUE IT.
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 09-08-2002, 09:01 PM   #3
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Sorry GG, it's just not my thing. Can't get into fan fic and such.

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Old 09-08-2002, 10:08 PM   #4
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i don't get it. I just visited the rather scary if you ask me facts of life board and the continuation thread is like 180 pages and 2000 posts long. Now i'm not expecting THAT here, BUT i thought it would be more of a hit.
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Your reponse to this thread was highly inappropriate, and I therefore edited it... please watch what you say on these boards.

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Old 09-12-2002, 08:26 PM   #6
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great the ONLY person to respond had to be inapropriate.
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Old 09-12-2002, 09:59 PM   #7
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how was it innapropriat, i thought it was very funny. i think everybody else would have liked it, and maybe more ppl would start writing on here. you should put it back on. ~tony
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Old 09-13-2002, 02:02 PM   #8
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Originally posted by GoldenGuy
I'm sort of stealing from goldenfamilyties but it's sort of different. there are no assigned parts but one person (ME) stats a story, and someone else continues it, and it keeps going until somebody feels it's about time to end it, then whoever ends it will statr a new story. Every section of the story can be as short or as long as you want. It can be one line of Dialouge or 31. Anyone can show up. BUT remember that Dorthy can't be married to Lucas. And there is no Golden Palcae. They all live in the house, and rose is still dating miles.

(Dorthy is sitting at the kitchen table, rose is standing at the open fridge)

Rose-
want some cheescake Dorthy

Dorthy-
No Rose I thought I'd have dirt this morning

Rose-
Okey dokey(storms out to the garage)

Dorthy-
WAIT ROSE ROSE (realizes she's long gone) Twit

(Blanche walks in and has a seat)

Blanche-
Ya'll never guess who's coming here this weekend.

Dorthy-
Who

Blanche-
where's rose

Dorthy-
fetching dirt

Blanche-
Oh OK, well my very... DIRT

Dorthy-
Yes DIRT, tell me who's coming

Blanche-
Guess

Dorthy-
STEVIE NICKS, How the hell should i know TELL ME

Blanche-
ok it's...

(Rose comes in with a bucket full of dirt)

Rose-
here's your dirt Dorthy

Dorthy-
I hate you

Rose-
digging for dirt out there reminded me of this one time back in St. Olaf when me and uncle Ickamakerstingerman

Dorthy-
wait a minute Rose (Dorthy picks up the bucket of dirt and pours it on the floor) Pick that Up. Now Blanche WHO THE HELL IS COMING

Blanche-
well you'll never believe it but.....

CONTINUE IT.
Blanche-
...Big Daddy's comin

Dorothy-
Blanch honey, I hate to be the one to break this to you but Big Daddy is dead.

Blanche-
No you silly, my OTHER Big Daddy. I had two you know.

Dorothy-
Blanche anyone in Miami could be your Big Daddy, how the hell would I know???

Rose-
Dorothy do you still want this dirt?

Dorothy-
Yes Rose I'm going to make us dinner with it...

Rose-
Oh you are!??!?! Dorothy you should have told me I have at least a dozen St Olaf recipes you can use...

Dorothy-
Rose I could kill you!

Blanche-
Would you two hush, we gotta get this place clean and get ready for Big Daddy.

Dorothy-
Well this is short notice, when is he coming?

Sophia(Bursting through the door)-
When is who coming?

Dorothy-
The three wise men, they are coming to take Rose with them...Ma your supposed to be getting rest, the doctor said the reason your so tired is because your up at all hours of the night.

Sophia-
He also told me a woman my age should be counting her blessings, what does he know?

Blanche-(leaving the kitchen)
Well I'm gunna get to tidying up the place...Girls please this is important to me, Big Daddy is a special person in my life and I wanna show hima good time...

Sophia-
That should be no proble.....

Dorothy-
Ma! Blanche honey you go get ready, we'll be right with you.

It's my first time doing that, so it might not be funny just yet goldenguy, continue!
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i dont get it, you allow that crap on here but delete mine? mine at least had some funny parts!
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i dont get it, you allow that crap on here but delete mine? mine at least had some funny parts!
When your post has multiple words covered up with *'s, that's a pretty good indication it's not appropriate...
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it wasn't bad at all. I thought there were some really funny parts, especially the i have 15 different St olaf reipies for dirt. The only thing is the big daddy thing. it's a bit weird, but heh it's a nice twist and i like it. I'm going to wait for one more person to continue this before i go again. Come on Tony try again, just try not to make it TOO dirty please.
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for all of you who do want to see what i wrote, go to the fan fiction part. its under the subject golden girls season 8. i added more to it, i think its very funny go read it!
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I'm continuing...

NEW SCENE:

(In the living room)

Blanche: Where's Rose Dorothy???

Dorothy: Making mud pies, why???

(Blanche has puzzled look on face)

Blanche: Well Big Daddy is going to be here any minute

(Enter Sophia)

Sophia: Well I'm off

Dorothy: Where are you going???

Sophia: Out with Lilian

Blanche: Sophia, I wanted you to stay and meet my big daddy

Sophia: (Whispers to Dorothy) She's dating black men again isn't she???

Dorothy: Yes ma, Ray Charles

Sophia: Ray Charles Blanche??? Wow.....One question. When you guys do it....How does he know where(Interrupted)

Dorothy: MA!!!!!

Sophia: Inquiring minds would like to know...

(Doorbell)

Blanche: That's him

Sophia: Any chance he could be wearing Spandex so we can see if his name REALLY applies???

Dorothy: Ma, be good

Sophia: An 80 year old woman only gets so much action

(Blanche answers the door and a white man is there)

Sophia: Ray Charles is blind how so he couldn't have turned white by seeing Blanche naked

Dorothy: Ma, this is George's father who is also called Big Daddy

Sophia: Oh....Where was I going again???

Blanche: Out with Lilian

Sophia: Oh yeah, I thought you wanted me to stay

Blanche: I changed my mind...now out

Sophia: Okay, nice meeting you Ray

(Exit Sophia)

Big Daddy: Quite a charming lady

Dorothy: Mr. Devareaux, you'll have to excuse my mother, she had a stroke and it messed up the part of her brain where it alters what she says

Blanche: I still don't buy that story

Dorothy: One of two things she's doesn't buy....My mothers health story being one, and underwear being the second.

Next.....


I TRIED......HE HE.....Hope u guys like it.
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I TRIED......HE HE.....Hope u guys like it.
LOL Loved it!
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That was GREAT. I especially loved the two things she doesn't buy part. I'm extremely tired so i can't be creative now. But tomoorow I'm going to continue the story.
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