A Honeymooners Labor Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Labor Day:

(Ralph & Ed are on a boat passing Raccoon point.)

Ralph: “Boy, what a way to celebrate Labor Day Norton. First prize in this Raccoon fishing contest is $500.”

Ed: “Good thing you took those seasick pills.”

Ralph: “Yes I did. We will show everyone in this contest, including our wives that are the worlds greatest fishermen.”

Ed: “I have the most experience catching fish. I catch them everyday in the sewer.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “Better fishing than driving that bus of mine. The loudmouths that get on that bus are terrible.”

(Unbeknownst to them, Ed’s fishing line gets caught with Ralph’s.)

Ralph (yells): “WE BOTH GOT A FISH NORTON! IT LOOKS LIKE A WHOPPER.”

Ed (yells): “I AGREE!”

(They reel them in and they see what happened.)

Ralph: “Is this your idea of a joke Norton?”

Ed: “No, it’s my idea of a catch.”

(Ralph slaps Ed on the back.)

(After a while, it’s almost time for the contest to end. The wives are right by the husbands.)

Alice (yells): “TRIXIE, I GOT A FISH!”

(The fish? Ralph’s line. Ralph who went to get a beer sees his line fall in.)

Ralph (yells): “I GOT A FISH TOO!”

(Ralph jumps in the water. Alice reels him in. He is upset but he has a fish. The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler sees this.)

GHEMR: “Alice & Trixie won since Ralph has the fish and she caught him. They won the $500.”

Ed: “Ralph, I see that another one of your plans got all wet.”

Ralph (climbing into the boat, very eerily calmly): “Come here.”

(Ralph tries to get Ed while they get separated.)

(A still wet Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)