It's So Hot Outside ....

[Foggy]

It has been reported that this has been the hottest summer ever.
So, I thought it would be interesting just to see how hot it has been around you?

Also, think of some clever responds to the "fill-in-the-blank" of this statement:
It's so hot outside...

... I saw a chicken lay an omelet.

... I climbed into the oven just to cool off.

... I turned on the garden hose and out came steam.

... I put on oven mitts just to turn the doorknob.

... the surface temperature of my driveway is about the same as the surface of the sun.

... the sand in our sandbox has turned to glass.

... even my brain is foggy with the heat.

[ThisLittlePiggy]

I saw a chicken lay an omelet.

[ThisLittlePiggy]

It’s so hot my dream house is any house in Alaska.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.
It’s so hot, asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot I took off my flesh and sat on my bones.
It’s so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, E.L. James titled her next book Fifty Shades of Red.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot, polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot, I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot, I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot we had to ship the fish to Seattle just so they wouldn’t forget how to swim.
It’s so hot Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
It’s so hot bums are holding signs that read, “Will work for shade.”
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot, hot water comes out of both taps. (This one is actually true!)
It’s so hot, I get condensation on my backside from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot, the Betty Ford Clinic opened a wet bar.
It’s so hot, Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.

[1960'sTVfan]

It's so hot outside, I placed a coin on the pavement and it melted.

How hot and torrid a summer it's been depends on where you live. Where I am in southern Indiana, it's actually been a near normal/slightly below normal summer season in the temperature department. There have been some hot days here this summer but no prolonged heat waves.

[Caroline13]

It's never torrid in So Cal, cool where I live near Ocean, and this year a cool summer unless we get a heat spell in the next 2 months.

[Dude111]

We dont want it to be too cold Foggy!!

Right now its 92 here.....