The Honeymooners gang returns home from the cruise:

[Frank Gannucci]

The Honeymooners gang returns home from the cruise:

(The Kramdens and Norton’s return back to the apartment building.)

Ralph: “Home sweet home.”

Alice: “Yes, it is…especially after all the dumb stunts that you did Ralph like setting off fireworks, embarrassing yourself by getting drunk and jumping into the ship’s pool etc.”

Ralph: “What was wrong with that?”

Alice: “You stripped yourself naked.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

Trixie: “You yourself Ed wasn’t that much better. You jumped into an open manhole in Mexico.”

Ed: “All I wanted to see was where the water flows.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Alice: “Also, you and Ralph as usual got into that raft boat on top of the ship and accidentally released the boat. The coast guard has to rescue you two.”

Ralph: “Ok. Ok. We made a few mistakes. Nobody is 100% Alice.”

Alice: “You are. You have been wrong every time.”

Ralph: “Ok, we apologize. We admit that we goofed. We are sorry that we embarrassed you two. At least, these has not been revealed worldwide.”

(Alice’s parents come by.)

Alice’s Mom: “Ah, contrarie Sonny Boy. I spread the stunts that you two pulled on Facebook as well as the Raccoon Lodge Facebook page. A lot of people are laughing at you.”

(Apartment tenants are laughing.)

Ralph (yells): “PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Ralph chases after Alice’s Mom. People try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Let's introduce every one of the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers as Jean comes on stage and shakes Jack’s hand.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Aud comes on stage and shakes Jack’s hand.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack’s hand.)

Jackie: “GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)