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Frank Gannucci · 04-15-2023, 07:22 AM

An Honeymooners Income Tax Day:

(Ralph meets Ed at his manhole.)

Ralph: “Hello Norton! I know that you filed your taxes traditionally.”

Ed: “Yeah I had to since I don’t have a computer yet. My other one got damaged by you.”

Ralph: “Don’t worry Norton. I’ll buy you a new one. The computer will be a Commodore 64.”

(Crowd laughs loudly due to the fact that the Commodore 64 is a 40 plus year old computer.)

Ralph: “I’m going to the IRS now. I am going to catch the bus.”

Ed: “Me too.”

(They both get on the bus. The bus leaves. For whatever reason, Ralph has his taxes in his hand that is out the window.)

Ralph: “I’m so used to have my left hand out the window while driving, I decided to do it now. Hahaha.”

Ed (slapping Ralph on the back which causes him to drop his taxes on the street): “You are a bundle of fun Ralph.”

(Ed noticed what happened.)

Ed: “Ralph, you are dead meat.”

Ralph (yells): “YOU STUPID STUPE! YOU CAUSED ME TO DROP THE TAXES.”

Ed (yells): “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?”

Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME GET THE TAXES. DRIVER! STOP! I DROPPED MY TAXES OUT THE WINDOW.”

(Everyone laughs. The driver stops.)

Ralph (to passengers): “Wiseguys.”

(Ralph & Ed get off.)

(They go into traffic to get the taxes. Cars are honking. They almost get hit.)

Ed: “Ralph, this is like the video game we play in the sewer, Frogger.”

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!”

(They run around to get the taxes. A man with a trash bag picks them up and dumps them in the sewer.)

Ed: “Ralph, get ready to float.”

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON! YOU BETTER SWIM OR I WILL SEND YOU TO THE MOON.”

(Later on, they finally get the taxes and get to the IRS at 11:59:50p.)

IRS: “Just in time. You beat the clock. But why, are these taxes so wet and dirty?”

Ed: “You see, my pal Ralph-ie had his taxes hanging out the window and dropped them and they ended up in the trash and then in the sewer. Since I work in the sewer, I helped him out.”

IRS: “You Ralph must be very stupid to hang your taxes out the window.”

(Everyone laughs especially Ed.)

Ralph: “Norton, you better start running.”

(Ralph runs after Ed.)

(Jackie walks on stage.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph (yells

04-15-2023, 07:22 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	An Honeymooners Income Tax Day: An Honeymooners Income Tax Day: (Ralph meets Ed at his manhole.) Ralph: “Hello Norton! I know that you filed your taxes traditionally.” Ed: “Yeah I had to since I don’t have a computer yet. My other one got damaged by you.” Ralph: “Don’t worry Norton. I’ll buy you a new one. The computer will be a Commodore 64.” (Crowd laughs loudly due to the fact that the Commodore 64 is a 40 plus year old computer.) Ralph: “I’m going to the IRS now. I am going to catch the bus.” Ed: “Me too.” (They both get on the bus. The bus leaves. For whatever reason, Ralph has his taxes in his hand that is out the window.) Ralph: “I’m so used to have my left hand out the window while driving, I decided to do it now. Hahaha.” Ed (slapping Ralph on the back which causes him to drop his taxes on the street): “You are a bundle of fun Ralph.” (Ed noticed what happened.) Ed: “Ralph, you are dead meat.” Ralph (yells): “YOU STUPID STUPE! YOU CAUSED ME TO DROP THE TAXES.” Ed (yells): “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?” Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME GET THE TAXES. DRIVER! STOP! I DROPPED MY TAXES OUT THE WINDOW.” (Everyone laughs. The driver stops.) Ralph (to passengers): “Wiseguys.” (Ralph & Ed get off.) (They go into traffic to get the taxes. Cars are honking. They almost get hit.) Ed: “Ralph, this is like the video game we play in the sewer, Frogger.” Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!” (They run around to get the taxes. A man with a trash bag picks them up and dumps them in the sewer.) Ed: “Ralph, get ready to float.” Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON! YOU BETTER SWIM OR I WILL SEND YOU TO THE MOON.” (Later on, they finally get the taxes and get to the IRS at 11:59:50p.) IRS: “Just in time. You beat the clock. But why, are these taxes so wet and dirty?” Ed: “You see, my pal Ralph-ie had his taxes hanging out the window and dropped them and they ended up in the trash and then in the sewer. Since I work in the sewer, I helped him out.” IRS: “You Ralph must be very stupid to hang your taxes out the window.” (Everyone laughs especially Ed.) Ralph: “Norton, you better start running.” (Ralph runs after Ed.) (Jackie walks on stage.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) Ralph (yells