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opus · 03-26-2023, 01:24 AM

And none of those loophole wishes for more wishes. Just the three here. We’re dealing with a hardcore genie.

GentlemanJim · 03-26-2023, 08:49 AM

I'd wish to become a genie myself?

(the power to do things myself, as opposed to wish for them)

Otherwise on a more pedestrian level:

1. Wealth

2. Ability to time travel, at will. If I want to time travel to 1949 for the afternoon, and be back by dinner, then so be it. Then 1893 tomorrow, ...etc

3.To fully understand the UFO phenomenon, including detailed knowledge of extraterrestrial life forms, even if they have not been visiting here. The "who", the "where", and "why".

Caroline13 · 03-26-2023, 02:14 PM

3 Wishes from Me

1. People WAKE UP and smell what is going on in the world.

2. My damaged body from surgery is Reversed...

3. My daughter's 2 issues be Reversed, Foot Damage Reversed and Hearing Restored...

That is IT...

Wealth, I've got it and it's not the money thing....

opus · 03-27-2023, 01:18 AM

Three men are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says: “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”

The first says: “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my wife, and my life. I just want to go home.” Poof, he’s gone!

Then the second says: “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my friends, my dog, and my life. I wish I could go home too.” Poof, he’s gone!

The third man starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks: “My dear fellow, what’s wrong?”

The man whimpers: “I wish my friends were still here.”

JamesG · 03-27-2023, 02:31 AM

1. The ability to have infinite wisdom.
2. The ability to control the minds of others.
3. The ability to enter another body at my choosing. If I were to get bored with this one, then I can enter another one that is stronger than the last.

With these three wishes, the world will eventually become mine since I control everyone and see/know everything.

TheLittleFaerie · 03-27-2023, 07:05 AM

Would wishing to have magical powers like Samantha or Jeannie be ok, or would that be considered "more wishes"? I think in the Aladdin movie the rule was "no asking for more wishes", BUT the bad guy wished to be a powerful wizard, and that wish was granted.... It almost seems like that would fall into the category of "infinite wishes" he would just be able to grant them himself

But anyway, I always said if I found a genie I would just ask to be a magical Witch type being like Samantha

Caroline13 · 03-27-2023, 02:30 PM

So far No One wishes for World Peace.....

Some wishes so far are bizzare as I see them.

Dude111 · 03-27-2023, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

The man whimpers: “I wish my friends were still here.”

I wonder what the genie did Opus??

My wishes??

1) MAJOR AWAKENING: PEOPLE WOKE UP AND REALISED WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO THEM....

2) Have my mum back and in perfect health

3) My friends would come back to me......

TheLittleFaerie · 03-28-2023, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesG

1. The ability to have infinite wisdom.
2. The ability to control the minds of others.
3. The ability to enter another body at my choosing. If I were to get bored with this one, then I can enter another one that is stronger than the last.

With these three wishes, the world will eventually become mine since I control everyone and see/know everything.

Hmmm your mentality sounds very similar to that of another man who lived back in the 1930s who had a funny little mustache

TheLittleFaerie · 03-28-2023, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

I wonder what the genie did Opus??

My wishes??

1) MAJOR AWAKENING: PEOPLE WOKE UP AND REALISED WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO THEM....

2) Have my mum back and in perfect health

3) My friends would come back to me......

I used to wonder about wishing to bring dead people back to life.... At first I wanted to but then thought, if Heaven is real, what if they are in Heaven having the best time ever, then they are suddenly YANKED back to Earth? They might not be too happy about it lol

Dude111 · 03-28-2023, 01:18 AM

Ya I hear ya buddy!!

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Originally Posted by JamesG
With these three wishes, the world will eventually become mine since I control everyone and see/know everything.

Ah man!!

TheLittleFaerie · 03-29-2023, 05:01 AM

Yong Fang · 03-29-2023, 01:17 PM

1. A Billion Dollars.

2. Be 20 years old again.

3. To never see, read or hear the term Tweet again.

Janice Johnson · 04-01-2023, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLittleFaerie

I used to wonder about wishing to bring dead people back to life.... At first I wanted to but then thought, if Heaven is real, what if they are in Heaven having the best time ever, then they are suddenly YANKED back to Earth? They might not be too happy about it lol

That's a good point!

I know I'd be mad if I were in peaceful Heaven and were suddenly yanked back to Earth against my will!

But on the other hand, maybe the dead person ended up burning in Hell and would be relieved to be back on Earth and not burning anymore.

icecream · 04-07-2023, 01:40 PM

1. I get to pet every cat in the world without them biting or scratching. This includes big cats like lions and leopards.
2. Medical commercials remain permanently banned.
3. Hip hop and rap music were never invented.

03-26-2023, 01:24 AM	#1
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03-26-2023, 08:49 AM	#2
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	I'd wish to become a genie myself? (the power to do things myself, as opposed to wish for them) Otherwise on a more pedestrian level: 1. Wealth 2. Ability to time travel, at will. If I want to time travel to 1949 for the afternoon, and be back by dinner, then so be it. Then 1893 tomorrow, ...etc 3.To fully understand the UFO phenomenon, including detailed knowledge of extraterrestrial life forms, even if they have not been visiting here. The "who", the "where", and "why".
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03-26-2023, 02:14 PM	#3
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	3 Wishes from Me 1. People WAKE UP and smell what is going on in the world. 2. My damaged body from surgery is Reversed... 3. My daughter's 2 issues be Reversed, Foot Damage Reversed and Hearing Restored... That is IT... Wealth, I've got it and it's not the money thing....
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03-27-2023, 01:18 AM	#4
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,773	Three men are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says: “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The first says: “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my wife, and my life. I just want to go home.” Poof, he’s gone! Then the second says: “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my friends, my dog, and my life. I wish I could go home too.” Poof, he’s gone! The third man starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks: “My dear fellow, what’s wrong?” The man whimpers: “I wish my friends were still here.”

03-27-2023, 02:31 AM	#5
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,262	1. The ability to have infinite wisdom. 2. The ability to control the minds of others. 3. The ability to enter another body at my choosing. If I were to get bored with this one, then I can enter another one that is stronger than the last. With these three wishes, the world will eventually become mine since I control everyone and see/know everything.

03-27-2023, 07:05 AM	#6
TheLittleFaerie Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 15, 2017 Posts: 1,949	Would wishing to have magical powers like Samantha or Jeannie be ok, or would that be considered "more wishes"? I think in the Aladdin movie the rule was "no asking for more wishes", BUT the bad guy wished to be a powerful wizard, and that wish was granted.... It almost seems like that would fall into the category of "infinite wishes" he would just be able to grant them himself But anyway, I always said if I found a genie I would just ask to be a magical Witch type being like Samantha

03-27-2023, 02:30 PM	#7
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	So far No One wishes for World Peace..... Some wishes so far are bizzare as I see them.

03-29-2023, 05:01 AM	#12
TheLittleFaerie Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 15, 2017 Posts: 1,949

03-29-2023, 01:17 PM	#13
Yong Fang Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2009 Location: Memphis Tennessee Posts: 3,072	1. A Billion Dollars. 2. Be 20 years old again. 3. To never see, read or hear the term Tweet again.