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Yong Fang · 03-04-2023, 03:37 AM

That is the question.

I have been wanting to do this for many years to different people. Personal and famous. The White House. The CEO of Amazon. Oprah Winfrey. The options are endless and it would also include former employers and just people I hate in general. A gift from me to you.

What should one eat so it smells really bad when it arrives?

Babalu · 03-04-2023, 05:46 AM

And you wonder why you get banned from websites?

biffbronson · 03-04-2023, 06:23 AM

You'd never want to do something like that regarding the White House. Secret service agents would go to any lengths to trace the package back to you, you could find yourself arrested for sending potential pathogens through domestic USPS mail.

GentlemanJim · 03-04-2023, 09:11 AM

I'd imagine a key element would be, did you understand that what you were doing was "wrong" when you did it? (The Hillary e-mail server bit). And I doubt you;d stand a snowball's chance in heII convincing any jury that you believed doing so was the right thing to do....so there you go.

On top of that, you must understand that people that influential seldom open their own mail? Some poor clerk of assistant it going to be the one to process your donation, so you'll never achieve the effect you're striving for.

I'd be surprised if you could even get the address for any mailbox directly serviced by the CEO of any major organization......seriously

Caroline13 · 03-04-2023, 01:39 PM

OMG, never know what ridiculous topic pops up here....and those who even respond?????!!!!

Bonniegirl · 03-04-2023, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Caroline13

OMG, never know what ridiculous topic pops up here....

I have to agree with you on this one Caroline !

Bonniegirl · 03-04-2023, 01:47 PM

You know how sometimes you get a Christmas or Birthday present you don't like? You open it and think to yourself, what a sh*tty gift this is! Well this LITTERALLY would be a sh*tty pkg. !!!

03-04-2023, 03:37 AM	#1
Yong Fang Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2009 Location: Memphis Tennessee Posts: 3,072	Is it legal to defecate in a bag and mail it to someone? That is the question. I have been wanting to do this for many years to different people. Personal and famous. The White House. The CEO of Amazon. Oprah Winfrey. The options are endless and it would also include former employers and just people I hate in general. A gift from me to you. What should one eat so it smells really bad when it arrives?

03-04-2023, 05:46 AM	#2
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	And you wonder why you get banned from websites?
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03-04-2023, 09:11 AM	#4
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	I'd imagine a key element would be, did you understand that what you were doing was "wrong" when you did it? (The Hillary e-mail server bit). And I doubt you;d stand a snowball's chance in heII convincing any jury that you believed doing so was the right thing to do....so there you go. On top of that, you must understand that people that influential seldom open their own mail? Some poor clerk of assistant it going to be the one to process your donation, so you'll never achieve the effect you're striving for. I'd be surprised if you could even get the address for any mailbox directly serviced by the CEO of any major organization......seriously
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03-04-2023, 01:39 PM	#5
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	OMG, never know what ridiculous topic pops up here....and those who even respond?????!!!!
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03-04-2023, 06:23 AM	#3
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,595	You'd never want to do something like that regarding the White House. Secret service agents would go to any lengths to trace the package back to you, you could find yourself arrested for sending potential pathogens through domestic USPS mail.

03-04-2023, 01:47 PM	#7
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,073	You know how sometimes you get a Christmas or Birthday present you don't like? You open it and think to yourself, what a shtty gift this is! Well this LITTERALLY would be a shtty pkg. !!!