A Honeymooners Valentine’s Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Valentine’s Day:

(Ralph & Ed are walking down the street with Ralph carrying balloons saying “I Love U.”)

Ed: “Hey Ralph, it’s a long way home and I don’t think you want to walk in the sewer. How are we going to get home with that?”

Ralph: “Very simple Norton. We are taking a bus. I know that these balloons won’t fit so I will convince the bus driver to let me tie the balloon to the bus.”

Ed: “What happens if the balloon gets loose and flies away?”

Ralph: “Norton, I was a master at tying knots as a kid. I know how to do that. There is NO WAY the balloon is going to fly away.”

(The bus arrives. After a very long time of him trying to convince the driver which inconveniences everyone, he is finally allowed to tie the balloons.)

(They arrive at the building. Ralph sees that the U balloon flew away.)

Ed: “Master of tying knots huh? Oh boy Ralph, Alice is gonna be pretty upset.”

(Alice arrives.)

Alice: “Hi Ralph! Hi Ed!”

Ralph: “Huminahumina.”

(Alice looks at the balloons.)

Alice: “Ralph, thank you for the balloons. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Ralph: “Alice I had another balloon that was in the shape of the letter U but when I came home on the bus with all of these balloons attached, the U flew away.”

(Alice laughs. Ralph & Ed join in.)

Alice: “Ralph, I love you.”

Ralph: “Baby, you’re the greatest.”

(They hug and kiss.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)