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Camillian · 08-19-2002, 02:13 PM

If you know any good jokes can you post em'

West

Swimfan85 · 08-19-2002, 02:20 PM

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch

two peanuts walking down the street--one was assulted

why was tigger looking in the tolit?
he was trying to find Pooh

what has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo

I have some prist jokes but they may be to henious to say

Warm & Fuzzy · 08-20-2002, 12:26 PM

Click me!

Krisalicious · 08-20-2002, 06:27 PM

One day there were three girl best friends who all got married on the same day and rented rooms next to each other in the same hotel with their husbands for their honeymoons. That night, the cleaning lady came. She walked past the first girl's room and heard the girl say OW! She walked past he second girl's room and her the girl laughing. She walked past the third girl's room and didn't hear anything at all.

THE NEXT MORNING......
The next morning the cleaning lady saw the three girls and their husbands at the hotel's restauant eating breakfast. She went up to the first girl and asked her"why did you saw owww yesterday?" And the first girl replied "it hurt." The cleaning lady asked the second girl why she was laughing. The second girl said "it tickled." Then came the third girl. The cleaning lady asked her "Hey...i didn't hear anything from you at all!" And the third girl replied "my mother always told me to never talk with my mouth full."

Montana Ponine · 08-20-2002, 06:39 PM

There once was a scientist who was doing an experiment on a frog. He told the frog, "Jump." The frog jumped 4 feet. The scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with 4 legs jumps 4 feet."

He cut off one leg of the frog and told it "Jump." The frog jumped 3 feet. The scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with 3 -- 3 feet."

The scientist cut off another leg of the frog and told it, "Jump." and the frog jumped 2 feet. The scientist wrote, "A frog with 2 legs -- 2 feet."

He cut off yet another leg, and told it to jump. The frog jumped 1 foot. The scientist of course writes down, "A frog with 1 leg -- one foot."

He cut off the last leg and told the frog to jump again. The frog stood still. "Jump," demanded the scientist more firmly. The frog did nothing. "JUMP!!" Still nothing. So the scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with no feet -- deaf."

That was my joke, lol. If it didn't strike you as funny, sorry, but some people I tell find it hilarious but others just look at me oddly like "Okayyyyyyy..."

britt britt · 08-20-2002, 06:42 PM

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Where you left it! hahahahhahahahahahaa

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

cuz it had no guts! hahahahahahahahahaha

Hollow · 08-20-2002, 07:26 PM

no

britt britt · 08-20-2002, 08:08 PM

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

hehehe

Kay Scarpetta · 08-20-2002, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
One day there were three girl best friends who all got married on the same day and rented rooms next to each other in the same hotel with their husbands for their honeymoons. That night, the cleaning lady came. She walked past the first girl's room and heard the girl say OW! She walked past he second girl's room and her the girl laughing. She walked past the third girl's room and didn't hear anything at all.

THE NEXT MORNING......
The next morning the cleaning lady saw the three girls and their husbands at the hotel's restauant eating breakfast. She went up to the first girl and asked her"why did you saw owww yesterday?" And the first girl replied "it hurt." The cleaning lady asked the second girl why she was laughing. The second girl said "it tickled." Then came the third girl. The cleaning lady asked her "Hey...i didn't hear anything from you at all!" And the third girl replied "my mother always told me to never talk with my mouth full."

that's funny!!!!!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 08-21-2002, 02:21 PM

what's the difference between a hooker and bungee jumpiing???

Nothing...there both an expensive, one time experience, and if the rubber breaks...your dead!!

Swimfan85 · 08-23-2002, 04:00 PM

amanda that was greaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pontoon · 08-23-2002, 07:11 PM

...cross the road?

pontoon

skyforge · 08-24-2002, 03:48 AM

A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head and the bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?"

The frog says "It just started out as a little bump on my butt."

pontoon · 08-24-2002, 02:13 PM

the 'Shell' station!

pontoon

Hollow · 08-24-2002, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pontoon
...cross the road?

pontoon

Ur avatars scary.

08-19-2002, 02:13 PM	#1
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08-20-2002, 12:26 PM	#3
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08-20-2002, 06:42 PM	#6
britt britt Catherine O'Hara Senior Member Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 Location: canada Posts: 2,690	Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Where you left it! hahahahhahahahahahaa Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? cuz it had no guts! hahahahahahahahahaha
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08-21-2002, 02:21 PM	#10
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	what's the difference between a hooker and bungee jumpiing??? Nothing...there both an expensive, one time experience, and if the rubber breaks...your dead!!
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08-23-2002, 07:11 PM	#12
pontoon ~~VOTE GOAT!~~ Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2002 Location: Ba-a-a-a-a-ck at work. Posts: 219	Why did the turtle... ...cross the road? pontoon

08-19-2002, 02:20 PM	#2
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	A guy walks into a bar and says ouch two peanuts walking down the street--one was assulted why was tigger looking in the tolit? he was trying to find Pooh what has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo I have some prist jokes but they may be to henious to say

08-20-2002, 06:27 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	One day there were three girl best friends who all got married on the same day and rented rooms next to each other in the same hotel with their husbands for their honeymoons. That night, the cleaning lady came. She walked past the first girl's room and heard the girl say OW! She walked past he second girl's room and her the girl laughing. She walked past the third girl's room and didn't hear anything at all. THE NEXT MORNING...... The next morning the cleaning lady saw the three girls and their husbands at the hotel's restauant eating breakfast. She went up to the first girl and asked her"why did you saw owww yesterday?" And the first girl replied "it hurt." The cleaning lady asked the second girl why she was laughing. The second girl said "it tickled." Then came the third girl. The cleaning lady asked her "Hey...i didn't hear anything from you at all!" And the third girl replied "my mother always told me to never talk with my mouth full."

08-20-2002, 06:39 PM	#5
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	There once was a scientist who was doing an experiment on a frog. He told the frog, "Jump." The frog jumped 4 feet. The scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with 4 legs jumps 4 feet." He cut off one leg of the frog and told it "Jump." The frog jumped 3 feet. The scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with 3 -- 3 feet." The scientist cut off another leg of the frog and told it, "Jump." and the frog jumped 2 feet. The scientist wrote, "A frog with 2 legs -- 2 feet." He cut off yet another leg, and told it to jump. The frog jumped 1 foot. The scientist of course writes down, "A frog with 1 leg -- one foot." He cut off the last leg and told the frog to jump again. The frog stood still. "Jump," demanded the scientist more firmly. The frog did nothing. "JUMP!!" Still nothing. So the scientist wrote down in his book, "A frog with no feet -- deaf." That was my joke, lol. If it didn't strike you as funny, sorry, but some people I tell find it hilarious but others just look at me oddly like "Okayyyyyyy..."

08-20-2002, 07:26 PM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	no

08-20-2002, 08:08 PM	#8
britt britt Catherine O'Hara Senior Member Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 Location: canada Posts: 2,690	Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. "Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third. hehehe

08-23-2002, 04:00 PM	#11
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	amanda that was greaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-24-2002, 03:48 AM	#13
skyforge Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Location: Tucson Posts: 27	A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head and the bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The frog says "It just started out as a little bump on my butt."

08-24-2002, 02:13 PM	#14
pontoon ~~VOTE GOAT!~~ Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2002 Location: Ba-a-a-a-a-ck at work. Posts: 219	To get to... the 'Shell' station! pontoon