Ralph Kramden, a NY NFL fan? (Part 2)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Philadelphia Eagles won the NFC Divisional Playoffs by beating the NY Giants 38-7.)

(Ralph just watched the game in the Kramden apartment. Alice comes by.)

Alice: "Did your Giants win?"

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "38 points to 7."

Ed: "38 pernts. That wasn't a blitz. That was a bloutz."

Ralph: "I so wanted the Giants to advance."

Ed: "I wanted the Giants to win and have their playoff game be shown on Nickelodeon like they did the last two years."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Why would you want that?"

Ed: "Well, with all of that slime it makes me feel like a kid."

Ralph: "That figures. You are always acting like one."

Ed: "With all the slime coming out of those pipes, reminds me of the sewer as well."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, now we are going to have to have a Super Bowl without a NY team. How are we going to survive?"

Ed: "I wonder how YOU survive eating all of that food?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)