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TVFactFan · 08-18-2002, 02:58 AM

the two episodes were when Al and Steve tooking the little boys camping and the other episode was when Al and Steve went to the hair club for men. There is no episodes with jefferson that i would consider a classic.

Fonzarelli · 08-21-2002, 08:43 AM

I would consider 'Peggy and pirates' as a classic as well. Peggy is reading a pirate-story to Seven and dreams she is Princess Scarlett and Jefferson (!) is Prince Paco the Magnificent. Scarlett is being captured by Captain Courage (Al), but when Paco wants to rescue her, he's attracted more by the cabinboy/girl (Marcy). Then they get all captured by Rubio the Cruel (Steve) and Scarlett has to duell with Rubio. She loses, but I don't remember how they eventually get free...

Anyone?

TVFactFan · 08-21-2002, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Fonzarelli
I would consider 'Peggy and pirates' as a classic as well. Peggy is reading a pirate-story to Seven and dreams she is Princess Scarlett and Jefferson (!) is Prince Paco the Magnificent. Scarlett is being captured by Captain Courage (Al), but when Paco wants to rescue her, he's attracted more by the cabinboy/girl (Marcy). Then they get all captured by Rubio the Cruel (Steve) and Scarlett has to duell with Rubio. She loses, but I don't remember how they eventually get free...

Anyone?

That particular episode was a little weak-it's not worth taping

Jimbo · 08-27-2002, 06:38 PM

My favorite episodes tend to be those in which Al gives a speech. Two that come to mind:

The "Jim Jupiter" episode in which Peggy wins the services of a local T.V. exercise show host, Jim Jupiter, "The Healthiest Man in Chicago". Jim spends a week with Peggy, determined to convince her of the benefits of exercise and proper diet. Instead, Peggy soon has Jim sitting with her on the sofa, eating bon-bons and watching Oprah. Shortly afterward, Jim keels over and dies on the air while doing his show. Peggy blames herself. Al makes a great speech at the end extolling the virtues of the lowly cockroach, and how we should all emulate the eating habits of this noble insect, rather than render ourselves obsolete as Jim did through his "healthy" lifestyle.

I also enjoyed the "election" episode, where the Bundy family is mobilized into political activism when the city council proposes a tax on beer. After the tax is initially passed, Al makes a stirring street corner speech, in which he inspires thousands to riot until the tax is repealed.

Adam the Great · 09-25-2002, 11:29 PM

The episode "How Green Was My Apple Episode" was a classic. That was the one, which guest starred Danny Bonaduce, Dave Madden, and Gary Coleman. When Gary said to Al "Whatu talkin About Bundy" it was hilarious.

Adam the Great · 09-25-2002, 11:37 PM

Another fabulous episode was when Kelly sung the song "Fever" in a red dress. That episode was entitled "Can't Dance, Don't Ask me".

TVFactFan · 09-26-2002, 12:55 AM

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Another fabulous episode was when Kelly sung the song "Fever" in a red dress. That episode was entitled "Can't Dance, Don't Ask me".

I think that is the episode when she had to tap dance in order to stay in school.

TVFactFan · 09-26-2002, 01:01 AM

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The episode "How Green Was My Apple Episode" was a classic. That was the one, which guest starred Danny Bonaduce, Dave Madden, and Gary Coleman. When Gary said to Al "Whatu talkin About Bundy" it was hilarious.

Yes i like that episode-the one when Al and jefferson are fighting about property space. The tree branch was suppose to be hanging in jeffeson's yard or vice versa. How bout this funny scene in that episode

Al is about the to cut the wire over his yard

Marcy: Hey Hey-that's our phone line

Al: it's on my property

And then the wire falls in the swimming pool and Marcy gets shocked.

Ericguy · 10-16-2002, 01:43 PM

First, there in no episode from beyond season five that even remotely qualify as a classic, and surely none with that brat seven...UGH. The two best, and its very hard to pick, I would have to say are Labor Day barbacue where they eat Marcie's dead aunts ashes, and the one where Al tries to return an old library book from thirty years ago and tells off the librarain because Al actually wins in that one. Best quotes from

Labor Day

Steve: Marcie and I never eat red meat. Would you mind cooking up this salmon I brought?

Al: Sure thing buddy. (flings fish over the fence) No fish will ever touch my grill!

Library book

Al: I returned the book

Degrut: Thats impossible I would have remembered if you did

Al: You weren't here

Degrut: I'm always here

Al: Not that day. That was the day of the big hostess cake heist. You were rounded up for questioning.

I still roll just thinking about it!

xxspedxx · 12-05-2003, 12:10 AM

My two fav. eppisodes is when Al and No Ma'am are putting the sattelite on Al's roof, and they keep falling off. Every time one of them fell of I was brought to tears from laughing so hard, and I also liked the eppisode where No Ma'am was trying to save Psychodad.

TVFactFan · 12-07-2003, 11:38 PM

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My two fav. eppisodes is when Al and No Ma'am are putting the sattelite on Al's roof, and they keep falling off. Every time one of them fell of I was brought to tears from laughing so hard, and I also liked the eppisode where No Ma'am was trying to save Psychodad.

Yeah that 2-part episode when No Maam was trying to save Psycho Dad was very entertaining.

Chain Gang Member · 12-08-2003, 08:04 PM

Two episodes I liked were How green was my apple and the one with the big storm.I liked when Kelly said "I won't go until I get Lucky" then Jefferson said "That'll take about 3 seconds."

Tuesday Weld · 12-08-2003, 08:21 PM

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My two fav. eppisodes is when Al and No Ma'am are putting the sattelite on Al's roof, and they keep falling off. Every time one of them fell of I was brought to tears from laughing so hard, and I also liked the eppisode where No Ma'am was trying to save Psychodad.

Those are funny and I also like the one where No Maam forms a church and Al is the preacher.

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dlemond · 12-11-2003, 05:25 PM

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Library book

Al: I returned the book

Degrut: Thats impossible I would have remembered if you did

Al: You weren't here

Degrut: I'm always here

Al: Not that day. That was the day of the big hostess cake heist. You were rounded up for questioning.

That is one of my favorite episodes.

Degrut: Make a promise, keep a promise.

Young Al: Yeah, yeah. Bake a pie, eat a pie.

Classic.

08-18-2002, 02:58 AM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,057	The two greatest Married with Children episodes are the two episodes were when Al and Steve tooking the little boys camping and the other episode was when Al and Steve went to the hair club for men. There is no episodes with jefferson that i would consider a classic.

08-21-2002, 08:43 AM	#2
Fonzarelli Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 19, 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,996	I would consider 'Peggy and pirates' as a classic as well. Peggy is reading a pirate-story to Seven and dreams she is Princess Scarlett and Jefferson (!) is Prince Paco the Magnificent. Scarlett is being captured by Captain Courage (Al), but when Paco wants to rescue her, he's attracted more by the cabinboy/girl (Marcy). Then they get all captured by Rubio the Cruel (Steve) and Scarlett has to duell with Rubio. She loses, but I don't remember how they eventually get free... Anyone?
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08-27-2002, 06:38 PM	#4
Jimbo Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 29, 2001 Location: United States of America-One Nation UNDER GOD! Posts: 471	My favorite episodes tend to be those in which Al gives a speech. Two that come to mind: The "Jim Jupiter" episode in which Peggy wins the services of a local T.V. exercise show host, Jim Jupiter, "The Healthiest Man in Chicago". Jim spends a week with Peggy, determined to convince her of the benefits of exercise and proper diet. Instead, Peggy soon has Jim sitting with her on the sofa, eating bon-bons and watching Oprah. Shortly afterward, Jim keels over and dies on the air while doing his show. Peggy blames herself. Al makes a great speech at the end extolling the virtues of the lowly cockroach, and how we should all emulate the eating habits of this noble insect, rather than render ourselves obsolete as Jim did through his "healthy" lifestyle. I also enjoyed the "election" episode, where the Bundy family is mobilized into political activism when the city council proposes a tax on beer. After the tax is initially passed, Al makes a stirring street corner speech, in which he inspires thousands to riot until the tax is repealed.

09-25-2002, 11:29 PM	#5
Adam the Great Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 144	The episode "How Green Was My Apple Episode" was a classic. That was the one, which guest starred Danny Bonaduce, Dave Madden, and Gary Coleman. When Gary said to Al "Whatu talkin About Bundy" it was hilarious.

09-25-2002, 11:37 PM	#6
Adam the Great Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 144	Another fabulous episode was when Kelly sung the song "Fever" in a red dress. That episode was entitled "Can't Dance, Don't Ask me".

10-16-2002, 01:43 PM	#9
Ericguy Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 09, 2002 Posts: 185	First, there in no episode from beyond season five that even remotely qualify as a classic, and surely none with that brat seven...UGH. The two best, and its very hard to pick, I would have to say are Labor Day barbacue where they eat Marcie's dead aunts ashes, and the one where Al tries to return an old library book from thirty years ago and tells off the librarain because Al actually wins in that one. Best quotes from Labor Day Steve: Marcie and I never eat red meat. Would you mind cooking up this salmon I brought? Al: Sure thing buddy. (flings fish over the fence) No fish will ever touch my grill! Library book Al: I returned the book Degrut: Thats impossible I would have remembered if you did Al: You weren't here Degrut: I'm always here Al: Not that day. That was the day of the big hostess cake heist. You were rounded up for questioning. I still roll just thinking about it!

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