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Czas na Zywiec · 08-17-2002, 04:09 PM

LOL I just got this in an e-mail and I can say that these are some of the worst pick-up lines I've heard, LOL!

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HORRIBLE PICK UP LINES!

(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be ********, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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Babes_Cat · 08-17-2002, 04:23 PM

nvm...

Babes_Cat · 08-17-2002, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

OMG!

Chris, those are horrible!

Kristina · 08-17-2002, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

LMAO

Czas na Zywiec · 08-17-2002, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl

OMG!

Chris, those are horrible!

Tell me about it! That's what I thought when I frist read it. So I decided to share it with all of you. LOL

Mossopp · 08-17-2002, 05:21 PM

Here's my favourite:

"That dress looks great on you......but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"

I've never actually used that one but I expect that the best thing I could expect from it would be a slap in the face!

Ewan's My Man · 08-17-2002, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

Sick minds

TJL · 08-17-2002, 05:40 PM

One of my personal favoites:

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

InspectorExstead · 08-17-2002, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

that's my fav. lol.

Titania · 08-17-2002, 06:15 PM

those are awful!!

heres some of my favorites...

~Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
~It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
~Are we related? Do you want to be?
~Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
~I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
~I have only three months to live...
~Her: You look like my third husband.
Him: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Her: Twice.

Kay Scarpetta · 08-17-2002, 06:45 PM

I got all those in an e-mail before..

vienna waits · 08-17-2002, 06:47 PM

i need to use a few of those

Babes_Cat · 08-17-2002, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootieismyfav
i need to use a few of those

if you used them on me I'd slap you. I dunno about your "new" girl though.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 08-17-2002, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

Wow that reminds me of Kristen....*hacks* nevermind. LOL.

I got some

1- You smell better than fresh sod.
2- I once sucked on a crayola marker.
3- You have nice nostrils.
4- You're hotter that a penguin on a Texas parking lot.

vienna waits · 08-17-2002, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl

if you used them on me I'd slap you. I dunno about your "new" girl though.

LOL i might use them on you just to get an "ummmmm NO!" for old times sake.

08-17-2002, 04:09 PM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Horrible Pick-Up Lines... LOL I just got this in an e-mail and I can say that these are some of the worst pick-up lines I've heard, LOL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HORRIBLE PICK UP LINES! (1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? (2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. (3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out. (4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven. (5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them? (6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? (7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! (8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (9) Your parents must be *******, because you are special. (10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me. (11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful. (12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~

08-17-2002, 04:23 PM	#2
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08-17-2002, 05:21 PM	#6
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08-17-2002, 06:15 PM	#10
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	those are awful!! heres some of my favorites... ~Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! ~It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. ~Are we related? Do you want to be? ~Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! ~I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. ~I have only three months to live... ~Her: You look like my third husband. Him: Oh, how many time have you been married? Her: Twice.
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08-17-2002, 06:45 PM	#11
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08-17-2002, 06:47 PM	#12
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