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Hollow · 08-16-2002, 07:52 PM

This was in the book of lists for kids.. these were actually turned in

-Dear school: please eckuse john for been absent january 28, 29, 30, 32, and 33.

-Chris has an acre on his side.

-John has been absent because he had two teeth taked out of his face.

-Please excuse gloria. She is been sick and under the doctor.

-My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

-Lily was absent from school yesterday as she had a going over.

-Please excuse joey friday. He had loose vowels.

-Please excuse blanche from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hut in the growing part.

-Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

InspectorExstead · 08-16-2002, 08:34 PM

lol.

Georgia's on my Mind · 08-16-2002, 08:47 PM

Hahaha

DarleneIllyria · 08-16-2002, 09:42 PM

I've read that before and I still lmao at it. You left the really good one out though. Okay, just pretend the dashes in the front and back of the word is a strikeout.

Please excuse little Johnny from school yesterday, he had -diah- -dihrea- the s h i t s.

Warm & Fuzzy · 08-16-2002, 09:53 PM

I remember last year, everyone would want to skip Physcial Education 'cause we'd have to run six laps, do push ups, stretches, sit ups, etc, lol... 10-20 people would be excused every week due to cramps from the week before, LOL.

Kay Scarpetta · 08-16-2002, 10:02 PM

Plata · 08-16-2002, 10:17 PM

Those are so funny! (laughing out loud)

TibbyTibby2 · 08-16-2002, 10:22 PM

moohaha

Ewan's My Man · 08-16-2002, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~°~RockAngel89~°~
-My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

-Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

These made me laugh the hardest. Those are great!

Swimfan85 · 08-16-2002, 11:22 PM

funness

*Marilyn Monroe* · 08-16-2002, 11:28 PM

The last one was the funniest to me! lol

Notorious · 08-17-2002, 12:59 AM

um...ha

XoVanillaRain90oX · 08-17-2002, 10:05 AM

*Please excuse Jimmy for being it was his fathers fault* LMAO!

britt britt · 08-17-2002, 12:44 PM

Jordan · 08-17-2002, 02:36 PM

Muwahahahahaha!

08-16-2002, 07:52 PM	#1
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	Excuses for skipping school [these are funny] This was in the book of lists for kids.. these were actually turned in -Dear school: please eckuse john for been absent january 28, 29, 30, 32, and 33. -Chris has an acre on his side. -John has been absent because he had two teeth taked out of his face. -Please excuse gloria. She is been sick and under the doctor. -My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him. -Lily was absent from school yesterday as she had a going over. -Please excuse joey friday. He had loose vowels. -Please excuse blanche from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip. -Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hut in the growing part. -Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

08-16-2002, 08:34 PM	#2
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08-16-2002, 09:42 PM	#4
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	I've read that before and I still lmao at it. You left the really good one out though. Okay, just pretend the dashes in the front and back of the word is a strikeout. Please excuse little Johnny from school yesterday, he had -diah- -dihrea- the s h i t s.
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08-16-2002, 09:53 PM	#5
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	I remember last year, everyone would want to skip Physcial Education 'cause we'd have to run six laps, do push ups, stretches, sit ups, etc, lol... 10-20 people would be excused every week due to cramps from the week before, LOL.
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08-16-2002, 08:47 PM	#3
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08-16-2002, 10:17 PM	#7
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08-16-2002, 10:22 PM	#8
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08-16-2002, 11:22 PM	#10
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08-16-2002, 11:28 PM	#11
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08-17-2002, 12:59 AM	#12
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08-17-2002, 10:05 AM	#13
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