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Old 08-16-2002, 07:27 PM   #1
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Just got this through email. I'm not sure if this has already been posted before, but here goes: Don't cheat.


> > > > What ever u do, don`t
> > > > cheat...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > CHINESE HOROSCOPE
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU
> > > > PROSPERITY
> > > > AND GOOD FORTUNE
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > CHINESE NEW YEAR
> > > > FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT
> > > > CHEAT OR IT WON`T WORK AND
> > > > YOU WILL
> > > > WISH YOU HADN`T.
> > > >
> > > > TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE
> > > > 10
> > > > MINUTES AFTER THEY READ
> > > > THE EMAIL. BUT NO CHEATING !!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > DON`T READ AHEAD JUST DO IT.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A
> > > > TRY
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > FIRST GET PEN AND PAPER
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > WHEN YOU FINALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE
> > > > SURE IT`S PEOPLE
> > > >
> > > > YOU ACTUALLY KNOW,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND GO
> > > > WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME -
> > > > DON`T READ AHEAD
> > > > OR YOU`LL RUIN THE FUN.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1. FIRST, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A
> > > > COLUMN
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 2. THEN, BESIDE
> > > > NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2
> > > > NUMBERS YOU WANT.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 3. BESIDES THE 3 AND 7,
> > > > WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF
> > > > MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE
> > > > SEX.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > DON`T LOOK AHEAD OR IT WON`T
> > > > TURN OUT RIGHT
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 4.
> > > > WRITE ANYONE`S NAME ( LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY
> > > > .....)
> > > > IN THE 4TH, 5TH, AND
> > > > 6TH SPOT.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > DON`T CHEAT OR
> > > > YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG
> > > > TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, AND 11
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 6. FINALLY
> > > > MAKE A WISH
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND THERE IS
> > > > THE KEY OF THE GAME
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1. YOU MUST
> > > > TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE
> > > > ABOUT THIS GAME.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 2.
> > > > THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 3. THE PERSON
> > > > IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN`T WORK
> > > > OUT
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 4. YOU CARE
> > > > MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 5. THE PERSON YOU
> > > > NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
> > > > KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY
> > > > STAR
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES
> > > > WITH
> > > > THE
> > > > PERSON IN NUMBER 3
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS
> > > > THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 9. THE 10TH SPACE IS
> > > > THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST
> > > > ABOUT YOUR MIND
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 10. AND
> > > > 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
> > > > LIFE
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > SEND
> > > > THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR YOU READ
> > > > THIS.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > IF YOU DO, YOUR
> > > > WISH WILL COME TRUE.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > IF YOU DON`T IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BLOODY STRANGE BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
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There is no way in Hell I love the person in column three!

They were right about the person in column seven though...

Creepy...
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You know what's crazy? Most of them are true..
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There is no way in Hell I love the person in column three!

They were right about the person in column seven though...

Creepy...
It is pretty creepy. You know that last question about the song title that describes how you feel about life, I chose 'Are You Lonesome Tonight' that fit. It is creepy.
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Old 08-16-2002, 09:41 PM   #5
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Holy Hell.

LOL the song for what tells most about my mind was Around the world, causeI really wanna travel, and teh one how I feel about life was Amnesia. "Do you suffer form long term memory loss? I don't remember....... Freaky.

I don't know about my frined and the song said was her match "Bohemian Rhapsody. It'd be like opposite for her. But I think #3 and #7 should both be 7. 3 was way off. So was 5, but 4 and 6 were pretty much okay. LOL look at me ramble on and on.
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Whoa....weird..most of that's troo. Neato frito.
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The 4, 5, 6, got mixed up. The person I care most about was put in number 6... hm.

And no I don't love number 3... ew.

And the song on my life was true... "Lonely Girl"... odd.

All in all, most were right
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You know what freaks me out even more For the song that makes me feel bout life, I was about to put "Irish Drinking Song" by Less than Jake. We drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight. Hah!
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It is pretty creepy. You know that last question about the song title that describes how you feel about life, I chose 'Are You Lonesome Tonight' that fit. It is creepy.
Yes...
The song I had was entitled "I can't stand it"

I know I'm a pretty negative person, but I don't want to think my outlook on life is based on that song title...
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I'm afraid that didn't work for me at all!
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I am in luv.. (not love) w/ the person in number three. And I put the song "Cry" in space number eight... I hope thats not true! LOL that songs sad. Person number five doesnt know me the best tho.
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I'm confused.. lol. Okay, I put 1 in space 2, so it says I'm supposed to tell 1 person about it, but send it to 10 people? Isn't that like the same thing?
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i put the number .00007 in space 2 so how am i suposed to tell .00007 people. And non of the things were right.
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Wait, I dated two girls with the name I put in space 3.

Which one am I in love with?

Damn Chinese Horoscope! Now I'm more screwed up than ever!

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