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Yong Fang · 12-05-2022, 01:23 PM

In the 1990's, I was a card dealer at Horseshoe Casino in Tunica, Missisippi. It was in the Delta. I worked the so called "swing shift" and got off work at 4 AM.

One night and this was in summer, I worked my whole shift. The building to me was hot, and I had to wear a long sleeve shirt and a vest, and spitting out cards all night, I was uncormfortably hot. I wasnt dying, but it was just hot. Maybe I joked I wanted to drive home naked to see what it was like. I thought about it for a few weeks and said "Screw it, Im doing it."

So one night when I got off of shift at 4 am, I did just that. Stripped out of my clothes including my socks and drove home completely ass naked. Now the drive was in the middle of the Mississippi Delta with no people and I lived about a fifteen minute drive from my employment.

I thought it would have been somehow a freeing experince, but in the end, if was just me driving home, completely naked. But I can say to my grave that I drove naked. I was sober and was not pulled over. I dont know even what I did is illegal. If I got pulled over, it would have been the middle of nowhere and wouldnt have been "indecent exposure" unless the cop wrote it as such. But I came home, no problem. I have never drove naked again. Dont want to. I thought it would have been "an experience". Nope, it was just me driving naked.

I had a friend in college who met a girl and thought he was going to get laid, but for whatever reason, the girl got him to get naked an go into the bathroom and she stole his clothes and left. So he is naked in a college town with no family to get him new clothes so I suppose he drove home naked and somehow got into his residence without being seen.

Does anyone else have any naked experinces? No sex, just you...naked.

GentlemanJim · 12-05-2022, 02:02 PM

I had this insane Siamese cat that I posted about earlier. And the next door neighbor owned a female Siamese AND a Black male cat that was the mortal enemy of my Siamese.

No air conditioning back then, so front door is open, full screen in the storm door. Mid afternoon, and I decide to take a shower.

Just before I slip into the tub, I hear this surreal groaning and growling, and walk to the living room to investigate. Home alone so no towel or robe.

The two male cats are hanging from the screen face to face, mine on the inside and the black one outside, just screaming away at each other.

So,I grab a news paper and swat my cat away from the screen so I could close the door.

Crazy look in the cat's eyes, I had made a serious lapse of judgement. He mauled my naked loins. Bit a thumbnail sized chunk of flesh out of my thigh....and clawed just about everything else. Thankfully neglecting my most tender parts.

But man, I looked like I had been run over by a lawn mower.

Caroline13 · 12-05-2022, 02:09 PM

It's really not strange, but NOT done by MOST of the popuation.

Not far from my home there is a Nudist camp called Elysium Fields, and I think it's closed now but not sure.

https://aanrwest.org/component/conte...d=2&Itemid=101

I wanted to push myself to TRY new things and went to the Fields maybe 6 times or so....they had buffet dinners once a week and it was potluck as I recall and it was my first experience. It was GOOD.

Then years later I attended some nude beaches and even got a bf to go, he had a hard time making that plunge, but was glad he did. Interesting times....

GentlemanJim · 12-05-2022, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Caroline13

Not far from my home there is a Nudist camp called Elysium Fields, ..

Ever spend any time at the Esalen Institute? I spent a weekend there once as a guest

Adamantium · 12-05-2022, 02:25 PM

This happened a few years ago when I was in my mid-30s. I went on a vacation by myself. No real plans, just drive around and stay in motels. The first motel I went to, I went into the lobby and checked in. I saw this really cute woman who was the maid. We both smiled at one another. The woman at the desk was also cute (but not as cute as the maid in my opinion). Anyway, I got up to my room and immediately stripped down. I’m just more comfortable naked. So, when I’m home or alone in a motel, I’m naked. I hate to shatter people’s illusions, lol, but I’m relatively ugly and am overweight. So, don’t picture some good-looking guy with six pack abs (those who are Facebook friends know what I look like). While I’m in my room, I heard a knock at the door. I forget what she said but I knew it was the maid. I figured maybe she didn’t know my room was occupied and was coming to clean it. I said “Yes,” thinking that would let her know someone was in there. Next thing I know, the door opened and it’s that cute maid. She looked at me, (her eyes went RIGHT to my, well, you know) said “I’m sorry!” and then left the room. I rushed to put clothes on when I noticed she was next door. I went outside to her and I apologized for her seeing what she saw. She explained to me that my neighbor called for room service but gave her my room number instead of his. Little did she know when she smiled at me just minutes before in the lobby, she’d end up seeing me buck naked.

I’m not shy about my body. I even post nudes of myself on a website (face and all). Despite that, I haven’t had too many naked adventures happen in real life, so that one was quite thrilling. The next morning, I went to the lobby to check out and the woman at the desk had a smirk the whole time. I assume the maid told her what happened, lol.

Caroline13 · 12-05-2022, 03:01 PM

We are born nude and spend our lives covering up. A big bunch of Prudes.

Adamantium · 12-05-2022, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Caroline13

We are born nude and spend our lives covering up. A big bunch of Prudes.

Yes, I don't get it. I love being nude.

I had a couple more stories but they kind of veered more towards the naughty and I didn't think they were appropriate for this message board.

12-05-2022, 01:23 PM	#1
Yong Fang Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2009 Location: Memphis Tennessee Posts: 3,073	Strangest thing you ever did naked In the 1990's, I was a card dealer at Horseshoe Casino in Tunica, Missisippi. It was in the Delta. I worked the so called "swing shift" and got off work at 4 AM. One night and this was in summer, I worked my whole shift. The building to me was hot, and I had to wear a long sleeve shirt and a vest, and spitting out cards all night, I was uncormfortably hot. I wasnt dying, but it was just hot. Maybe I joked I wanted to drive home naked to see what it was like. I thought about it for a few weeks and said "Screw it, Im doing it." So one night when I got off of shift at 4 am, I did just that. Stripped out of my clothes including my socks and drove home completely ass naked. Now the drive was in the middle of the Mississippi Delta with no people and I lived about a fifteen minute drive from my employment. I thought it would have been somehow a freeing experince, but in the end, if was just me driving home, completely naked. But I can say to my grave that I drove naked. I was sober and was not pulled over. I dont know even what I did is illegal. If I got pulled over, it would have been the middle of nowhere and wouldnt have been "indecent exposure" unless the cop wrote it as such. But I came home, no problem. I have never drove naked again. Dont want to. I thought it would have been "an experience". Nope, it was just me driving naked. I had a friend in college who met a girl and thought he was going to get laid, but for whatever reason, the girl got him to get naked an go into the bathroom and she stole his clothes and left. So he is naked in a college town with no family to get him new clothes so I suppose he drove home naked and somehow got into his residence without being seen. Does anyone else have any naked experinces? No sex, just you...naked.

12-05-2022, 02:02 PM	#2
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	I had this insane Siamese cat that I posted about earlier. And the next door neighbor owned a female Siamese AND a Black male cat that was the mortal enemy of my Siamese. No air conditioning back then, so front door is open, full screen in the storm door. Mid afternoon, and I decide to take a shower. Just before I slip into the tub, I hear this surreal groaning and growling, and walk to the living room to investigate. Home alone so no towel or robe. The two male cats are hanging from the screen face to face, mine on the inside and the black one outside, just screaming away at each other. So,I grab a news paper and swat my cat away from the screen so I could close the door. Crazy look in the cat's eyes, I had made a serious lapse of judgement. He mauled my naked loins. Bit a thumbnail sized chunk of flesh out of my thigh....and clawed just about everything else. Thankfully neglecting my most tender parts. But man, I looked like I had been run over by a lawn mower.
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12-05-2022, 02:09 PM	#3
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	It's really not strange, but NOT done by MOST of the popuation. Not far from my home there is a Nudist camp called Elysium Fields, and I think it's closed now but not sure. https://aanrwest.org/component/conte...d=2&Itemid=101 I wanted to push myself to TRY new things and went to the Fields maybe 6 times or so....they had buffet dinners once a week and it was potluck as I recall and it was my first experience. It was GOOD. Then years later I attended some nude beaches and even got a bf to go, he had a hard time making that plunge, but was glad he did. Interesting times....
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12-05-2022, 02:25 PM	#5
Adamantium TVAdam No More Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 11, 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 7,839	This happened a few years ago when I was in my mid-30s. I went on a vacation by myself. No real plans, just drive around and stay in motels. The first motel I went to, I went into the lobby and checked in. I saw this really cute woman who was the maid. We both smiled at one another. The woman at the desk was also cute (but not as cute as the maid in my opinion). Anyway, I got up to my room and immediately stripped down. I’m just more comfortable naked. So, when I’m home or alone in a motel, I’m naked. I hate to shatter people’s illusions, lol, but I’m relatively ugly and am overweight. So, don’t picture some good-looking guy with six pack abs (those who are Facebook friends know what I look like). While I’m in my room, I heard a knock at the door. I forget what she said but I knew it was the maid. I figured maybe she didn’t know my room was occupied and was coming to clean it. I said “Yes,” thinking that would let her know someone was in there. Next thing I know, the door opened and it’s that cute maid. She looked at me, (her eyes went RIGHT to my, well, you know) said “I’m sorry!” and then left the room. I rushed to put clothes on when I noticed she was next door. I went outside to her and I apologized for her seeing what she saw. She explained to me that my neighbor called for room service but gave her my room number instead of his. Little did she know when she smiled at me just minutes before in the lobby, she’d end up seeing me buck naked. I’m not shy about my body. I even post nudes of myself on a website (face and all). Despite that, I haven’t had too many naked adventures happen in real life, so that one was quite thrilling. The next morning, I went to the lobby to check out and the woman at the desk had a smirk the whole time. I assume the maid told her what happened, lol.

12-05-2022, 03:01 PM	#6
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	We are born nude and spend our lives covering up. A big bunch of Prudes.