The Honeymooners gang returns from Spain:

[Frank Gannucci]

The Honeymooners gang returns from Spain:

(The wives arrive into the Kramden apartment.)

Trixie: “What a wedding.”

Alice: “Until the reception. I never been so embarrassed for our husbands because they were so drunk, they fell into the pool with their tuxedos on.”

Ralph (from hallway, yells): “GO AHEAD GARRITY! LAUGH AT US! THOSE TUXEDOS THAT YOU SAW ME AND NORTON WEAR ON FACEBOOK, DID NOT COME FROM AN UNDERTAKER.”

Garrity (from hallway, yells): “YOU TWO GOT SO DRUNK, YOU FELL INTO THE POOL. HAHAHAHA!”

Ralph (from hallway, yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”

(The boys enter.)

Ed: “Boy, I never thought I would want to not be wet. I bet you got so embarrassed Ralph. You looked like a beached WHALE/PENGUIN.”

Ralph (yells): “OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON! OKAY, EVERYONE I HAD TO HEAR IT ALL FLIGHT FROM EVERYONE HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT I WAS ESPECIALLY FROM ALICE’S MOM.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: “Don’t tempt me Norton.”

Alice: “You did cut a mean rug on the dance floor Ralph before you fell.”

Ralph: “Yes, I did.”

Ed: “It’s too bad that your night got all wet.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEET OUT!”

(The Norton’s leave.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the best. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Criwd cheers.)