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Jordan · 08-10-2002, 10:27 PM

I was at Target with my Grandma today and she said two things I never imagined (nor ever wanted to imagine) her saying:

She was modeling an outfit in front of a mirror and said, "Oooooh, this is sexy!"

Then she looked down and said, "Ooooh, my bra is showing!"

LOL, I love my Grandma -- she makes me laugh!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 08-10-2002, 10:31 PM

Well, my grandma is evil. She says funny stuff sometimes, but for the most part...*gags*

vienna waits · 08-10-2002, 10:37 PM

ive got some gross ones... lol

Montana Ponine · 08-10-2002, 10:51 PM

Swimfan85 · 08-10-2002, 11:22 PM

that guys a hottie!!!

AngelFromMontgomery · 08-10-2002, 11:24 PM

I've never heard my grandma say this but I can imagine this would be pretty bad...
Grandpa and I are gonna be alone right now, don't come upstairs for at least 15 minutes.

Carmen_Epstein · 08-10-2002, 11:35 PM

Oooh that's pretty bad. I can't think of anything worse than that. Not right now. I really can't process anything after reading that.

Will and Grace Fanatic · 08-10-2002, 11:50 PM

I've never heard my grandma say anything like that. She does swear every so often. But that doesn't bother me, I swear once in a while. Only when I'm mad though. But if she said anything that was sexual like this is sexy, that would be to much for me.

-*Forever*- · 08-11-2002, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by EllenBurstynFan
I've never heard my grandma say this but I can imagine this would be pretty bad...
Grandpa and I are gonna be alone right now, don't come upstairs for at least 15 minutes.

That'd be me and Jeremy as grandparents

Mossopp · 08-11-2002, 06:03 AM

Argh!! I hate it when older relatives say icky stuff in front of me. My dad is the worst - he insists on telling me about all these actresses he has the hots for. Not only that, but he goes into great detail about why he finds them so attractive! I'm like "dad, you're right she's very cute........now please stop telling me this!!!!!!"

Babes_Cat · 08-11-2002, 11:54 AM

My gandma and grandpa both used to teach sex-ed... let's just say that long car rides w/ them are not a picnic in the park....

"Caitlin, watch out for guys. They say they love you but they don't. It's just their hormones... they're just boys in heat"

Jordan · 08-11-2002, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
My gandma and grandpa both used to teach sex-ed... "Caitlin, watch out for guys. They say they love you but they don't. It's just their hormones... they're just boys in heat"

Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry! I would have to rip my ears out if my grandparents said "they're just boys in heat." (*shivers*) That's just not right...

Kay Scarpetta · 08-11-2002, 11:59 AM

Poor Caitlin.

And my grandmother just has a bad mouth. She doesn't talk gross or anything but lets just say, that's where I get my bad mouth from.

Babes_Cat · 08-11-2002, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by Jordan
Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry! I would have to rip my ears out if my grandparents said "they're just boys in heat." (*shivers*) That's just not right...

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Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
Poor Caitlin.

My grandparents taught sex-ed and then my great-aunt (grandma's sister) works for the planned parenthood hotline... Geez... they all have stories to tell.... you do not want to stay @ the dinner table any longer then you have to during family get togethers.....

Babes_Cat · 08-11-2002, 12:03 PM

I mean 'cmon.... Boys in heat. That's like how you describe animals, like a dog or horse or something!

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08-10-2002, 10:27 PM	#1
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08-10-2002, 10:37 PM	#3
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08-10-2002, 11:35 PM	#7
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08-10-2002, 10:31 PM	#2
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08-11-2002, 11:54 AM	#11
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	My gandma and grandpa both used to teach sex-ed... let's just say that long car rides w/ them are not a picnic in the park.... "Caitlin, watch out for guys. They say they love you but they don't. It's just their hormones... they're just boys in heat"

08-11-2002, 11:59 AM	#13
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Poor Caitlin. And my grandmother just has a bad mouth. She doesn't talk gross or anything but lets just say, that's where I get my bad mouth from.
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08-11-2002, 12:03 PM	#15
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	I mean 'cmon.... Boys in heat. That's like how you describe animals, like a dog or horse or something! !