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biffbronson · 08-10-2022, 08:00 AM

Fred Rutherford: Clarence, I commend you on your recent weight loss...!

stevea · 08-10-2022, 11:29 AM

Lumpy: Thanks a lot, four eyes!

biffbronson · 08-11-2022, 10:18 AM

June: Ward, don't you think Fred Rutherford resembles Yul Brynner? So sexy!

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-11-2022, 04:58 PM

^^LOL

Ward: June, if you think Fred is sexy, you should get your eyes checked and your head examined.

stevea · 08-28-2022, 07:17 AM

Ward: Fred, I think you need to buff your chromedome.

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-28-2022, 05:23 PM

Fred: Ward, Old Boy, I should knock your block off for that remark but I'm too much of a gentleman to do it.

stevea · 08-28-2022, 08:53 PM

Fred: I'm a gentleman, but I certainly don't hesitate to point out your boys' shortcomings, Ward old boy.

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-30-2022, 12:39 PM

Ward: Fred, do you see this finger?

stevea · 08-30-2022, 06:03 PM

Fred: Yes. Now pull this finger and see what happens. But stand back.

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-31-2022, 05:16 PM

Ward: You are a disgusting human being, Fred Rutherford!!

stevea · 08-31-2022, 09:21 PM

Fred: Ha, ha -- that's a knee-slapper, Ward, you ol' snake in the grass!

AB · 09-01-2022, 07:00 PM

June: "Eddie, why don't you spend the weekend with us? We would so love to have you."

stevea · 09-01-2022, 09:08 PM

Ward (to Beaver, in the other room): Did you hear what your mother just said? What a great idea! Imagine, she thought to invite Eddie over--wish I'd said that!

ThisLittlePiggy · 09-02-2022, 08:25 PM

Beaver: Can we put mayonnaise on his sandwich, Dad, to see if he stops breathing?

stevea · 09-03-2022, 08:46 AM

Ward: Stellar idea, Beav! Heart-stopping; should we even bother calling 911?

08-10-2022, 08:00 AM	#1
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,502	Things You’d NEVER Hear on LITB! 2 Fred Rutherford: Clarence, I commend you on your recent weight loss...!

08-10-2022, 11:29 AM	#2
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Things You’d NEVER Hear on LITB! 2 Lumpy: Thanks a lot, four eyes!

08-11-2022, 10:18 AM	#3
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,502	June: Ward, don't you think Fred Rutherford resembles Yul Brynner? So sexy!

08-11-2022, 04:58 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,605	^^LOL Ward: June, if you think Fred is sexy, you should get your eyes checked and your head examined.

08-28-2022, 07:17 AM	#5
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Ward: Fred, I think you need to buff your chromedome.

08-28-2022, 05:23 PM	#6
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,605	Fred: Ward, Old Boy, I should knock your block off for that remark but I'm too much of a gentleman to do it.

08-28-2022, 08:53 PM	#7
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Fred: I'm a gentleman, but I certainly don't hesitate to point out your boys' shortcomings, Ward old boy.

08-30-2022, 12:39 PM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,605	Ward: Fred, do you see this finger?

08-30-2022, 06:03 PM	#9
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Fred: Yes. Now pull this finger and see what happens. But stand back.

08-31-2022, 05:16 PM	#10
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,605	Ward: You are a disgusting human being, Fred Rutherford!!

08-31-2022, 09:21 PM	#11
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Fred: Ha, ha -- that's a knee-slapper, Ward, you ol' snake in the grass!

09-01-2022, 07:00 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	June: "Eddie, why don't you spend the weekend with us? We would so love to have you."

09-01-2022, 09:08 PM	#13
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Ward (to Beaver, in the other room): Did you hear what your mother just said? What a great idea! Imagine, she thought to invite Eddie over--wish I'd said that!

09-02-2022, 08:25 PM	#14
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,605	Beaver: Can we put mayonnaise on his sandwich, Dad, to see if he stops breathing?

09-03-2022, 08:46 AM	#15
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,701	Ward: Stellar idea, Beav! Heart-stopping; should we even bother calling 911?